*bIocks your way*

Am i very small, or is it very big?

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>"Thanks for getting rid of that annoying guinea pig, anon! You're so brave!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FPP4eIxX8
Oh my Goooooodd =333

>sister has guinea pig
>it makes some chattering sound at me that is apparently a threat noise

The fucking audacity.
I want to kick its ass, the stupid little faggot.

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Pikamew, I choose you!

>>35933920
That's actually a sound in response to fear.

>>35934033
Good, it should fear me.

>>35934064
Did you rape him yet?

>>35933770
I'M SO STARTLED

>>35934162
I don't want to rape him, but I would flick his balls if I got the chance.

>>35933770
>*bIocks your way*

SSSQQQUUUUIISSSHHHHpppffppffpfflaaaakkkuhh

*splatter* *splatter* *splatter*

eewww...

>>35933770
Fuck you for making me laugh you fucking nigger.

>>35933770
*shits cocoa puffs*

I have two guinea pigs and they are fucking annoying but they provide company so i keep them

Shit, I'm now remembering all the horrible things I used to do to my sister's guinea pig.

>pop with a rubber band and laugh at the dweek sound it makes
>block it in so it can't leave the little hiding spot it runs to
>shake cage
>pour water on it
>hold and blow in it's face
>put in small box in the freezer to see if they shiver

She also had a gerbil that I would hold by the tail and spin in circles. Not hard like a centrifuge, more like a pendulum. The thing was fucking crazy, it bit a chunk of skin off my finger one day. That's when I decided to recreate one of my favorite psychology experiments by putting it in a bucket filled with water and just a tiny little island perch in the middle. Everytime it got on the perch I would push it back in the water with a wooden spoon. The crazy little shit eventually ate it's own tail down to a nub.

>>35933850
Eating dog is one thing, but guinea pigs don't deserve this kind of fate.

>>35933770

*STAMP*... *STAMP* ... *STAMP**STAMP**STAMP*

>>35936633
They're idiots, it's no worse than eating clam.

>>35936633

This, it's more fun to feed them to ferrets. Especially when the ferret is retarded and never learned how to make a proper kill. Mine is retarded and will kill things and then stack the bodies like some kind of nazi instead of just eating it like a normal ferret.

*teleports behind guinea pig*

heh... nice exercise wheel you got there... it'd be a shame if... something were to... happen to it?

*katana slices wheel in two*

psh... nothin personnel.... kid....

>>35933850
look at that crazy bitch, you just KNOW she'd be a freak in the bedroom