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>almost 27
>no friends not even online
>working min wage job
>live with my mom
>depression since childhood
>severe social anxiety
>no hope for the future

I'm seriously considering becoming an hero at this point.

I'm 24, can I post here?

Sad Steps

By Philip Larkin

Groping back to bed after a piss
I part thick curtains, and am startled by
The rapid clouds, the moon's cleanliness.

Four oclock: wedge-shadowed gardens lie
Under a cavernous, a wind-picked sky.
There's something laughable about this,

The way the moon dashes through clouds that blow
Loosely as cannon-smoke to stand apart
(Stone-coloured light sharpening the roofs below)

High and preposterous and separate --
Lozenge of love! Medallion of art!
O wolves of memory! Immensements! No,

One shivers slightly, looking up there.
The hardness and the brightness and the plain
Far-reaching singleness of that wide stare

Is a reminder of the strength and pain
Of being young; that it can't come again,
But is for others undiminished somewhere.

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>27 yo
>smarter than in my teens/early 20's but less creative
>used to be bold and careless, girls actually liked me
>now I'm dull and uninterested, resentful and jealous
>still a kissless virgin and know that each passing year it's becoming exponentially harder to find a gf which makes me choke under the pressure and even more depressed
>for the first time in my life have actual suicidal thoughts run through my head
>"there's a train passing... I could just swerve RIGHT NOW and it'll all be over right there"
>STILL haven't gotten my shitty degree despite studying in uni for almost a decade
>still live with parents (all other sibling married and with kids, both older and younger)

a-at least I started working out and growing some muscle right? it's going to get better... h-heh

>27yo neet
>depression took my irl friends
>normies took my safe spaces online
>spring is coming and >tfw see happy highschoolers and couples
>noone that visits the chans is in kentucky

I JUST WANT FRIENDS AGAIN

>24
>See group of sixth form boys walking home from college
>Get they instinctive feeling that they're older than me even though I've almost got a decade on them, like how you felt intimidated by adults as a child
>Consciously acknowledge that they've probably had sex
>Consciously acknowledge that there's a very good chance they've got bigger dicks than me
>Day ruined

>>35932968

25+ cunt. Fuck off with your kiddy problems, the grown ups are talking.

>>35932968
I'm a filthy phone poster because I bought one so I could browse 4chan in bed since it's cheaper and smaller than a laptop and has a camera so when I start going outside for walks to get healthier i can take pictures and didn't see that this is a 25+ thread. I'm sorry for intruding on your thread friends. I'll see you in a year.

>>35932737

35 here, i'm a useless NEET that's never had a job and my mum is old now too, shit sucks :(

27
I feel less creative and intelligent than in my younger years. I think I just read too much information, its so much, my hard drive is full and it keeps fragmenting. Its hard to explain but I "know" when I am right in arguments but instead of in the past where I could clearly recall everything needed now its tortured and stupid sounding.

>>35933094
stay awake

welp, it's frozen pizza for dinner again...

>>35933139
>tfw have ibs
who else ibs?

>>35933070
How did you manage to not work all these years?

>almost 26
>old enough to feel sore after strenuous activity, and not be up with the lastest trends kids are into these days
>still too young to get any respect from the grumpy middle aged men I work with
>get stuck with the hard jobs because "ah Anon you're a young guy, lift this heavy shit"

>>35933154
I'm pretty constipated lately. Sometimes when I get super anxious that changes though.

Maybe this week I'll win the lottery and escape from this miserable shithole of a town

R-right?

Of course not. I'm here forever

>>35933164
31 here. Finally getting treated like an adult. It gets better, anon.

29

Life has dulled

The pleasure has faded and the toil of wageslavery is taking its toll

I hope I don't go to the psych ward this year

>>35933218
bullshit

I'm going to be a grumpy old man like the rest of them, aren't I?

with the added curse of being a foreveralone so I won't be able to comiserate with other old guys about muh wife and kids

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>applied to fast food jig
>tfw 26
>someone calls and says i have a interview
>tfw pumped
>wait in dining area
>the HR woman comes in
>we have the interview in the eating area
>whatthefucg?
>she asks me "where do yo see yourself at panda within 7 years?"
>"what makes you panda material?"
>see the teenager workers laughing at me
>didn't get the panda express job

>>35933316
I don't mean life as a whole gets better, I just mean it gets better at work. I'm an engineer and in my 20s was treated like a child, which you could argue I was, and thankfully I wasn't one of those "hotshot engineers fresh out of school" that ticks all the old guys off. By 30 though, the old guys show me respect and it feels more like working with a peer.

But yeah, I'm a weirdo that has no family or friends and everyone probably knows that, but, I think you stop caring as much as you get older. At least I did.

It does get awkward when people ask if I have a family or any hobbies. I have none of those.

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>>35933344
>tfw you will never be panda material

29
how the fuck do you get a gf/bf? how do you make online friends? I'm too old to meet people naturally anymore

>>35933376
The worst is when my colleagues insist on asking me what my plans are for the weekend. Most of them realize I do nothing but they insist on asking anyway

>>35933376
I didn't go to college
I'm not a fancy engineer
I'm an anti-social weirdo with a high school education stuck doing manual labor because that was the only option since I'm abysmal at customer service

I fucking hate customers

>>35933416
thissss
>any plans for the weekend Anon?
>n...not really

>>35933416
I've met many people on 4chan and other imageboards
Out of those people, I've met several (at least 7) in person

>>35933376
I have hobbies
play drums is one
but I live is a small apartment in a small town with no music scene so I barely ever get to play my acoustic drums

and electric drums just aren't the same

I wish I could be in a band again

>>35933458
Fuck you normie thanks for the advice there dude real helpful. Kill yourself

28
>was robot
>was engaged
>single robot again, even more robot..
>foreveralone.thankgodforintoxication

>>35933416
>>35933448
I think the plans for the weekend thing is kind of a general polite question of the normies, I wouldn't worry about it much - they aren't really listening.

The good news is all of us eventually die and our accomplishments mean nothing in the end.

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>27 and a half

>I'm officially in the last quarter of my twenties

>made a habit lately of coming home from work everyday, turning off all the lights in my studio except for my desk lamp, and wallowing in apathy and nihilism while surfing /r9k/ and /pol/ and reading occasional philosophical literature online

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>>35933488
>was engaged
>robot

>>35933488
>robot
>engaged
kill yourself, normalfag.

