im baked >ask me confusing questions

>>35931164
How would you know if you're being haunted by a malevolent spirit?

Can you crack the code? E code 3 trillion!

>>35931164
how can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real?

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Achilles is in a footrace with the tortoise. Achilles allows the tortoise a head start of 100 meters, for example. If we suppose that each racer starts running at some constant speed (one very fast and one very slow), then after some finite time, Achilles will have run 100 meters, bringing him to the tortoise's starting point. During this time, the tortoise has run a much shorter distance, say, 10 meters. It will then take Achilles some further time to run that distance, by which time the tortoise will have advanced farther; and then more time still to reach this third point, while the tortoise moves ahead. Thus, whenever Achilles reaches somewhere the tortoise has been, he still has farther to go. Therefore, because there are an infinite number of points Achilles must reach where the tortoise has already been, he can never overtake the tortoise.

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I hate niggers I hate jews I hate spics and arabs too

If you marry a conjoined twin, are you a polygamist?

Should walking with your shoes Untied be criminalized?

>>35931216
I know that paradox, solution is the planck lenght, it can't be devided into smaller bits

>>35931164
What is free will and do we have it?

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Make a path that goes through all the bridges without crossing any bridge more than once

Two worm brothers, one magical and one not, one tells only lies and the other tells only truths. They'll let you ask one question to them to help you guess which is the magic worm.

What do you ask?

No guessing and if you answer incorrectly you die.

>>35931164
OP, why you trapping so hard?
Why these niggas capping so hard?
Why you got a 12 car garage?
Why you pullin all these rappers cards?

>>35931316
impossible right?

>>35931320
Glad you asked
>cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard
>I turn that fucking soft into something hard
>I grew up in the streets with no heart
>I'm praying to my glock and my carbon

>>35931262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Z9UnWOJNY
Here's the actual solution, look it up

>>35931374
No, unless that was your question then they eat you and you die painfully.

>>35931393
why would they eat me? a magic worm has better things to do than eat me

>>35931411
What if you lived in a reality where burgers and sandwiches ate you instead of the other way around? How would you feel about that?
Really gets you thinking huh

>>35931220
I'm arab, we are nice people

>>35931164
Can you Unhaunt a haunted house?

>>35931164

if you divide by zero that would give you the same answer, wouldnt it?

since it represents the number of splits so...

4 divided 0 equals 4... kinda like 4 minus 0 equals 4

since zero represents a null effect

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>>35931551
ARABS GET OUT

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>>35931642
It's very simple.
See the pattern?

>>35931411
Nigga be hungry

>>35931884
what kind of rocket equations are these

>>35931884

so what would 4 divided by zero equal

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Speaking of drugs, I usually take 3-4 (small) bonghits every other night
How many should I take tonight? I'm scared to "over do it" but I wanna get so ripped that I laugh at everything. I dont think ive ever been "truly" baked.
Also, this is my bong. Its kinda small but so cool, I reccomend it to anyone (i just started smoking a couple months ago)
Shits invincible, so if u drop it, all u gotta worry about is gross water smell :(

>>35932107
Be careful brodie
sometimes you can get too high and freak out, but at the same time don't overthink it
Take your usual amount, wait a few mins, take some more if you're not satisfied

>>35931316
"What would the other worm say if I asked him if he was magical one?"

Yes = The worm I asked is the magical one.
No = The worm I did not ask is the magical one.

>>35932047
If you take the limit of 4/0 it equals infinity. Just look at the picture and keep making the denominator smaller forever and the outcome becomes infinitely large.

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>>35932138
Alrighty, thanks for the tip :)
Cuz see I get high to a point where stuff just seems droopy and kinda relaxed, but I start thinking about stuff too much and waste time just thinking about nothing. I wanna get high like other people do, where theyre laughing at everything and having a good time. I either get no emotion or just INCREDIBLY horny and lose my nofap.

>>35932164
Bingo, well done anon-san.

space dude

Why do people still cling onto shit like string theory and M theory when they're needlessly complicated and don't model reality as well as the standard model does?