>two 10/10 blonde-haired blue-eyed hijabis at Friday prayers

I memorised the shahada in case I'm ever held hostage and even google speech to text recognised it. Does that count?

>>35929209
Sure. Islamically.

>>35929135

How do you know their blonde haired, kafir?

>>35929135

>tfw only brown Muslim guy in my town and white girls go crazy about it and flirt with me all the time
>too autistic to actually fuck any of them, they try for weeks and then eventually get frustrated and stop texting me or hanging out

fuck

>>35929209
kek

Original comment is very original.

>>35929235
Their fringe was showing.

>>35929135
>ywn have qt white grill wearing a hijab give you the succ

>>35929253
>Their fringe was showing
Did you alert the village elder?

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>>35929135
>Robot Muslims

So now you want /r9k/ to be a no-go zone too?

>>35929261
Why even live? Martyrdom sounds appealing in light of that, wallah.

>>35929287
>making r9k a no go zone
How do you kill what is already dead?

>>35929285
They were Kurdish. Kurdish girls are always a bit relaxed with their hijab.

>>35929322
Islam is the One True Robot Religion

>>35929341
>religion started by a chad with a harem of wives
No.

>>35929341
It requires you to leave your home and most likely your country as well at least once in your life though.

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Originally delete this thread

>>35929358
Muhammad rasulullah sallallahu alayhi wasallam was an illiterate robot for most of his life. Only through Allah subhanah wataallah was he able to achieve great things.

>>35929379
Peace be upon you.

>>35929517
I won't be at peace until you leave our board.

>>35929425
If anyone else was an orphan at the time, they probably would have starved. But his uncle was a tribal leader. Muhammad himself was near the top of his society And he married a rich Woman early on. What hardships did you think he went through before starting Islam?

>>35929135
la hawla wala quwata ila billa

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>>35929135

How old was she?

You know you can't marry her unless she's under 8 right?

I'm an Imam and I have to keep telling the young ones the rules.

>>35929781
>Pulling straws this hard
You seem mad my boi, it's petty

>>35929848

> Kaffir detected

Learn to respect your elders, or I'll have you stoned.

>>35929601
he didn't get laid until he was 25

let's not pretend robots have problems beyond that

>>35929601

He was a white man with ginger hair if you read the holy book correctly.

>>35929985
he was pale and his black hair had a red tint

see alexander of macedon

>>35929209
I'm pretty sure they even kill other muslims but it does raise your chance of survival a bit.

We have a Nepalese housemaid (hindu) at home who I always catch staring at me, and then looks away quickly whenever our eyes meet. Her face is like a 6/10, poo chink basically, but has a pretty nice body. Should I actually flirt with her or will I be getting myself and her in trouble?

>>35930018

Nah he was Irish.

>>35929985
>>35930018
>>35930180

>The Prophet was of a slightly above-average height. Amazingly, in gatherings, he would appear taller than those actually taller than him - until the people dispersed. In complexion, he was white with a rosy tinge; pale, but not excessively so. His hair was jet black and wavy, but stopped short of curling, and was kept between his earlobes and shoulders. Sometimes he would part his hair at the middle. Other times, he would wear it braided. The Prophet (pbuh) had the physique of a powerful man. He had a broad upper-back and shoulders between which was the Seal of Prophethood. He had long muscular limbs, large joints and a wide girth. His lean stomach never protruded out past the profile of his chest. His face was radiant, "as if the sun were following its course across and shining from his face," said one Companion. His neck was silvery white; his forehead, prominent; his pupils, large and black; his eyelashes, long and thick; his nose, high-tipped with narrow nostrils. At the time of his death, the Prophet had exactly 17 white hairs shared between his temples and the front of his thick, beard. He had hair on his forearms and shins and a line of fine hair also ran from his chest to his navel.

>>35930120
Hindus are polytheist. Don't dick shirk.