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>>35932737

>32
>cyborg
>fine with dying alone
>was hoping brother would have kids
>he got cucked hard and divorced
>it don't matter, none of this matters
>just don't want to deal with the bullshit
>comfy boring life for a few years now
>career going alright
>at least not a wageslave anymore
>actually have days off now
>have no idea what to do with them
>mostly drink and play vidya with some other social failures

Now that I don't spend all my time in work and school I feel like I should be doing something more, but then I just say fuck it and stay comfy.

>>35933514
30s here. basically same story. I get nervous when my pizza gets delivered too.

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>>35933481
We could have been friends

>>35933344
i hate it when they ask these questions
im trying to apply for temporary bux in my country and these same type of questions, i really dont know the answer to any of them. first time i saw the form i literally laughed and realised i was going to become homeless
really makes u think

>>35933492
Why would I care about the end? I care about the now and immediate future

>>35933489
I fucking hate having to make small talk

fucking loathe it goddamnit I hate it so much

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE WEATHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35933545
Why are you here? This board is meant for robots.

>>35933551
There is no "now", "end" or "future". Time doesn't exist. It's a man made idea

>life in a downward spiral
>alone in parents house watching videos of women pissing

>>35933516
fuck off.

sick of this "r9k is only for virgins" mentality.

you have NO FUCKING IDEA how evil women are until you've been with one.


and just because you've had a gf, doesn't mean you're socially competent. not even close.

You're all bunch of failed losers, I'm 25 and I don't think any of this uselesss shit in my head, I don't stroke my own ego or pity my self because all of it is just a waste of time that will ruin you...all of you are pathetic, attention/validating so you can make excuses to keep being the way all of you are

>>35933516
>>35933518
Im an attractive autist. It really makes no sense

>>35933622
>>35933616
>Robot meaning "socially incompetent"
no. If you are capable of being with women you can't possibly relate to robots. Just fuck off from this board.

>>35933616
I'm sure the girl who got raped by 13 guys in a row would think otherwise... keep telling your self that buddy, getting pleasure from your own suffering is what ur doing

>28
>My only friend is the liquor
>NEET in a small town of about 1500 people

Things could be better, but they could certainly be worse.

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>>35933489
>they aren't really listening

>>35933617

Do you think we care that you believe you are better than us?

Why does that idea matter so much to you?

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>>35933555
Today I had a sales rep ask me "So, anon, do you like golf?" As in if I wanted to go on a payoff golfing day with this shitbag.

Week before I was asked by another "What do you do for fun?" (again, trying to fish for things to bribe me with probably) and I said "nothing really"

>>35933617
Sure you just visit this board because you're doing so much better, I mean why go on here if you're doing so great right?

>>35933587
Go back to your babby tier high school philosophy class. The grown ups are talking

>>35933622
At the risk of people calling bullshit and asking me for a bunch of things I won't do, I'm literally a male model and have never had a gf.

>>35933576
I don't really knowow

>>35933610
Made me laugh for the sheer absurdity, but then I got a headache and teared up a bit because I'm no better.

>>35933616
being engaged is a whole lot further down the line than just losing your virginity. you literally cannot be a robot if you were engaged

>>35933637
I was with a guy. I have big tits and a cute face but Im not normal at all

>totally alone
>no friends
>go to r9k to talk to people
>get made fun of for having a job and an apartment and fucking a girl by pure luck one time years ago

fuck you all

>>35933458
I almost went to an /o/ meetup but was too scared. I really just want to meet a shy girl, not other robots.

>>35933713
I don't care if you're not normal, friend. You don't belong on this board, see?

>>35933716
Boo hoo, you know how another human's warmth feels. Poor you!

>>35933682
>common sense and facts are "baby philosophy"

You must think you're smart or something, right?

>>35933716
why don't you just NOT brag about having lost your virginity at every possibly opportunity, huh?? then nobody would ever know

>>35933737
you don't understand

its like a drug

once you've had it and cant have it anymore its worse than never having it

I envy you

>>35933722
You wouldn't meet robots at an /o/ meetup, would you

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>>35932737
>>tfw parents will pass away very soon, within 3 or 5 years because they're old and not looking good
>>take a really good look at mum

Well fug

>tfw dad actualy already passed away
>tfw my own life only now rests in my aging mother
>tfw she obviously now you're a failure
>tfw dad's death made me even more depressed than I already was

>>35933761
What does that have to do with you being on this board? Get out.

>>35933744
Not that anon, but I get sort of irritated when people start armchair philosophizing and running through basic scientific theories too. I think it only comes off as genuine or interesting when someone who has deeply studied it talks about that sort of thing.

>>35933750
if I was looking to brag, r9k would not be the place

my life sucks and Im not bragging about anything because there's nothing to brag about

>>35933763
/o/ is pretty autistic, but, yeah, good point. all the robots would stay home like I did. that said, meeting failed normies doesn't sound great either.

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>tfw 30 and already have a hard time keeping an erection
>never had sex

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>>35932737
>it's not like a fetus where you can get it aborted

Well... I mean it kind of can be.

>>35933817
I feel like since I screw up everything else I do, I'd probably screw up my suicide too and end up a potato that couldn't finish the job.

>>35933794
>still being here
Why?

>>35933829
But at least you'll have potato power!

>>35933744
>man made constructs don't exist

If you seriously think that's "common sense and facts" you are literally an idiot

>>35933842
maybe I will leave

I don't know why I come here

its just like Chad and Stacey except here the biggest loser wins

it's probably dragging me down and making my life worse

>>35933724
because I had some chad delude me into some love insanity? or because I've fucked so many guys for a few minutes of attention?

>>35933855
If they are all wizard power was cracked up to be, it won't be very powerful

>>35933886
Boo hoo, normalfag, fuck off.

>>35933862
State some "facts" and I'll listen. Instead of explaining your side of the argument you'd rather call people names. Typical response from so called "educated Philosophy majors"

>>35933782
I can understand that. It was more my opinion. I wasn't implying that I'm a philosopher. Just because I state my opinion on politics doesn't mean I'm a politician.

>>35932824
what job do you work?

>>35933887
you are a failed normie, not a robot. get the fuck off my board

>>35933887
>I've fucked
That's all that matters. Fuck off >>>/soc/

>>35933917
Yeah, I know, I was just explaining what that other anon was probably saying. I wish people would have done that for me at a young age so I wouldn't have been so hated in my teens.

