WHO /LUNCHABLES/ HERE

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>pizza lunchables

>>35929208
>Getting your pizza lunchable and getting to arrange your toppings how you like and using the little plastic paddle to spread the sauce on the cracker
My 8 year old mind thought this was the dankest shit ever

>>35929269
I used to shove the plastic paddle up my ass

>>35929137
Disgusting
Unless you microwave the nuggies/pizza ones, they are absolutely revolting.
I understand that your tastes haven't matured since elementary school, but consuming the measly portions and subpar quality inherent with lunchables is inexcusable
0/10

>>35929304
lol what plastic paddle?

>>35929327
The one that they give you to spread the pizza sauce

>>35929137
My grandmother used to give me these for my lunches when I was in elementary school. I found out later that they are more expensive to buy than it is to just make an actual lunch. You can make a towering sandwich for the same price it costs to buy one of these.

>>35929345
>tfw you find out grandma was dumb

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>>35929332
...that was a little plastic red stick

>>35929345
>spend money making a fuckhuge sandwich with accoutrements
>spend the same amount on a smaller portion of prepackaged food because of incredible laziness
the greatest dilemma an American has ever faced

>>35929410
It was a paddle too

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>>35929420
W-when?

>>35929456
>W-when?

2003

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>>35929456
Red st1ck.

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>>35929526
Where are your pr0ofs?

>>35929411
Nah. Easy choice for me. If I ever had a child I'd give them sandwiches, fruits and vegetables for their lunches. Better quality of nutrition.

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>>35929564
I demand pr00fs!

>>35929345
>You can make a towering sandwich for the same price it costs to buy one of these.
This is inherently false. I work in a supermarket. Quarter pound of meat is usually 2 dollars, bread roll is 69 cents. My Lunchables cost 2.50, now if you want to add cheese you're looking at an extra dollar. Now your lunch has no juice or candy/cookie
Lunchables is a bargain. Buying a sandwich from a corner store is already 3 dollars. The selling point of Lunchables is the controlled portion ready made and has a bit of everything so your child doesn't go to school everyday with a lot 300 calorie homemade sandwich and craving a 300 calorie bag of chips and a 200 calorie soda, leading to obesity.

Anywho they do sell more fancy variations of snackpacks. I had one from Hillshire for 2.50 as well but it had white chedder, prosciutto dparma (2 slice) and toasted bread.

Now tell me you're going to make a sandwich with prosciutto dparma on it for 2 bucks. Tell me that again

>>35929137
>not eating 24hr MRE's

>>35929564
>>35929574

>Where are your proofs?

You couldn't handle them

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>>35929137
How long until Lunchables moves onto the superior drink?

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>>35929420
Shitlord pls show me it!

>>35929648
>sugary pseudochococlate water
Haha no

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>He didn't get branston pickle and mature cheddar dippers for lunch as a child.
I feel sorry for you yanks to have not tasted this tangy heaven.

>>35929641
I can handle the pr0ofz!

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>>35929660
>tfw sitting back comfy looking at the proofs right now
>tfw you'll never know this feel

I'm a 30 year old man and I still buy pizza lunchables for me to snack on late at night.

>>35929687
>Branston pickle

my melanin-enriched gentleman.

>>35929609
The prices where I live must be different. These lunchables are about 3.50 here. 1 bun is .25 a slice of cheese is .06$ 100 grams of ham is .98 and lettuce is... Inexpensive, not sure how much 2 Lettuce leafs are. But a 3.50$ lunch is very filling.

>>35929784
Woops typo, slice of cheese is .60$ not .06$

>>35929769
Did they really get rid of the red stick? Did they replace it with anything?

>>35929687
Did it come with a red stick?

>>35929844
No stick, cheese is the stick.

>>35929137
Looks like some overpriced mre-tier meal without the nutritional value.

>>35929784
>1 slice of cheese on a sandwich
Are these the prices for good quality brands of meat and cheese?
Still that should be at least 5.99 to 7.99 a pound. 100 grams is roughly quarter pound or 1/4th the price making it over a dollar. Do you live in the backwoods or are you talking about making a poormans sandwich that nobody should eat.

Also if you know how to shop you wouldn't spend 3.50 for lunchables (it's 2.79 regular price at my store, 3.69 for the 500 calorie lunchables)

>>35929687
posh cunt desu

>>35929891
Your life is a lie!

>>35929769
It's a legitimately good snack.

>>35930303
Lunchable
>96grams
The sandwich I described
>200grams of meat, 90grams of cheese + bun and lettuce
What brands of meat are you even talking about? It's from a deli who gives a shit what brand meat it is? I don't know why you are trying to make something out of this, or even why you are trying to defend these disgusting boxes of low quality, expensive shit.

>>35930378
I would still eat that disappointment pizza!

>>35930409
N0stalgia! That's why! Cradle to the grave... those bastards..

>>35930409
>200g of meat
Is already 2-3 dollars
Yeah the brand and type meat you're buying does matter. Why are you trying to say you can make a good sandwich for 2.50 cents when you cannot.

I already told you the prices of meat, what garnage do you eat that makes a quarter pound of good meat less than a dollar

>>35930519
>prices of everything are constant around the world
you're an idiot. go eat your tiny box of shit, brainlet.

>>35930691
>prices don't reflect quality no matter where you are
You're telling me I live in one of the most expensive cities in the US but lunchables is cheaper here than in your shithole and you won't even reveal what shithole you live in. Guarenteed you have no idea what you're talking about since you think 3.50 for lunchables is somehow normal. Kill yourself pajeet

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>tell mom to buy me Lunchables
>she buys me the sandwich one
>not even turkey and cheddar but turkey and ham