>tfw no cute hikki neet girlfriend How do I achieve this?

>>35931179
I'm a hikki neet and a girl. Too bad there is too many walls between people that I will never even end up talking with anyone here, even less get along with them. Socializing is tiring

>>35931304
what if I showed you my picture straight away so you know I'm good looking, would that be incentive to try? Of course you'd have to do the same.

>>35931304
>>35932365
Here we go, mods, get ready.

>>35932365
I don't care that much about looks, it's more important that you are from relatively close and you aren't a complete normie.

>>35932490
Define relatively close. Give me a state.

Inb4 both are on opposite sides of the planet

>>35932527
>state
Yeah, we are not close.

>>35931179
>how do I achieve this
It'll involve a lot of home invasions. You'd pretty much just keep smashing in doors until you found one.

>tfw wasting 5 minutes selecting a never ending number of pics of mountains
>tfw forgetting to select legacy captcha in the settings

>>35932490
Europe? UK?

>>35932490
tru, I can dig it. I can assure you I'm no normie, but I am no beta autist either. London?

>>35931179
Cute girls are always in demand. Why would she choose you out of her countless suitors?
For robots, the only way to get a cute girl is to pay money.

>>35932490
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>>35932555
>>35932556

Sweden oriagj

>>35932604
Post a skype or kik?

>>35932604
well, shit. Why is London such a meme if literally nobody is ever from there ffs. Too many normies in the UK, I tell ya. Good luck.

>>35932677
I am from the UK myself but I assume the reason is since london is the capital there is more stuff to do outside hence why normies are outside by default.

>>35932717
I am actually Essex myself, I just say London for the memes.

>>35932630
I don't use those you normie.
>>35932677
Maybe it's overrun by normies who just ask for hookups everywhere.

>>35932762
What do you use? Be my sweden gf, let me be your bf

>all these people who don't know where the london meme comes from

>>35932812
Post your discord or steam.

>>35932677
It is a bit of a meme. No-one's from london but lots are from UK.

Only lads, though. No girls here.

>>35932730
Ah down in essex huh, yeah the london meme definitely drives the point home.

Try one of those rent-a-gf women from Thailand or Indonesia or wherever

>>35931179
Can I have a room to myself?

>>35932884
Post yours first!

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>>35932604
Please be my gf.
I'm norwegian.

>>35933068
Yes, but nothing too fancy.

>>35933187
see >>35932884
>>35933076
No you.

>>35933220
I'm too paranoid to post stuff like that.
oh well.

>>35933194
Thats okay. I just want enouh room for a pc and a tv and a shelf for some of my things. Im in the US

>>35933220
Make a throwaway email or skype !

reeeeee

>>35932730
I'm from Essex too, what part?