>>35933587

>the fact that we use words that we invented to describe ideas about the nature of the universe means that the concepts we are trying to discuss with each other do not exist

We did not invent or construct time, only a means for us to talk about our experiences with one another.

>31
>no job
>virgin except for a pathetic limp dicked fuck of a hooker 10 years ago which gave me herpes
>live off my dying grandmother's social security, she has Alzheimer's and is the only person I talk to irl
>fat
>high school dropout
>only have 56k Internet and basic cable to keep me entertained

I'm gonna kill myself in the next couple of weeks.

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>>35933994
>>only have 56k Internet
holy shit... at least there's always someone worse off than myself

>>35933939
because Im the only one 25+ who's not a virgin here...

Good chance you'd fuck me if I crawled into your bed as a desperate pig.. along with the other ~70 guys who have... but obviously a normie

>>35934055
Kill yourself and get out of here.

>>35932737
>"what was school like?"
>"i cant remember"

i honestly cant remember it
i really can only remember a few images
that's 12+ years

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>>35934055
>a desperate pig
I laughed but it's time for you to leave

>>35934018
I'm embellishing a bit often times its a similar speed to 56k. I can't stream or play any online games. Rural area with shitty satellite internet.

>>35934055
Timestamp+tits please. Otherwise rollplayers are the most pathetic people on r9k by far. If you have nothing better to do in your life then pretend to be a women online for attention you should shoot yourself in the head immediately

>>35932824
want for ol mam to pass
she needs to die with hope
she deserves that...

>>35933994
i can understand that
how's your gran going to survive?

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>25 no job or education, no motivation, bored everyday because too dumb to entertain myself, and mommy still cuts up my food for me
I have low test too (shouldn't be a sursprise). I want to try lifting because I think it might help but there's no 24 hour gyms around. I want to go in the middle of the night to avoid people.

>>35934138
Go on Saturday morning

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Going to be 30 in a couple days. Was a good run.

>>35934138
friday nights are pretty good

>>35934169
Okay I'll see how it is on Saturday. During the weekdays it starts to fill when it opens at 5 am.

>Woke up thinking about how amazing it would be to wake up next to her
>Haven't felt this way in years
Good think DF masterwork has been updated so I can ignore the real World like I normally do

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>>35934119
whynot. It's all about the attention anyway

>>35934262
Okay. Can you leave now, please? Thank you.

>>35934262
fuck off roastie
and take your granny tits with you

>>35934186
what magical power would you like to get?

>>35934262
not bad, girl. not bad at all.

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>>35934262
Horrible! Disgusting!

>>35934262
>dat sag

>>35934055
>other ~70 guys
christ I'm gonna be sick

love it. robots who won't take a desperate girl who just wants to please them.. but I'm worse

>>35934329
>>35934317
>>35934316
>>35934306
>all these replies
You're part of the problem.

>40yr oldfag
>KHV except for escorts
>super socially anxious
>used to do things but have given up in the last few years
>3 colonoscopies because my body sucks
>ride my bicycle late at night hoping a drunk driver will hit me because I'm too lame to kill myself directly

Going to be fun reading 500 posts about and to this girl.

Good stuff. I wish robots were smart enough to ignore attention whores but they can't help it. The chance of interacting with a girl is too much to pass up for them.

>>35934262
A pussy pic please

>>35934262

Those are some sad tits. Mournful even.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

>>35934262
Don't care, although it could be worse. Now post feet whore.

>>35934317
wtf

decently qt I'd say.

what, you expect 10/10 Staceys to post tits on 4chan? they're out doing things it s a fucking Friday night. not like theyd post tits any other day of the week either. Chad and Stacey don't browse 4chan. its funny when Anons accuse people of being Chad or Stacey when they don't come here. they only know 4chan as "those hackers and trolls" if at all.

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Serious question about granny tits like that whore above... how the fuck can someone be so young and already have tits that saggy?

>>35934262
Pussy pic

>>35934389
>decently qt I'd say.
You have very low standards lol

>>35934402
It's just genetics bro. Saggy tits and microdicks are why eugenics are important. If Hitler had won then problems like those would have been eliminated by now

>25
>Male pattern baldness has been setting in for a number of months now and it's getting to the point where I can't hide it anymore

The silent pity I received from the hairdresser last time hurt so much

>>35934352
can't a man enjoy some fucking titties?

no, the problem is Anons white-knighting when no tits are posted.

if she posted tits, she's welcome. she paid the toll.

>>35934262
Honestly you're the only type of woman I could see myself with. You're cute.

>>35934434
duh
why the fuck do you think I'm here

>>35934434
Thanks. Yeah, it's a shame about Hitler.

>>35934441
just shave it all off man.
SHAVE IT OFF

don't try to hang onto it because it just looks worse

Im not 18.... I dont work out. They have been saggy for years.

Is 26 to old to transition? God I want to be a cute bottom so much it hurts

>>35934488
were they always saggy or did it start in your 20s? like did you ever have firm perky tits?

>>35934488
its ok your boobs are fine

serious question though, why do you browse a board with lonely losers?

what good could you possibly find here?

>>35934441
mine always says "you still have lots of hair" and insists I comb it to the side. not really sure what to do

>>35934529
exactly what happened in this thread: we were talking about us and feels, one saggy tits witch appears, everyones attention has now turned to her

>>35933448
I've started giving sarcastic responses "oh I'm going to murder children ,ya know for the thrill of seeing them die"

>>35934566
you're right but at least tits were posted
>>35934567
wew lad

>>35934567
yeah don't do that. just say relaxing.

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you're a faggot, harry
you're a wizard, harry
you're a wizard, anon
wizardry is skill and natural ability
we all have magical ability
magic is the acting of the soul
it is who we are
>this shit is now fact and there's jack shit you can do about it
what shit are you hung up upon
you are not your past
you can sort yourself out

>>35934262
Got a kik or email to chat? Pls oregano

>OMG A WOMAN

thread derailed

Hello friends...

