ITT: Post something original This is original.

OP has a successful and fulfilling sex life

I don't have to tell you things are gay. Everybody knows things are gay. It's a buttpression. Everybody's out of dildos or scared of losing their nuts. The dollar buys a nickel's cum, bath houses are going bust, poopkeepers keep a gun under the cunter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the lube is unfit to apply and our dick is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our gay porn while some local buttcaster tells us that today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-nine violent rapes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are gay - worse than gay. They're queer. It's like everything everywhere is going queer, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the rape dungeon, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our anterooms. Let me have my antiques and my tea and my hundreds of cats and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get straight!

>>35928511
Dubs.
Posts a thumbnail.
OP please shoot yourself in the head.

>>35928530
That's pretty original desu

>>35928511
lol nice thumbnail faggot
also I shit brix

OP sucks dicks for free

>>35928546
>>35928605
Well sorry. I have to be at a funeral for my Mom and it's pretty boring. Lol glad she died she was a faggot anyways.

This is originally not original.
Is this originally original enough robot?

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>>35928661
HOW COULD YOU CALL YOUR MOM A FAGGOT! MOTHERS ARE THE SUPREME CARETAKERS OF THIS EARTH!! ALL MOMS DESERVE TO BE HONORED AND PRAISED FOR ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK!!! YOU SAVAGES DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT MOTHERS DO FOR YOU!!!! FUCKING FAGS!!!!!

>>35928661
Why did she die OP?
Original

>>35928755
Not sure if you're a salty femanon or just a troll, but are you assuming that every mother is a nice and caring role model. If only that was true. I'm sure OP's Mom has done horrible things to him and he's happy that she is dead.

>>35928779
She was pretty suicidal. Became depressed after my Dad died. I was only 8 at the time. She also developed anger issues, and treated me like hell for the next 10 years. As soon as I turned 18 I walked out that door and never looked back. No one in my immediate family liked her anyways. Good riddance.

>>35928755
>!
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Getting madder the more you typed I see?

>>35928755
This Anon deserves 1000000 good boy points.

>>35928943
>Types out all exclamation points in post
>"Getting madder the more you typed I see?"
Only an autist would notice something like this.

>>35928511
yes i'm happy with it

i love my stacie gf

>>35928958
>Notices a shitpost
>Bothers to point out mistakes in said shitpost
Pretty retarded desu

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Wow the irony. I'm the first person to post this meme.

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>>35928984
>"Notices a shipost"
>"Bothers to point out mistakes in said shitpost"
>"Pretty retarded desu
I wonder who the real retard is here?

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>>35928958
Where the heck do you think you are, pal?

>>35928995
nice meme I r8 8/8
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