secret thread

>>35935479
I wish I was a girl not a soul knows or suspects a thing

>>35935518
i know what you mean i had gender dysphoria if u want to transition then it will be much better for ur psyche in the long run if u get it OKed by a therapist but even then the medical community is profiting so idk but like i started reconnecting with my culture and the importance of men and women and i felt a lot better and now im almost completely ok with being a girl

i am a tranny and some people at work dont know that but really my deepest darkest secret is probably that i am in love with my long distance boyfriend. i dont even know why, ive known him for maybe a month and dated for less. ive hidden it under basically ironic shitposting to him. i know this sounds funny but its not.

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>>35935479
I killed a homeless man with a crowbar roughly eight months ago.

>>35935518
Look at these posts.
>>35935552
>>35935573
You see how this basket case types? Obvious mental illness.

Don't fall for the meme.

>>35935552
Yeah dysphoria is a bitch to deal with glad you got over yours for the most part. Honestly I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up transitioning this year though.

I am constantly becoming obsessed with camwhores on this site, especially the fucked up ones with severe psychological issues.

>>35935702
>le gender dysphoria is a mental illness so it's evil
wow r u retarded no shit it's an illness sherlock
the best way to treat it... is transisitioning

>>35935747
Just like how we let suicidal people just kill themselves :^)

The men of the future will look upon our times as unethical and insane. And it's "transitioning" you nut case.

>>35935807
hey man u forgot to correct my "r" to *are and "u" to *you
if yu'r ging to be a niitpicky faggot at least try harder

>>35935479

I hate everyone and everything again, I thought I was over that phase of my life, but I am that way again, and I can't help it.

>>35935807
Person said they were drunk surprise they made a spelling mistake.

>>35935552
Damn nigga where your punctuations at.

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>>35935867
im nt op
but really y shud I have to spell evrything perfectly for a bunch f lsers online

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>>35935573
good luck love is worth it
>>35935682
how do u feel abt it
>>35935716
hey uh:
>>35935702
this
work thru it first see if u can deal w dysphoria withot transitioning

>>35935747
no therapy lol...
>>35935807
RIGHT
>>35935731
love me lol
>>35935741
how do u feel abt it
>>35935849
pls reduce meaner in this thread
>>35935865
edgy its ok tho me too
>>35935867
who lol
btw i will reply w my face now so u know its me guys love and light

>>35935977
heck off smelly roast beef, nice doubles though

I'm a fucking normie but I wish I was a robot so I just pretend by hanging around here

>>35935977
>love me lol
o-okay...
[email protected]

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>>35936052
no dont tell me what to do
>>35936123
why the fuckbdo you wish u were a robot
im a cyborg and im lonly as fuck

>>35936187
stinky stinky roastie if i don't tell you what to do who will???

don't even think about telling me you don't need some level-headed guidance you smelly sandwich

>>35935977
The realism of that very violent moment and lapse of mental stability that caused the scenario in the first place haunts me and makes me fearful of myself in a very obscure way born of uncertainty.
As far as anyone else is concerned I dont know what they're talking about and I've never met a homeless person in my life.
:^)

I was raped by a lesbian
yes I'm a male
no she wasnt hot
no it wasnt "niceee"
no I didn't enjoy it

>>35936187

hi cupcake whore, don't you have a bf?

>>35936187
Real life sucks, I just want to stay home all day and have no one bother me. Being a robot sounds pretty good if I could do that

>>35936288
ok be my mentor also im NOT A ROASTIE!
>>35936297
maybe u need to write ur feelings or do vlog u keep to urself? i like talking to the camera but deleting after it is theraputic
>>35936309
im so sorry to hear about that are you getting support?
>>35936358
no i broke up with him he convinced me to date him then he like. dissapeared

I've lied to my friends for years about when I graduated from college, the girlfriends ive had, and the job I currently hold

and no you can't convince me that they secretly know, they wouldn't be my friends if they knew

>>35936454
no I'm not getting support
nobody would believe me

>>35936454
ok congrats i'm your mentor. let's start with emotional honesty. in order to grow as a person, you first have to accept and acknowledge who you are right now. so repeat after me. "Hi I'm anon, and I'm a roastie, and a smelly one at that"

>>35936492
yes hey would you are valid
>>35936560
ok

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>>35936742
>didn't say it
i'll never find a roastie to orbit

Mystic Force was fucking dope and Mighty Morphin is over rated.

>>35936801
U can orbit me but I, not a roast
>>35936823
God for ypu

>>35937217
To clarify, are you a girl(male) or a non roastie female?

>attractive woman on this board
>look at me I'm me quirky
Only two other posters have the fucking dignity to tell this roastie to fuck off? This board is more beta than dayZ

>>35937256
Well I like the new /soc9k/ and chatting with quirky girls.

I had a 3 month long affair with my sister in law

>>35937254
Non toasty female
>>35937256
.....OK
>>35937296

I like your too
>>35937328
2as she hot

>>35937451
you are surely pastrami. give evidence to the contrary, or don't, either way i'm already in orbit. now heck off the ol' board and then show up a few threads from now and we can rinse and repeat it'll be great

>>35935479
>>35935977
>>35936187
>>35937451
>>35937217
>>35936742
>>35936454
please be my gf youre a cute fembot which is very hard to come by

>>35937451
Be my friend then baka-chan
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]

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>>35935479
would you date an Agatha if you were a lesbian?

Sometimes you're not actually a tranny you're just still suffering from anorexia and depression c:

I REALLY hope everyone else continues to pretend that never happened thank you c:

>>35935479
>hello r9k tell me yr deepest darkest secret im drunk i wont remember

That's certainly a tempting offer, and I mean that in all sincerity. After all, there's a reason why the Catholics are so fond of confession. We are social animals and feel compelled to share ourselves with others. The Self is meaningless in the absence of the Other. Strange though it may seem, just as we want the Other to recognize us at our very best, we also want it to acknowledge us at our worst. Were others only to see the former while being ignorant of the latter, we would not exist for them as we actually are.