>29
>parents divorced when I was 13
>dad moved to a different country because he had too much debt
>bullied at school every day
>don't know how to cope
>stop going to school for days at a time
>got so bad that they were going to call the police on my mum because I just didn't want to go
>dropped out of school at 15
>develop terrible anxiety & depression issues
>develop avoidance behaviours to cope
>stay inside every day for years because if you avoid all your problems then they can never affect you
>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
>don't know how to handle responsibility, work, relationships
>literally scared of life itself
>everyone I grew up with has moved on in life
>gf's, fiances, careers, houses, kids
>im still waking up past midday every day and not showering for over a week at a time
>no ambition, no hope for the future
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>just going through the motions every day, distracting myself with games, music, tv & music from the hopelessness of life
>dont remember what happy is any more
>too scared live
>too scared to die


>only ever had 1 job stacking shelves in 2007
>the paper my CV is printed on is worth more than my job experience
>too old to get an apprenticeship in a trade skill
>only place I could find employment is in the service industry
>flipping burgers or serving coffee
>would have to compete with thousands of other people for the most menial low skill work
>would have to compete people almost half my age who would work for a lot less
>OAP's coming out of retirement to work in the service industry now

If I ever got a job I'd be living to work for the benefit of someone else just so I could be poor and then have to thank them for the privilege.

What kind of life is that? What do I gain from that? At this point I don't see the point in ever contributing to society because its only going to bring me misery.

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>go to gym
>full of teens and early 20s talking LOUD as fuck
>they take the benches and rotate for hours
>tfw can't even get a workout
>some cunt with booty pants and makeup is bending over in the center of the fucking weight room
>I'm short but I hate how these loud manlets act all tough and shit
>be doing abs on medicine ball
>have music on loud
>In the zone
>someone with his gf walks by right behined me
>I think he said "what's up dude" or something with a hostile tone
>too focused on workout
>his Chinese gf laughs
>he was a manlet too
>I'm just trying to get my workout in and this nigga wants to act all aggressive and shit

I can't wait to die my dudes.

>>35934614
what's the story here, I mean the pic

>>35934741
>tfw I got a pull up bar so I can just do body weight exercises at home
People often think I look 26 when I am about to turn 30 so it works.

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>>35934746
I'm getting to this point too anon. I'm not suicidal but when I almost get into accidents i don't feel panic anymore. It's just like whatever. the mystery of a gf is kind of keeping me alive and muh cowboys keep me going.

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>almost 26
>parents ask me when I'm going to settle down with a nice woman
>uh don't think you'll have to worry about that
>oh Anon don't worry you're still young

y...yeah.... that's it, I'm still y...young

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Today is my 28th birthday
I didn't make it robots.

I am no longer young and cannot blame my failures on being slower than others anymore

I wish I could somehow find inner peace and be fine with my situation

>>35934853
Keep working on acceptance. Read some of the Dalai Lama stuff. Ethics for a New Millennium is good.

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>>35934831
>you're still young
they're like in their 60s, 3 times older than you.. 26 divided by three is like eight. if a 8 year old tells you "i want to give up on live' you would want to slap that fucker in the face for being so stupid. that's how your parents see you, no go out there and get something.

>>35933684
pics or you're a fag
originally original

>28
>still live with mom
>work full time making 75k
>commute is literally 2 hours each way by train
>no friends
>kv
>no time to do anything anyway
>literally mentally ill af but i hide it well enough to function at work
>poor health keeps getting worse because i have no time/energy/motivation to start eating better

I feel like life is over for everyone once they start working. Its just that normies have already sorted their social lives and desires and hobbies before then. Ive got nothing but work. What the fuck do I even do with money? This place is too expensive for me to move out.

I dont even play much vodya anymore. I just love my cat thats all

>>35933163
It's actually really easy once you get the hang of being an unhireable piece of shit.

>>35934888
get what?
a loveless marriage that only stayed together because "tradition" and "divorce is a sin" and "the kids"?

my parents hate each other.

I don't want any part of that shit.

I'm 32 and was pretty much a complete weirdo in the US where I grew up in Rich-chads-ville around the biggest and richest uberChads ever. Pretty much only buds a group of other outcasts, 'experimented' with lots of drugs, kicked out of house, basically a fuck-up. College years the only girls I had sex with were two 2/10 hambeasts.
>Then I fucking studied abroad
Had to mix with kids from all over the USA on first flight and I quickly reinvented my entire personality. I even started using a made-up name, of course no one knew, we were all from different universities and states.
I arrived at the foreign country with this newfound confidence of already having passed this first social test as a different person. So I joined a rugby team at the foreign uni and ended up staying two semesters. Then three, then graduating and living in the country.
Ten years. Ten years now 8 haven't looked back on that awkwardness and social anxiety in the US trying to live up to the Chadly expectations of normal society.
And get this, since I was an oddball computer nerdo, in this lesser developed country I'm the fucking man, and I have a comfy as fuck little tech business. Also foreigner=having hot wife, so check that off your list.
Two tanned blond kids too, since I mixed with a darker girl.
>Moral of the story
Get out and reinvent yourself, relocate as a different you.
>Profit and get hot dark chicks
No for real though, I'm who i invented myself to be, and it's tight.

>>35932737
>28
>Taking care of my mother
>Single
>Can't bring someone over for fear of them meeting my sick mom
>Can't go anywhere because she Calls and text needing thing all the time.
Maybe I'll find peace when I can get her into a home

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>>35933344
fgjgjg

>>35934901

>28
>live with roommate
>work full time making 28k
>commute is 5 minutes
>not many friends
>lesbian
>mentally ill
>get laid once a week
>too old and poor to finish up college
>too anxious and depressed to network or suck dick for a connection

75k and living with mommy!? Save up for a condo bro and advertise for a roommate.

>>35935011
>>get laid once a week
Fuck off
>>>/soc/
Don't come back

>>35934055
>other ~70 guys
Christ you fucking whore.
Close your damned legs.

>>35935011

I work in NYC. $75k is fucking nothing and I cant just "save up for a condo". People only afford to move out once they get married and have two good incomes here.

Im not going to live with niggers, ever.

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>tfw actually getting more relaxed and happy about life the older I get even tho my situation is becoming more hopeless every year

>>35935105
>is happy

normie get out reeee etc.

>>35934901
>>work full time making 75k

Not a robot, get the fuck out.

>>35935105
fucking this. I'm getting comfortable now.not good.

>>35934310
Not going to become a wizard. I managed to fuck some people at 29.

>>35932737
op i usually really enjoy these 25+ threads, but today has made me really mad. the next time you make this thread, please put in the title "women not welcomed" , also someting about if youve had a gf, been engaged, stay the fuck out. i want these threads to retain their integrity and not turn into a disaster like this again

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>long hours
>physical strain after work
i don't have the time or energy to get a gf, even putting aside my anxiety and fears of rejection

anyone else feel doomed to be alone?

>>35935225
should make the threads 30+
very few norms will be left at that age limit

>>35935065
There's different types of blacks. Jeez. Well I mean save up to relocate to another city? Get a new job else where? I dunno obviously you're getting taxed too much paying for ultra orthodox and immigrant welfare. New York is also stuck up as fuck so you're basically fucked if you stay there.

>>35932737
literally me

thankfully I'll be making bank soon and won't have anyone to spend it on, so I can permanently retire from society when I make enough.


My advice, +25's here, find a good source of income and do the same.

>>35935225
Not OP but I'll keep these great tips in mind next time I make a 25+ thread.

Also fuck anyone who makes enough money to be financially independent. You are not a fucking robot.

>>35932908
i could be your friend, but we are not even in the same country

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26 and there's a qt coworker I've been thinking about a lot. I don't want to make a move cause I'm comfy with my solitude and women have categorically been nothing but a source of frustration and sadness in the end from my experience.

On the other hand, as I grow older it's going to be even harder to find anyone to even share a moment with, and I'm considering going out of my comfort zone to ask her for drinks or something.

Our personalities and values are pretty well aligned, and she would be the best looking girl I've been with probably.

Looks like pic related.

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>>35935132
I just came to peace with that I'm gonna have to kill myself before I get too old and mommy dies. Literally no point wasting energy frowning about it.

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>>35935225
>not accepted in real life
>not accepted on r9k either necause my penis went in a vagina once and I don't live with my parents

>>35935047
KV reeing at me! Groom yourself, take care of your diet, and quit hating women. Hell you could probably get laid if you were into men!

>>35935332
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
Bye!

>>35935322
you are accepted in real life though because a woman spread her legs for you and your penis entered her vagina. that didnt happen by accident or chance.

>>35935261

My job is very niche and its relatively low stress and high autonomy. I doubt I could find anything nearly as nice by moving. I dont really have any other skills, dont remember anything frkm my EE degree. Most engineering jobs suck dick.

I made my bed and I guess im choosing to die in it.

>>35935394
it happened by alcohol and after that she wanted nothing to do with me

>>35935225
what if i'm a virgin who wants a gf? i want to get married and have kids one day, even though i act like a child and am ugly as fuck

can i talk about my despair here?

>>35935412
>>35935412
>>35935412

Please help our cause. Successful fags need to know that they are NOT welcome here.

>>35934946
Normalfags like you should get banned

>>35935446
don't pay the normie police any mind

nobody owns r9k

fuck you if you think you do

as long as the robot doesn't block your post youre good

I'm going to post original posts here while not having my virginity and there is not a god damn thing you can do about it

>>35935276
>I've been with
Fuck off, normalfag.

>>35935496
You're scum, as long as you know that, normalfag. You don't belong here and can't relate to true robots.

>finally find gf who seems as isolated as i am
>can't spend 5 minutes alone with her before she checks her phone/texts someone
>break up with her
I think I'm finally able to give up, now.

Today my manager asked what my co-workers and I were doing over the weekend. The two people that went before me both said 'nothing', then preceded to list a bunch of activities: cookouts, family get-togethers, Basketball games, ect.

I just said nothing in particular. My only plans this weekend are Breath of the Wild and mindlessly browsing the internet, and possibly getting trashed.

32 years old. Kek.

>>35935605
Oh boo hoo, poor you, can't find enough girlfriends. Fuck off.

>>35935624
How would you like me to qualify my robot status? Childhood trauma? Academic failure? Mental illness?

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>>35933814

what did we do to deserve this hell ?

>>35935661
You're not a robot, friend. None of those things matter if you've gotten laid, because it means you can no longer relate with people here.

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>>35932737
I don't know quite how to feel. I am 25 y/o virgin and have no friends but I have a decent job and a decent car. Never really thought about suicide to my recollection I just don't really have the constitution for it. Just saving up money with nothing really to spend it on and every day seems the same I am in a perpetual state of melancholy.

>>35934262
They look like snooker balls in a sock

gtfo coal burner

>>35935699
Haha! You really told her, bro! Giving her yet another reply and feeding her more attention, well done!

>>35935762
Haha you really told me, well done haha

>tfw you will never be embraced by a christmas cake with milky tiddies
jfmsu

>tfw no robot friend to give up on life with and just be NEET together and hate women together until we die/kill ourselves

>>35935680
That's the thing, though. /r9k/ has never been an exclusive KHV club. There are far greater numbers of people who have/haven't had sex here than on Wizchan, for example. I think you have to accept that and be a bit more forgiving of people who identify as robots but don't fit every box you've marked for yourself. 4chan has always had a pretty diverse group of posters, with one of the general elements being that we tend to primarily spend most of our time indoors/on the internet rather than going outside. While I understand your bias, and I identify with it when people post about something like not knowing how crippling mental illness feels, you have to nonetheless accept that on /r9k/ there's probably lots of other things we'd find in common if sex/girlfriends were never brought up.

>26 and still live with parents
>hate my job more than anyone could
>think about quitting work and suicide almost daily
>mom says cant quit cause lol gotta work even though she knows how fucked my boss is
>live the neet life on weekend doing drugs to pass time
>just wanna take all my money and go west and disappear and start new life

I want off this ride

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anyone want to come over and shoot me in the back of the head a couple times?

>>35935853
I accept it will happen, doesn't mean you're a robot though. Good talk bro.

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>>35932737
>tfw ask my mom to cook some of the foods I enjoyed in childhood
>tfw she refuses

it's such a simple request
why

>>35935878
Alright man. Thanks for hearing me out anyway, appreciate it.

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>>35935853
>4chan has always had a pretty diverse group of posters
>there's probably lots of other things we'd find in common if sex/girlfriends

loving every laugh
those mental gymnastics failed normies go through when they claim they belong on /r9k/ are always a good laff

>>35935814
sounds gay.

which begs the question:

if you are a man and fucked another man/let him fuck you, are you still a robot?