>>35929301
im enjoying this muslimbot jargon

>>35930257
Read the Quran. Find truth.

>>35930218
>middle height
manlet confirmed

when will lanklets learn?

>>35930218

If he was alive right now you'd be fucking executed for that shit.

Death to infidels like you.

>>35930218
Are there any non-muslim descriptions of Muhammad? I take the Muslim ones with a grain of salt, same the portraits of old European Royalty.

>>35929253
Absolutely haram
She must be punished. Sorry anon

>>35930280
if you guy stop bombing shit i'll convert.

>>35930340
One of them is walking around with her hijab off now. I can't stop staring. She's so beautiful. Why can't I just go and talk to her?

>>35930339
>Are there any non-muslim descriptions of Muhammad?

Probably not. Muhammad converted all his enemies and killed the ones that didn't.

But people always emphasize who he killed. But honestly speaking, he converted way more enemies. Half his squad was like top 10 warriors of the biggest Arab clan.

>muh islam
allah doesn't exist
north africans aren't arabs
iraqi, palestinians(to some extent), saudis - that's arabs

but muh islam though, it's literally what destroys you

>>35930321
Wait, why would he get executed?

>>35930420
>muh islam though, it's literally what destroys you

Islam kills liberal societies and sexual freedom. But it doesn't kill you. Old age does.

>>35930459
islam destroyed MENA

Isn't that pretty common at Church/Synagogue/Mosques though?

I remember when I used to go to the synagogue with my family as a kid and teenager we'd say Shalom to all kinds of people we've never met. It was common to just sit by random people and spark up conversation like you've known them for years.

Everybody was always so nice, literally the only time in my life where I had conversations with qt girls that lasted more than 30 seconds. It's wild to imagine that sort of thing in the world today but that's just the way things were.

>>35930500
i've been to the mosque even though i'm not muslim, i just look the part
sorry people go there to feel 'a sense of belonging' and generally LARP as medieval retards

>>35929425
Are those names real? Holy fuck I died reading them.

Top Kek Muhammad

>>35929135
>4 out of 5 Middle-Eastern women are sexually abused between the ages of 3 and 6 by family members.

Sorry anon she is a slut

>>35930499
>islam destroyed MENA
islam crystallized MENA with old-testament values. god never said he wanted scientific progress or sexual freedom. That's a christian retcon, and a really recent one.

>>35930546
>Muhammad the prophet of Allah peace be upon him was an illiterate robot for most of his life. Only through Allah, may He be glorified and exalted, was he able to achieve great things.

>>35930548
Any evidence to back that claim?

>>35930376
Because you're a descendant of Muslims who only reproduce through rape
You weren't built for charming women

>>35930589
literally brain damaged, that's the children in the MENA
islam crystallized stupidity

but you fell for the bs and now you have to double down, right

>>35930601
http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Statistics
Enjoy

imams need to be retired

will say anything, even if it damages their own people, just to keep their influence over their minds

>>35930632
>literally brain damaged, that's the children in the MENA
you mean zealous and hyper-puritanical

islam is the only remaining source of unbridled religious-authoritarian spirit spoken of in the torah.

>>35930635
I followed the links and it took me to the amazon page of a book.

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0553103016

Can you link any studies related to the topic that are availaible online, preferably not behind a paywall?

>>35930635
>claims that US foreign policy spreading Christianity in the MENA is a "conspiracy"

Try 100% fact. Even the counter-jihadists are admitting it nowadays.

>>35929135
muslim robot reporting in. salam aleikum akhi.

where did you go to jumma?

>>35930697
>you mean zealous and hyper-puritanical
no i mean brain damaged
muslim countries can't remove the lead from the water and feed children properly, it's a fact

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>>35929135
>females speaking
>hijabs worn incorrectly

You are a cuck to let this happen.

