>tfw Chad is taking your oneitis to Fuck Mountain tonight

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those damn chads

>>35932169

No, my oneitis is lying on the couch 10' away from me playing Gems of War (or something similar).

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as long as I keep a smug look on my face everything will be fine

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>tfw deorbit descent into oneitis atmosphere interrupts oneitis coitus on chad volcanic island and massive eruption diverts your impact trajectory back into an unstable exosphere orbit

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Even old roasties only want Chad

I don't have a oneitis but this is still annoying because whatever girl I would potentially potentially like probably is doing just that. Dumb frog poster.

>>35932232
Is "playing gems or something" code for having sex with a black man?

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>>35932169
Nothing I can do about it. I concern myself with a another whole world of entertaining and enlightening things rather than pursue women in will fail to get.

>>35933115
This times one Million.

>>35932169
>Chad took her to the meme museum
I created those memes, and for what? So chad can look sophisticated?

>>35933174
Do you think Vincent van Gogh would have been a robot?

>>35932986
Nope. She hates black people as much as I do. Try again.

>>35933230
>cuts off ear for oneitis

>>35933256
how about a thicc spicc dicc?

>>35933326
Eh. Illegals don't annoy her as much as blacks, but she's definitely not a fan.

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>>35933287
> tfw active melancholy
> tfw rejected by first cousin. Twice.
> tfw gf is a prostitute

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>>35932169
HE'S NOT, SHE DOESN'T LIKE WHITES OKAY

MY LITTLE RACIST SHITSKIN IS STILL PURE SO FUCKING DELET THIS SLANDER NOW

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>>35932358
I see what you did there, pal

>>35933346
no one expects the BYC gweilo