>>35935943
What kind of question is that? Non virginity is non virginity

>>35935922
I admit that it does hurt a little to be rejected on the only place where I can even talk to people anymore, but the main reason we all post here is to express ourselves and cope with our burdensome feels when there's nobody else to listen. I wish the best for you, fellow anon.

>>35935968
so just open your boypucci for a gay man and BAM you lost your virginity problem solved

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>>35935976
Judging from your posting style and attempts to rewrite 4chan history you're more at home on le reddit. Why don't you fuck off back there?

>>35935922
Aren't D-grade normies the closest kin of robots? They have to suffer being shunned by both robot and Chad.

>>35935976
>bullied IRL for being a failiure
>bullied on r9k because not enough of a failure

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

if you aren't KHV NEET, you need to get off this board.

Working even a wageslave job means you are not a robot.
Going to school means you are not a robot.
Having friends means you are not a robot.
Having a gf, or having spoken to a girl who isn't related to you in the past week means you are not a robot.
Having a drivers license means you are not a robot.

>>35936066
so tell me, "true Robot"
what happens when your parents die?

you think those hot pockets and tendies are just gonna pay for themselves?

you think that internet bill is just gonna pay itself?

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>27
>Landed a decent web development job a couple months ago
>got my own apartment now, moved out of my parents
>no gf, almost no friends.

I guess shits ok. I miss having friends. I used to have a lot of friends. I doing ok though I reckon. Even though they are trying to lowball me at this fucking job.

Think I have a minor xanax addiction.

Reading a lot. Dostoyevsky.

My faith in God wavers a lot. I wish it was stronger but we live in a mysterious place don't we? I'll pray for you guys. Sad that people don't pray anymore.

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>>35936066
having a job is acceptable because not everyone can sponge off their parents or claim autismbux, everything else is legit though
>mfw a collegenorm tries to claim they're a robot

>>35936066
i don't understand the drivers license requirement, it's just a slightly more expensive state id

>>35936106
You're just proving his point. Being a robot is all about suffering.

>>35936066

Fuck off sperg. Even Wizchan has lots of wagecucks.

>>35936106
The government is gonna pay for it, like they've been paying for it for the past 2 years. Or I can get some roommates, I'll be alone in a 5 bedroom 2 bathroom house. Or I can die before mummy. Or I can shoot any normies who try to come evict me. So many options.

>>35936147
If you don't have horrible anxiety any time you're behind the wheel, or at even the thought of driving, then you're just lazy and not a robot.

>>35936169
you think living in moms basement and having your every need provided to is suffering? HAH

>>35936016
I would agree with you if I hadn't actually been on 4chan as I have. Remember when we told people to gb2gaia, livejournal, fark, ebaum's? I've been there, man. I've coveted the vitriol in my heart for so many years, and at this age it just doesn't seem worth it anymore. I'm almost 30. I stick around 4chan because I can't identify with any other community on the internet, or in real life. Even though I've been called out for trying to step outside my comfort zone and make something happen, I still cherish the fact that this place exists and is the only place I really feel comfortable with.

>>35936051
It happens, I guess. It's nice to at least know that I've had great conversations with robots when I never brought up anything about gf/sex.

>>35936201
Compared to financial independence? Hell fucking yeah it is.

>>35936194
i have horrible anxiety and still managed to get a drivers license, but to be fair i did fail the first time. i honestly don't deserve one, but the government is stupid and still lets 70 year olds drive into farmers markets, too

>>35933541
lol'd, but definitely know the feel

>>35936223
you think living paycheck to paycheck is fun and if you get off your budget youre out on the streets is fun?

hahahahahahaha

>>35936340
If work and still don't have enough to financially support yourself, that's one thing and you are still in robot territory. However, if you can fully cover your own costs then you're not a fucking robot and aren't living true despair.

>>35936219
fuck r9k.
they'll treat you like a bro until they find out you have a job, or have an apartment, or find out you fucked a girl one time and never again.

they don't care about your problems if you have/did any of those things

>>35936388
Maybe fuck off to /b/ or reddit or normiebook if you want normie friends

>>35936377
now you're just splitting hairs
I'm a guy working manual labor with no education and barely keeping afloat and have no friends and r9k casts me out because I don't live with mom and had sex once

fuck you all

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>tfw 23
>getting my shit together
>realise it's a selfish mindset (depression is bs, stop jacking it)
>normiedom, i'm coming back
>feels good bros

>>35936388
This is a safe space for the worlds biggest losers you fucking idiot, of course we won't accept you here once we find out you aren't one of us.

>>35936415
No, it's an important distinction and everyone needs to be aware of it. Being able to fully support yourself isn't humiliating enough to be robot territory, all else be damned.

>>35936388
It's kind of rough. People from here are nicer in realtime chats though. Anonymous boards have always been about expressing yourself without consequence and having nearly free reign over the type of personality you choose to project.

>>35934512
There's never a "good" time to transition, anon.

>>35934512
Just be normal gay, don't fall for the transgender meme.

>>35936555
as long as that personality involves being a KHV living off tendies in moms basement

we need a board for failed normies

>>35935762
>>35935699
>insulting the keklord
gtfo underage robot

Do you know what you faggots need?

Take lsd.

Like seriously it will make you more open to new things. I used to be a fucking shut in now I banged 22 girls in the last two years. What it taught me was I am not better any one and life doesn't really matter so i should just do shit because I enjoy it.

>>35936816
you had to drop acid to know that?

>>35936816
>knowing normie drug dealers to get LSD from

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>35933527
This, minus the brother and the good job
I sometimes feel that way when there's nothing to do

>>35933344
This exact situation happened to me years ago when I applied lol. They said something about panda lifestyle. The interview basically ended at come back with your food handling permit.

>>35933344
>panda material

That's the point right there where you get up and leave. They might as well ask you to put on a monkey suit and gyrate for their amusement.

>>35936790
Haha, oh man. /r9k/ pre-deletion was basically a sort of failed normie haven. Sure do miss those days...

>>35936816
>life doesn't really matter
I always find it interesting when people take drugs and come out of it thinking things like this. Sure, you're more aware of the insignificance of anxieties and personal barriers, but don't you also become more aware of the consequences of actions you believed to be microscopic and meaningless? Like, don't you feel bad for not treating someone as well as you could have? Doesn't LSD give you a sense of responsibility or duty that you overlooked before? I get perceiving the vastness and complexity of nature, I really do, but why would that lead you to maximizing your own interest instead of working as much as you can for the conjoined good of yourself and the rest of society?