>>35930706
Here, have 70 citations
http://thereligionofpeace.com/pages/articles/opinion-polls.aspx

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>>35930762
i don't know whats worse, getting lead'ified into puritanism or be pumped with hormones and turning into this guy

>>35930836
this guy had a choice
and people are 'lead'ified' into being stupid and degenerate

this guy >>35930800 is right about you

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Not muslim but I've been listening to this album a lot recently. It's pretty good.

>>35929135
women dont go to friday prayers you dumbfuck

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>>35930860
>guy had a choice

>>35930800
Yeah, I already know Islam is a shitty religion. I specifically asked about studies on child abuse.

>>35930974
post more christian retcon memes

>>35930406
>you will never be a religious prophet warlord with your gang of the best fighters in all of Arabia that you impressed enough to join you

Why are muslim men so insecure and low on self-esteem?

Girls can do everything they want to pajeets and rashids.

>>35929135
tfw no muslimah gf named Fatima

>>35930356

Nah that stuff is pretty inherent to the religion. It'll never stop. Mohammad was a warlord, Islam has always spread through war and violence.

The muslim claim to the contrary is a bald faced lie. All you have to do is read about Mohammad's life to see what a shit head he was.

>>35929135
>Walking down the street at uni - lovely Spring day. Sun on my face, wind in my hair.
>See two girls in hijab - lovely faces, look Persian
>They see me looking at them, the taller one says salaam alaikum
>Smile, hit her back with wa-alaikum mas-salaam
>Both titter
>one says 'your voice is so deep!'
>The other says 'You are muslim?'
>I smile more, 'No, I'm Catholic. Would the two of you like some coffee with me?"
>They declined, but they still talk to me every day
Only a matter of time

>>35929209
You better not be baptised.

>>35931181
i was born in a muslim family, this is correct
edgy children don't care

Another lowkey cuck thread I see.

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>>35931181
>Mohammad was a warlord

So was Mohammed Al-George Washington who killed thousands of native americans

you just don't notice it because you have materialism and sexual freedom on your side.

>>35930500
At Catholic churches it is - people just - talk, Like you said, girls come up to me and act like we're old pals and even ignore the spaghetti

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>>35931187

>woaah you're voice is so deep.
>muslim hijab chick complimenting your manliness.
>literally my dream

Fuck you man
Literally fuck off.
You're not a robot.

>>35931355
Never said I was; saw the thread and commented
Women *love* my voice

>>35931389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HBWGPLUqq2

what's the muslim equivalent of Chad

>>35931425
M*hammad

Asalaam Alaikum fellow Muslisms. When is the next terror attack?

>>35931472
but most of them are called Mohammad, I've met a few named Ali that were Chad tier

>>35931425
Tariq

how is this comment not original

>>35931425
Chaddam hussein

>>35930754
Wa alaikum salaam. Same Masjid I always go to, brother.

I can't stop fighting it. I want to talk to hijab one day but I feel like I'd be discriminated against so harshly by not only muslims, but even my fellow whites.

>>35931425
Habibi


Fukken original

>>35931699
Muslim wome are the most open people you will ever meet.

You can talk to any of them, these girls are really naive and they don't even suspect what you are up to when you pick them up.

But nothing serious is ever going to happen with them.

>>35931082
I'm neither Pajeet or Rashid. Berber master race reporting in.

>>35931746
Feels bad man. I have a friend who shares similar racial interests and we share a friend who is Lebanese. She's great, but she definitely doesn't like pushing relations outside of "you're like my brother."

>>35930932
She wasn't in the masjid, jackass.

>>35931778
Berbers are even uglier...

>>35931890
don't be rude to berbers you faggot

stupid arab idiot.

>>35931890
Nonsense. We are all masculine men. Look at Zidane.

>>35929135
Aren't women separate from men in those circumstances?

>>35932046
In the masjid, yes, but not outside. I was milling around outside after prayer.

>>35930546
>I have never heard of Muslims and their devotion outside of 4chan
Jesus Christ lad