If you press this button, a random person dies. Do you press it?

>>35930294
Can the random person be me

>>35930294
7 billion times.

>>35930314
I too want the same things in life. Yes, does that red button euthanasia MYSELF?

>>35930314
>>35930328
i honestly didn't expect to be beaten to the punch this quickly

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>>35930294
I won't, but this drinking bird toy will press it many times.

>>35930328
You're probably going to kill yourself before you can get to everyone else in the world
>>35930417 has the right idea

>>35930417
That heat engine won't run long without a glass of water.

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>>35930417


i approve this bird.

Would it be extremely painful?

>>35930294
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA

>>35930625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rzIwrEqpw

How many times can I press it? Is there a limit?

I would sell my press to another anon