>>35936066
Fuck you you little shitnosed faggot. You shouldn't even be in this thread, you sound underage as fuck.

Go REEE somewhere else.

>>35932903
kinda freaky i'm in the exact same boat. i hope you make it brother.

>>35937054
Please, at least leave us alone on /r9k/. Let me have my tendies, and my /r9k/, and my robot threads, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.

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finally I get to be part of this thread!

please tell me about how everything gets better after this

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>>35933610
Are you me?

Oregonami

>just turned 23
>read this thread
>become scared as fuck
>don't know how I'm going to get off this track

WAKE ME UP

where do you work, is it hard? i might apply to a job at costco soon just because being around my uncle all the time can be annoying. but today at work i rewired the 2 wires that go to the tarp motor on a dump truck, took 45 feet of wire.

the only thing about getting a job somewhere else is i dont know what to expect. i like my job but sometimes my uncle just says stupid things like once when i was using a chisel to beat something out and he was like "hit it hard" and i told him i was just trying not to hit my hand and he was like "just hit it hard if you worry about hitting yourself youll never get good with a hammer, that stuff just happens" and i hit ot harder but that kinda stuff just makes me feel kinda mad. i already feel like a fucking pussy idiot all the time.

i do like drinking but i only smoke really, i dont think it hurts my health smoking like 4 a day but i do find myself clearing my throat a lot. at work every few months if i cough much (ive always had a cough) my uncle will say somethibg like "do you still use that vaping thing" or tell me something like "you need to stop smoking getting cancer would be bad" and hell he will run diesel teucks indoors with the doors shut and once it gets smokey just turns on a fan that is on the edge o the building at the top that sucks out air. diesel burns your eyes. an i just know that if i ever did get cancer he would say some shit like "well you brought it on yourself" and that just makes me mad

that shit kinda pisses me off, am i pathetic or acting like a retard?

I'm enjoying a friday night at home.

Got plenty of beer and watching some basketball

I'm stuck in safe mode because some sort of virus slows the pc down to nothing otherwise. Half an hour in malwarebytes roguekiller and co ARE STILL GOING
I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
LET ME VIDEO GAME

>>35937286
CAN'T WAKE UP

face it Anon. you are on the tracks. you're a train. a train with no brakes. 23? the time to change course was long ago and you missed it. embrace it and try to make the best of it.

3 months until I can join in these threads.

>>35937377
dude look up how to remove rootkits.

>tfw you don't want to kill yourself but you don't want to live... you just want to disappear or go back in time and prevent yourself from ever being born

>>35934512
be my bf please, i'll be nice and buy you things like dresses

>>35937489
What about going back in time to when things weren't so awful?

Would you just enjoy the good times again? Do that one thing you've always regretted not doing? Or would you do literally everything the opposite of the first go around?

As sad as it might sound, playing RuneScape in the early 2000s, then WoW from the mid to late 2000s was the best time of my life. I want to go back.

>>35934512
If you aren't a teenager it is too late.

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>>35933616

fucking faggot normalfag

HAHA HEY GUYS I HAD SEX BUT I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE SOMEONE WHO HASN"T XDDDDDDD

jump under a bus

why are there trannys and gays on r9k.

get out there and cash in your oppresion points

>>35934262
there goes the tread

>>35937617
we got over it and recovered, latecomer

>>35937609
I'm a fag, but I've still got crippling anxiety and depression, and I'm slowly going blind, and I kind of gave up on life a decade ago and let myself get fat, I live in a tiny town with no opportunities to do anything, etc.

>>35937591
fapping feels better

don't have to believe me but its true

>>35937664
still there are plenty of gay men who would fuck your boypussy til it bled

you being blind might even be a turn on to them

question for all you oldfags: When did girls in porn start looking and feeling younger than yourself?

I'm 23 and I still internalize all women in porn to be older than myself even though they're probably not.

>>35936458
I'm a neet but I used to wageslave and honestly if you are just working to live and are completely drained from the stress and social interaction I don't see how that is not robotic.
The whole robot label is pretty stupid to begin with though, everyone has different circumstances, we are all miserable sexless outcasts in the end, why all the arbitrary conditions?

>>35937707
I don't think I would want to be with the kind of person who would want to be with me. I'm too gross, I'll just be khv gay.

>>35937750
idk man

has anyone ever noticed there are girls in porn who look like they do porn but also girls in porn who don't look like that

>>35937664
I had a "gay period" (I don't know, ok) and picking up guys is literally the easiest thing in the world, even for someone who is literally autistic. It doesn't even fucking compare.

>>35937750
On that note it's weird how young teens and early 20s girls look to me now.

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>>35937750
Not porn but I loved Lain since I was like 10 years old, and when I became older than she is (14 I think?) I started to feel like I was really pushing it.

>>35937772
gays have it easyyy

>>35934539
of course the hairdresser says that.
if you just shaved it they would lose a customer

>>35932737
>>take a really good look at mum
>>tfw she doesn't even look like my mom anymore
fuck right in the feels

>>35937801
It's different in real life. They seem so much younger, but in porn for some reason they don't.

>>35937847
try taking a good look at yourself in the mirror and you dont look like yourself anymore

>where did these eyebags come from

>>35937804
Great taste anon

lainblox

>>35937907
Thanks famaroo lainblox

>turn 26 in a month
>just had sex with a 19 year old the other day

git gud robots

>>35933814
get some meth and 72 hours to yourself

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>am considered attractive by girls
> find life too trivial to talk to woman
> mfw i am a cinical and depressed alcoholic drug user
>mfw im tired of living

>>35936431

No it isn't. This has never been your board and it's utterly pathetic that you losers are STILL trying to claim it is after all these years getting BTFO.

You're here because you allowed you to be here. The only reason we let you stay is to laugh at your pathetic stories and your shameful lives. That's it. You are the monkeys in our zoo and if you can't do your job properly, then fuck off.

>>35938119
>tfw used to be attractive
>tfw looks fading
not that it matters since I never leave the house

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>>35938246
>You're here because you allowed you to be here
tfw he's got a point.
>You are the monkeys in our zoo

We throw poop back.

>>35934262
can you take a pic smelling your panties?

>>35938283

Throwing poop is all part of the show. We let you have your tantrums, but don't forget that we hold the chains.