So we feel compelled to share our secrets. One must be cautious about doing so, of course. The confessional, the therapist's office, and the anonymous image board all exist to serve this very hazardous need.

Yet one's darkest secret is something different all together. It's that small thing that will always be uniquely yours because it's impossible to share with another. Isn't it strange that, in lieu of an eternal soul to define us, we only have recourse to our greatest sin?

So, I'll confess all sorts of shameful secrets. I've done so on this board many times. But there is one small thing that I would no sooner announce on an image board than I would relate to my dearest friend. I wouldn't dare speak it aloud even if I was alone and I would be the only one to hear it. I let my good angel slip away a long time ago; I refuse to let my wicked one escape as well.

Nothing good will ever be mine but there will always be one thing, horrible though it may be, that will never be anything but. Both God and Satan could stand over my grave, waiting for my rotting body to surrender that most secret memory with the hope of snatching it up. Both, deathless things that they are, would find themselves waiting forever.

>>35937986
>tfw chills up my spine upon seeing that trip
where have you been?

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>>35937986
Isolation kills the ego, but on the other side of the coin we are mirrors of those who we associate with.
What is worse, becoming empty or conforming to the attitudes of a hellhole like this board? Many of us don't have much of a choice unfortunately.

I beat a goose to death with a baseball bat then tried to cut off its head with a pocket knife.

I strangled my neighbors cat to death, cut its tummy open and turned it inside out. After that I put it in their mail box. (this was years ago)

I caught a squirrel in a metal trap. I took the trap and poured gasoline on it. I lit the squirrel on fire. After the fire burned out I took to the burnt flesh and put it in my neighbors mail box.

What's ur nameo OP?

I was in a gay sex ring in 5th grade

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>>35935479
My secret is that I already jerked off and came to your pictures and I'll probably be saving them for use later

I am a queer/bi girl who watches a lot of, A LOT gay porn more than lesbian or hetero. I am from a third world country living in first world. I think my parents(considering the difference of life from then to now and they never gave me a sex talk because it's even more awkward and embarrassing)who fucking probably would disown me if they knew the things I've seen.

>>35938056
>where have you been?

I've always been right here, posting once or twice a night, just as I have for more than a year now.

I think the longest break I've taken from doing so in recent memory was a three day period I spent attending the wedding of an old college friend of mine. After a series of disastrous relationships, she at long last found a man willing to commit to her. So I made a pilgrimage from my little city in honor of the momentous occasion. It was a miserable experience, a ceremony conducted on top of a mountain at some state park while all the attendees were battered by frigid winds. Say what you will about the religious, but they at least have enough sense to conduct their ceremonies in heated churches. Whether their god is real may be up for debate, but the fact they've had the sense to insulate their temples certainly isn't.

Yet, even when friends no longer love each other, they at least love the memory of those times long ago when they did. So I listened to her mother and sister screech some horrible folk song that was meant to be a substitute for a hymn. I watched my friend stutter her vows and her betrothed do likewise before an ancient lesbian who sanctified the union in the name of the state of Vermont.

The funny thing was that, when the ceremony was concluded, one of our mutual friends, no less a witch than I am a wizard, turned to me and said mournfully: "I suppose we're the only ones left". I was tempted to reply that we always would be, but that would have been gratuitous. Sacrifice can be beautiful or grotesque depending upon the extent it's actually necessary. And what sacrifice could be any more revolting in its excess than that of words upon the altar of the obvious?

>>35937451
>2as she hot
Yeah she's got a nice petite vegan body

My perverted teenage fapping sessions.

>>35937576
OK
>>35937589
OK
>>35937636
Yes
>>35937637
Huh
>>35937986
No thanks
>>35938432
No its illegal
>>35938526
TELL ME MORE
>>35938533
Thank u for the cum offering anon
>>35938562
It's OK I accept your
>>35939620
Cute!!!!

>>35939355
you're a very cool and insightful guy, witch king. i wonder if this is the cause of your wizardy, or a product of it.
in either case, not to pull an elliot rodger here, but it's honestly just unfair that an interesting guy like you has to suffer in isolation while the archetypal vapid asshole is often rewarded.

>>35939934
You are boring

and unoriginal

>>35935479
I talked to you on omegle a couple times, but after the first time to started being mean to me/ignoring me/skipping me etc even though we had a nice conversation the first time
what did I do wrong

I have considered actually raping my best friend after having already groped her several times.

>>35939995
I know I am boring rn I'm so tired but I luv u guys enuugh thst you deserve (You)s o gotta pass out
>>35940075
Someone might have been using my face I am full of love trust

>>35940123
What is "love trust"? And I'm pretty sure noone was using your face. I'm the one that used to have the hair that looked like the one guy that killed all those black people in a church, but it doesn't look like that anymore since it's longer.

Why did you stop posting pics of your face

I'm the weird diploma/certificate fetishist. I masturbate to and fuck diplomas and certificates. That's a dark secret enough because it's clearly not normal.

Yesterday I reached a new low. I came across a suicide thread and the first thing I thought to do was ask if they'd send their awards to me as they won't need them if they're dead.

>>35936187
can uu post nudes I'm drunk and horty

>>35935807
suicide leaves you dead, transitioning leaves you not wanting to be dead.

>>35935741
Jesus christ dude...you desperately need to seek professional help. That is legit fucked up.

>>35935479
I wanna hold you until you fall asleep, maybe just once feeling some physical intimacy

I'm a pathalogical liar that fears the day karma comes back and fucks me in the ass