Prostitutes

I'm with you on that OP. I feel like the concept of a relationship is pointless in today's age and that women don't really bring anything into but pussy. Why be bogged down by one pussy when I can go out and experience various pussies?

>>35928136
Sounds like a good system to me bro.

>>35928136
you can fuck those legs??????? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

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>>35928136

Indian codemonkeys suck ass though. Definitely not exact same results. As best they'll get it done but you'd need to deal with their weird cultural shit.

The prostipill is the actual patrician way anon, indeed. If someone has a correct income to get some on a regular basis, I really don't see the problem. Me I'm too poor sadly.

>>35928136
Honestly, the risk is absolutely minimal provided you do some research and use common sense.
There's always an STI risk, but given their livelihood is on the line, the decent ones take enough precautions that you're more likely to get one from some random girl.

Are we gonna be able to finally have a cozy prostitute thread with the moralfags shitting themselves? Share some stories bros.
I don't have any unfortunately

I would love to see a beautiful blonde european prosti but I am a shutin manchild afraid of going to the grocery store or even a gameshop. Maybe one day

>>35930439
What country do you live in, m8?
It might be easier than you think

>>35930473
USA for previously mentioned reasons I am wary of local spas that seem available for such things. I would rather go on a trip to europe

>>35930493
>I would rather go on a trip to europe
Probably your best bet.
I'd advise Germany, since they have legal brothels that are regulated. More expensive than going to Eastern Europe, but a lot safer.
IIRC, there's a mega brothel in Cologne, and a few places which are nudist clubs with prostitutes selling their wares on the side.
In both cases, there's a door fee that gets you access and free drinks/food, depending on the place, and then you pay for individual girls

>>35930394
I've seen about 40+ escorts and Its honestly a VERY mixed bag. The real issue is that you really can't tell what a new one is going to be like.
I've walked into places, seen a fucking stunning 9/10 and just paid the stupid amount to fuck her and then she was awful, no effort, no passion.

Then again I've had some utterly porno experiences which is the reason I keep paying for escorts.

>>35930394

Sure.

The biggest bubble butt chick I had ever seen let me fuck her... in the ass. In addition, this girl's skin was PERFECTLY shaved and she used baby oil or something. She was softer than even your average girl.

She also had fantastic breasts so I grabbed those while I rammed her ass.

It was greeeeat.

>>35930581
This. There is an element of chance indeed. Especially when you see them on a website before, which is very often no them on the pics. With time you know, and you just have to know the chick just give a photo that more or less have her features or shape.

Then if she does good, the fact she might not be that pretty make you forget it.

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>>35930394
>tfw having a girl do the splits on your dick

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Daily reminder that prostitutes think they're better than you and don't give the slightest shit about their customers.

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Daily reminder that this is how prostitutes think about having sex with you.

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>>35930799
>he seriously thinks he's telling anyone shit they don't know already
>he thinks anyone cares
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>35928136

>The problem is that there's always a 3rd wheel, the "Western cultural narrative", or "Marketing", always omnipresent everywhere you go in your relationship. You can never be totally alone with a girl.

This, exactly this. I've been a norm, I can do it if I want to, but this whole "playact a couple for a few months until everything blows up" no longer interests me. And I mean "playact" 100% of the way.

>>35930786

why cares?

do you give a fuck that the person making your sandwich in a shop doesnt give a fuck too?

>>35930786
what a cuck for falling in love with a whore... that was not at all the point of OP, even the contrary

>>35930826
>>35930941
>>35931009
The point is, none of the virgos in here will benefit from passionless sex with a hooker who's just waiting for it to end. If you're rp and really are just after the slippery friction, go right ahead, but that's not what 99% of guys here want. They must realize that hookers aren't their nawalt, quite the opposite actually.

>>35931333
I lost my virginity with one and I have no regret, it was nice for what it was worth. I already had a real gf before though.

>>35931333
>none of the virgins in here will benefit from losing their virginity
>in an age when women won't give you the time of day if you're a virgin
wew lad

>>35929627
The anger that nationalist Indians have for Pakistan always makes me kek. It always comes out as little passive aggressive autismo barbs.

Dropped seven fat ones to lose my v card to an elite geisha hooker. Honestly, paying for sex is the most logical thing if you can find the right girl/are rich enough. The time was supposed to be 1.5 hr, but we went for nearly three because she was actually about customer satisfaction and all that, and oh boy was it fucking satisfying.

>>35931333
>none of the virgos in here will benefit from passionless sex with a hooker
bullshit.
Are you unaware of how many virgins are absolutely petrified of sex because they didn't get any early on? Even people that make progress in their social ability worry about being outed, and avoid having sex due to fear of it, or the fear they'll do badly and be humiliated.

