Seriously, how do you think your going to die?

Hopefully of old age
Probably of a heart attack or cancer

aIl on my own

Suicide or cancer. Maybe homicide.

But definitely not from living a full life. :/

>>35936003
something alcohol related

high entropy will set inside my body

In a cold bed, with a TV on in the corner. Not a soul standing by.

how will i most likely die? it seems like most people have heart troubles or cancer. it may be edgy but i do actually look forward to dying somedays just because. i hust dont want it to be violent or in a hospital. i do smoke a few cigs a day but i doubt ill get cancer. either way i feel its worth it

>>35936003
Suicide. Oops, forgot this is r9k. :^)

Probably in an accident. Or cancer. I don't think I'm supposed to go out "in style".

>>35936003
heart attack at 55 probably. i'm not fat, but my diet is shit and i never exercise

every time i eat fast food i can feel the pressure in my chest increasing

seven lives for my country

Probably an overdose or liver/kidney failure
Or I get hit by a car when I'm stumbling home drunk

>>35936003
Heroin overdose seems the most likely.

>>35936003
run over by car

>>35936003
Suicide even if I stop being depressed, if that's possible. Like if I end up getting diagnosed with something bad like Alzheimer's or something then I'll off myself.

1.Poisoning made to look accidental
2.Drive by shooting
3.Abduction and killed with power tools
4.Knife attack or attack with other weapon
5.Suicide
Be happy you aren't me.

how do people mess up shotgun blows through the mouth? like bo matter what youre gonna hit the brain right? what if you have neighbors or had a fire station next to your house and you put a shotgun in your mouth and pulled the trigger, would you die instantly pr could the ems people make you live? and does it matter if the shells are buck shot and from the 90s?

im not suicidal at all i just like to know this shit

>>35938171
You can live without lots of the front of your brain if you destroy the back and lower portion of the brain or some or most of it you will be dead and no one can help you

>>35938247
so is placement a gamble? or is it safe to just deep throat the barrel and hit the spine?

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I hope I die peacefully in my hundreds after my conscience has been digitized and uploaded to a digital harem

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>>35938036
same bro
hope it happens asap

>>35938311
It should be angled at about a 45 degree angle as far back in the mouth as possible with twelve gauge buckshot for maximum efficiency

>>35936003
well i'm planning suicide but if that doesn't go through i don't know honestly

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Drowning. I've had a couple close calls in the water already.

Suicide, cancer, stroke and old age all look like options, not factoring in the chaos of life.

I'll also probably die alone at this rate. I'm actively working on bettering myself but with a realistic perspective.

Don't think I'm cut out for this world.

This modern world has corrupted and scarred what could have been a good man.

Liver or heart failure.

Based on family history and statistics, either heart disease or cancer.

I'm pretty tall, too, and tall people tend to die earlier than short people.

So, best guess, heart disease in my mid-to-late fifties. Which sucks, because I think dying in your fifties is the worst possible death. You wageslave for 30 years and die before you can enjoy retirement.

Fuck you OP, now I'm gonna have shitty dreams.

statistically, probably heart failure.
but I'd prefer to die in some sort of fight, rather than a meekly hospital death.

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Kodokushi or 'lonely death' refers to a Japanese phenomenon of people dying alone and remaining undiscovered for a long period of time.

I'll be a man-shaped stain on the carpet someday.

Hoping for rabies, but that seems highly unlikely.

>>35936003
Obliterated by a gamma ray burst alongside the whole planet.

>>35936003
alcohol or prescription pills

>>35936003
How I want to die: Bleeding out as a martyr after defeating a powerful enemy.

How I will probably die: Heart or liver failure.

>>35936003
>suicide
>cancer
>heart failure

These are my most likely, and I think every robot's likely way to die but life has it's surprises maybe I'll die some other way

>>35936003
Cancer, stroke or heart attack probably.

More than likely a heart attack. Nothing else really runs in my family. I'm just hoping not to get dementia

assassinated by a moslem, probably

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>>35936003
either respiratory failure or heart disease brought on by it

I'm only 33 and I already can't breathe for shit. Didn't even smoke until last year after my problems had started. Probly can't get disability because it's abused by fraudsters. Glad I didn't build a life, but I do miss performing live

fuck this life, they never tell you that you get a little older and your critical systems start failing

Hopefully Cancer or an accident. That way I don't have to burden my family or friends with the guilt of suicide.

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>>35936042
This fucking hurts me, because i know this is how i would go as well

My number one plan is to jump in front of a short bus some day.

My number two plan is to mix pop rocks and Pepsi.

>>35936003
i will not die, there is no evidence that humans actually die. also gods have given me a greater purpose so they will not let me die.

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>>35940552
>My number one plan is to jump in front of a short bus some day
why traumatize the retards? We should be kind to retards. You make sick!

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>>35936003
>that anime energy burst after he stabs him

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>>35936003
Lung cancer
>tfw smoking cigarettes is just delayed suicide

>>35936003
Alone
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Planning to off myself in four months.

Motorcycle crash

>>35936003
Suicide by hanging

I have always felt like I am going to be killed by someone. I don't expect to die of old age.

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>>35940582
Eveybodies a critic.

Killed by my son in a duel to the death as he attempts to stop me from abusing my power. Little does he know, he will become just like me.