For 20 thousand dollars would you wrestle a Nile Crocodile?

>>35932645
An almost certain, extremely painful death for the chance of 20,000 dollars? Wow, that's a hard one for sure.

>>35932645
I mean, Steve Irwin did it, right?

>>35932645
No, wouldn't do it for 1 billion since it's got AT LEAST a 50 percent chance to win.

I would fight it to the death on dry land armed with a sword for 1 billion though, still not worth 20,000

>>35932645
Id do it if theyre chill like alligators i ahould be alright

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>>35932645
I wouldn't do it with a 30-06 for a million, let alone raw for a crappy car.

>>35932783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAG852keFA

You realize it's a living dinosaur right?

>>35932645

By myself? No.
Not even Steven Irwin wrestled fully fledged, untrained, 16ft adult crocodiles by himself.

>>35932687
>armed with a sword
*unsheathes katana*
prepare for duel croco

>>35932685
He wrestled alligators, not crocodiles from the Nile who are much bigger.

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>>35932687
>>35932862
its the battle of the century

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>>35932862
>>35932942
>Implying some cheap mall sword is a match for a Nile Crocodile.

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>>35933077
that looks brutal.
and painful.
I don't think all the money in the world would persuade me in to risking getting my head between it's maws.

>>35933077
They're so bad-ass.

>>35932645
yes. I might die and I might get some money for tendies. It's a win win.

it is time that we recognize that alligators and crocodiles are dinosaurs

>>35932645
>Is a year of minimum wage worth fighting an animal that can snap your torso in half
Not even Mr Shekelstein (my boss/landlord) is that Jewish

Is there water involved? It's a definite no if that is the case. I may be over simplifying it, but it doesn't seem that hard to get behind it, flop on its back, then tape it's mouth. Do people wrestle Nile crocodiles to begin with? Or does the American alligator get that privilege?

>>35933237
Listen to the sound of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6HBHWzxL0Y

What do you think?

>>35932645

I'd wrestle a fucking sarcosuchas for free if you can find me one.

Protip: They're almost 60 feet and 10 metric tons in weight and apparently extinct, but I bet you can find a big meaty fucker in the congo as the natives still see em.

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>>35932645
>gator vs a frog
>literal suicide
Count me in.

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>>35933340
>That fucking guy at the start
Does anyone have the .gif/.webm of the guy being spun by a gator?

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>>35933342
>The monster gator that could eat dinosaurs

>"Yeah dude I could totally take it."

You might as well try to fight a Tyrannosaurus bare handed.

>>35933565

It's a croc not a gator. Dienosuchas is the gator. And Rhamposuchas being the gharial.

Find me one and I'll do it.

I get two things out of it.
Death, and eternal fame as the retard that tried to wrestle the fucking thing.

Plus Sarco is so fucking beautiful. It's bite power is almost 20 thousand pounds. The fucker could snap a car in two..

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>>35933611
Ah, I see.

Still, I think it's hard to envision any man outside of Brock Lesnar being able to wrestle that sort of monster croc.

For only $20,000? no that's ridiculous

I watched a lot of Animal Planet and Discovery before those channels went to shit and I know better than to fuck with Nile crocodiles. I'd wrestle an American alligator for a $100 tho. It would take at least a couple million for me to wrestle any sort of crocodile.

>>35933342
>I'd wrestle a fucking sarcosuchas for free if you can find me one.

I thought you wrote "sarcophagus".

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Only if it's very cold at the time