Sex with a hooker both solves the social stigma of virginity, and shows them the truth about sex; there's really nothing to it.

>>35931333
>none of the virgos in here will benefit from passionless sex with a hooker who's just waiting for it to end.

It is the only option for people who are ugly, and or too smart to fall for the romance delusion.

>>35928136
>The problem is that there's always a 3rd wheel, the "Western cultural narrative", or "Marketing", always omnipresent everywhere you go in your relationship. You can never be totally alone with a girl. This cultural machine is CONSTANTLY influencing you and how you behave and act.

jesus, well said

you guys are at best "failed normies". a true "robot" would never have this wicked urge to give up any chance for wizardhood he had to experience only the most filthy, base, impure version of the ritual normies call sex

you hit the nail practically on its head with your analysis of western society, and i too "gave up" on women a long time ago. a more apt descriptor of what you're doing, though, would be "giving in." in to your bestial instincts.

it's no wonder europe is such a cucked shithole; no wonder at all that the mohammedian "refugees" honestly see the entire subcontinent as one big brothel.

>>35932965
trying a touch too hard there, m8

>>35928136
I'm trying to kick this habit. Wasted thousands of dollars when I should've been saving them. Had some good times and some bad times though. I'd only recommend it if you keep at like a once a month thing, but I'd much rather have a gf that wanted my cockmeat

It's never been a pleasure thing for me. It's a validation thing. I don't want sex wth 10/10s, I just want a regular girl who spends time with me because she enjoys my company.

>>35932965
>the most filthy, base, impure version of the ritual normies call sex
It is actually the most pure version. You don't have to deal with all the extended foreplay of courtship.

>give up any chance for wizardhood
Being a virgin doesn't actually have any special significance. The wizard meme is ironic.

The best way is to find a regular girl who will fuck for money as a "one time thing." Only pulled that off once though.

1) sex in a condom is not worth it, that's why prostitution is not the way to go, even for casual sex, the rubber ruins it

2) 90% of pleasure from sex is not physical but from "chemistry" between two people, emotional connection, not necesarily disney romantic love, it's the subtlety, the way you touch each other, the look on your faces, the whispers, the games you play, you can't have that with a whore

honestly, do it once maybe if you want to lose your virginity so desperately, but it's not worth it, just masturbate

>>35934184
>2) 90% of pleasure from sex is not physical but from "chemistry" between two people, emotional connection, not necesarily disney romantic love, it's the subtlety, the way you touch each other, the look on your faces, the whispers, the games you play, you can't have that with a whore

You're either a woman or a faggot. Admit it, roastie. Most of the pleasure from sex is physical for a man. As a woman, no, because a dildo feels no different than an actual cock. In fact, a dildo is superior in many ways because It's always hard and moves faster. Women want cock for psychological reasons such as being dominated and submissive.

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>>35928136
>Why would I have it any other way?

Because you have hands if you want pleasure yourself
Because procreation and love relationship are only reasons to become intimate with another person and hookers can't do either of those
Because you are paying for that surrogate
Because condoms don't protect from all STDs
Because you don't want to end up deprived of ability to form long term relationships
Because you don't want to admit that you're so much worse then everyone else

Don't you feel like you hit rock bottom when you need to pay for sex ?

batting .750
>AMA

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painless, fast and free suicide methods?

>>35928136
Yeah but muh intimacy.

>>35934667
>Because you don't want to end up deprived of ability to form long term relationships
I feel I have finally understood why this meme is false! Or rather, why this meme is real (but not in the way people think it is).

People usually say that having n sexual partners will make you unable to form long-term relationships, but the truth is it depends on how you got those partners.

For instance, people always say that it doesn't matter for men if they sleep around! Do you know why? Because when a man is getting one-night stands, he has to reduce his standards, since girls who'd not want him to commit are invariably worth less than he is. So when he finally gets a relationship, he'll feel like the girl he's with is an UPGRADE to his past relationships, which means he gets to be fine for the long run.

However, when women hook up with random guys, she gets to be as picky as she wants to. Even a 6/10 woman is going to get Chad cock. But when she wants to settle down for a long time, Chad will not want to be with her, he knows he can get someone better if he's going to commit so much. But then the 6/10 woman will find a 6/10 guy who wants to commit to her... and she'll find him boring and unattractive. She'll remember banging Chad and be disappointed with the guy who's with her now, despite him being her equal in a way.

So it doesn't really matter how many relationships you have, so long as you keep your partners always improving, never go down in quality!

So the important thing is to get CHEAP hookers! That way you don't ruin long-term relationships for yourself!

How do I meet up with a prostitute without getting arrested or robbed or shot?

>>35935413
So long as you have a good belt, you can hang yourself with it.

Be careful, though. You need to do it just the right way that you pass out before asphyxiating. Otherwise it'll be excruciating.