>anon it's time for for oral presentation

>>35931534
I always hated that part of Penis Inspection Day. Seemed totally unnecessary.

>>35931534
I'll give you oral if I don't have to present

>Open your legs then and I'll show you my oral skills, Miss
was my reply to the teacher once, I got sent to counselling for a while because they thought I might have tourettes or something

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>Now come over here and show me your oral skills in front of the whole class. And remember: you get extra credit if you swallow.

Yes, sir!!!

>>35931690
>>35931669
>>35931647
Screw you perverts I am out of here

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>>35931534
>be me
>10th grade
>had to make a powerpoint based off a biography
>chose alfred hitchcock
>barely read the book
>go up in front of class, extremely nervous
>start off surprisingly strong
>get to slide 2
>realize that my powerpoint is so bare bones it can't even guide me through my presentation
>fuck
>stammering and desperately trying to remember what I was talking about
>one slide just says "birds"
>palms sweaty, knees weak, arms tortellini
>finally make eye contact with the class and see all of the pity
>face is 150 degrees celsius
>finally finish and just sit down
>tfw i was the last presentation in the class
>hear people from across the room talking about what a trainwreck it was

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Actually good at public speaking when I know what to say but sperg-out when it's some random normie topic.

>>35931534
I cannot get any extra points or credit however youd call it in my college because literally everything is a presentation fucking fuck off.