You can tell how many of you are new as fuck by how utterly ignorant you are of the true history of this board.

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>>35932737
>26
>playing Nier Automata
>gonna be playing DS3 DLC and Persona 5 soon
>not ugly, 6'1
>incurable aggressive arthritis
>could be worse

>>35938570
haha look at this mad failed normie
just stop

>>35938730

haha just look at this newfag numale loser
just fuck off

>>35938822
>mad wagie that the NEET master race is posting on "his board"

The wageslave delivers my pizza, pays his taxes, the government sends me his tax money to buy more pizza. It's the cycle of life.

Just wondering, would you fags be willing to live in a commune of robots where we have ourselves as community support and we don't need to worry about interacting with the outside world except for ensuring we get enough money for the bare necessities? You'd probably need a job to support the commune but you'd have your friends. This is a theme I'm getting from almost everyone here.

>>35938930
No. I'm willing to bet most robots are genuinely shitty people. Most don't even have basic hygiene down, I wouldn't trust them to do much of anything.

>>35933994
this is pretty fuckin bad

>>35933616
You are the definition of a failed normalfag

>>35932737
>Every year I tell myself ill get /fit/ so for the first time since childhood I can go to the beach and take my shirt off and feel confident
>Realize even if I did work out I have no one to go to the beach with
>Oh well maybe next year..-

>>35938930
christ no

people like to talk about other 4channers being "their bros" but I have no illusions that if I met you jerks in real life, I'd probably hate you and you would probably hate me too.

we have our anonymous conversations. let's just leave it at that. it's for the best.

>>35938993
True but I feel there are some of us who have their shit together but have still had the wrong cards dealt for them. Myself, I'm worried about working even though I don't want a job. I don't value money. I want to live a life of contentment who isn't physically isolated from his peers. Shame such a project may be too ambitious but I'd like options for myself and consequently for other robots.

>>35934355
woa this is also pretty bad; competing with herpetic 31 y/o virgin

>>35932737
>29
>khv
>Currently NEET
>live at home
>Collecting unemployment insurance I erned from last job.
>last job was near minimum wage mcjob
>Was at last job less than 2 years.
>never had a gf
>no friends atm
>earned worthless BA
>even graduated with honors
>just drifting thru life hoping for something to happen

how do u do taxes? i had my mom show me how to do mine and she used turbotax.

i didnt even know where to start. am i pathetic?

im nearly 26

>>35938930
No. I want to be alone. Wish I could live the reclusive billionaire life. If Im mad about anything, it is that I can't make any money.

>>35934262
I don't approve of you being here just the same but well done assuming that's not a shop.
I imagine you have nice bras.

>>35939315
turbo tax is so fuckin easy man. no joke. it hold your hand through the entire process and its free.

t. soon-to-be-26-year-old who did his taxes for the first time in jan/feb

>>35932737
>33 years old
>KHV until 23, lost it to a 19 year old virgin
>graduate with an arts degree less than a year before the financial crisis
>get a comfy government job
>work my way up to $75k a year with benefits
>in a long term relationship with a qt, she wants to get married
>just diagnosed with a potentially disabling and life shortening disease

Things were looking good there for a while.

Nearly 26. Chronically depressed since high school. No energy, house is always a mess, too tired to feed myself properly most days.

Are there any drugs that work for this bullshit? I've already tried seroquel, ruboextine, zolft, pristiq, fluroxitine, epilem...

Stimulants seem to produce the most improvement but they worsen my insomnia, anxiety, and make my heart feel like it will explode.

Feels bad man

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>>35933104
>the emotion I feel inside when this happens to myself

>>35939326
we were over those tits hours ago man get with the program

all girls have nice bras, tits are naturally saggy just like your balls

>>35934901
I don't know if you have any money saved up but let's say you start with $0 in savings right now. If you put 18000 into a 401k, after deductions and exemptions you end up paying around $10000 in taxes meaning you take home $65000. Since you live with your mom I assume for free you don't really have any expenses so let's say you spend about $10000 on yourself. You still have $55000 each year. If you invest that in a mutual fund earning about 7% per year every year for the next 10 or so years you could easily have around $700-800k. At that point if you just move to a LCOL area you could easily retire and travel the world or do whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life. You just have to figure out what will make you happy and do that.

>>35933480
Michael Wyatt spotted
Manage to loose any weight yet? Ever bang any more of your students?

>>35939116
What do you consider a content life though?

You can come live with me, I'll give you a bed and a computer, you can do whatever you want as long as you don't make my life somehow worse than it already is.

>>35939472
I'm confuse
who is that guy
I just want to play drums

>>35939394
Hey bro!

GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/

>>35939495
Thing is that I don't know. I just want to feel content and not worry about any more pain. No more loneliness.

>>35939526
maybe if theres so much posts here you hate, you're the one who should get the fuck out.

you want a safe space? /reddit/ is that way!

>>35939394
what disease could you have?

>>35932737
>Used to have friends
>Used to have girls who were even sort of interested in me
>The time has passed
>It will never come back
It's like I Mjolnir and then I was deemed unworthy, never to feel the worth of existance again.
I guess I should feel happy that I had something atleast, as a failed normie, but it honestly sucks. It's like being a millionaire and then going poor.

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>25
>Used to say whatever I thought
>Everyone thought I was funny and interesting
>Depression hits
>Anxiety begins
>Be careful of never saying anything that anyone would take much offense to
>Even when I'm being offensive I'm sort of careful about it
>Everyone finds me boring
>People stop talking to me
>I see all the old people I used to chat to disappearing
>I keep writing to them even thought they clearly have no interest
>More of them disappear
>and more
and more

I've had my peak, and the fact that I'm too scared of death to kill myself terrifies me.
I don't want to live on as I do.
Even on this board I try not to speak about myself much because I know I've had experiences that others haven't, I've had friends, I've had sex, never really a girlfriend, but still, I try to be as unoffensive to everyone as possible. I think that's why I have such an issue with the people who suddenly come here from /b/ etc and completely disregard the board culture.

>>35939588
TWO WORDS NORMIE!

BOARD CULTURE!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/r9k

>>35935496
if nobody owns it I'd like to put in a chan request
in any case if you're not a robot and you're here, what are you even doing?
don't you *actually* have other things to do?

>>35933887
Fuck off roastie slut
Oreeeeeeginal