>Wake up >Look at yourself in the mirror >See this wat do?

abuse my gender to the maximum to get ahead in life

Feel titties, then go buy cute clothes with intricate patterns.

>>35931681
panic and wonder where I am.
once I figured that out, look for valid documentation.

Give handjobs to other robots

>>35931681
Take a ton of cock daily for the rest of my life

unload into it with my AR outfitted with a memetech echo trigger

>>35931681
I dunno sex or something

>>35931681
Give good men hope that they can find a loyal, good girlfriend without being chad.

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>start a twitch channel
>hot gril who's actually good at video games
>gain massive following and donations
>start selling amateur porn on clips4u
>get filthy fucking rich

>>35931750
This.
With my superior male thinking I'd end up ruling the entire world.

>>35931853
>superior male mine
>cant even dodge the nigger stealing shoes in the back of the room
hope you enjoy getting forcefully blacked

>>35931681
>Start Shlicking
>Rub my new clitorous on a banana, and stick it inside my vagina
>Take a picture
>Use it for ad-revenue on porn-sites

>>35931844
first you'd have to be good at video games as a man for that to work, anon

Finger the absolute hole off myself.

>>35931853
exactly. put a male's mind in that sort of body body and you should be able to live an extremely good life. as long as you don't mess with the people too high-up, the limits are far away and relatively easy to reach.

>wake up
>go to mirror
>don't see this because my eyes are closed

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You guys are so fucking gay

>>35932632
The lack of lia nudes has turned us into faggots

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>>35932808
There's a video where you can see her nipples :3

>>35933283
Its been pretty dry the last couple of months, though. Hopefully Lia is more of a hoe in the Summer.

>>35931681
We'll just assume nobody else thinks anything of it.
>dress in cute, form-fitting outfits every day
>use newly gained confidence to flirt with everyone all the time and become popular
>be all wise and sage-like
>sleep around
>use new charisma to gain a following on YouTube, eventually do it full-time
>use it to change the world for the better
In all seriousness though, for the first half hour I'd stand in front of the mirror in the nude and admire myself.
THEN I'd use my powers for good.