Why the hell do kids scream and cry at everything?
>get a bit of water splashed up on them
>REEEEEEEE BWAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>accidentally drop one piece of candy or a single french fry
>REEEEEEEE BWAAAAAAAAAAAH
>trip and fall on some dirt
>REEEEEEEEEE BWAAAAAAAAH
>there's a loud noise
>REEEEEEE BWAAAAAAAAH
>their parents won't let them get a dozen candy bars at a check-out line
>REEEEE BWAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Is it an evolutionary deterrent for me to not have kids of my own? Good job.
>their parents won't let them get a dozen candy bars at a check-out line
manipulation
>trip and fall on some dirt
alerting the pack/adults/parents
>>35932284
>alerting the pack
QUICK HE'S INCAPACITATED FINISH HIM OFF
>>35932238
>babysit spoiled three year old
>He reees at everything
>Start REEEEEEEEEing back at him cause i was deep into r9k at the time
>He'd stop and stare at me confused
>>35932238
I was about to do the same thread about /r9k/
>>35932238
When you have a kid your paternal instinct will kick in and you'll give a few less fucks
>>35932238
Because it works. If you bitch loud and long about something usually you'll get it.
>>35932468
Really I would think that it would just make you care even more, at least for your own kids' cries.
I fucking hate how it sounds like those air raid sirens it starts off low but then immediately picks up
>wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH