>go into bedroom >see this How do you handle this situation?

is that a fucking plastic bag?

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>>35930251
Make an ASMR barbershop foreplay video.

Why is your pussy hair black? I thought you were a blonde.
Get the hell out subhuman.

>>35930251
get more erect than usual and fuck wildly

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>yfw you realize its not hair but instead is a dense nest of daddy long-legs

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Press my face up against that bush.

>>35930251

Christ that's not a bush it's a rainforest.

sauce
udussa

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>"wait right there"

I'd say "wow that's really hairy"

insert my penis

360 and walk away
dont mute me

>>35930251
I might be able to work whit dis,

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>>35930251
Uh yeah do you have a source for this picture?

*unzips animal clipper*

>>35930251

"It's a bit excessive, but still better than stubble and razor bumps", I think to myself as I get out my pitchfork and poke that hay.

>>35930322
This, and if you feel any other way you're probably low test.

Get a huge erection, go in raw and cum on the bush after 30 seconds.

No seriously like how do you accept that? wouldnt you end up pushing some hair in with your dick?

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Gonna need one of these.

>>35930322
The only true response.

>>35930251
I love this, it reminds me of mommy

>>35932466
this guy unironically gets it

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>>35932466
Her cunt looks so delicious, I guess you could call it oedipal

fuzze pusse

>>35930251
Why is there a bed in the bathroom?

>>35932209
either that, or you're just a fat, hairy ape

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>>35932664
that's an abnominable showmom, anon

>>35930251
I'm a man and my genitals don't get that hairy

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I would berry my dick and be crowned king arthur.

nothing wrong with hairy

>>35930343
FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD.
FUCKING SPIDERS
BURN IN HELLLLLL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE