I'm 0-1 in fights in my entire life.

>>35928022
Take Kick Boxing, or Tae kwon do.

>>35928022
Fight when you know you will win. Otherwise, do not fight.

Nice dubs.

Boxing/Kick-boxing for a stand up game

Wrestling for when you inevitably get taken to the ground

Might want to throw in some judo too cause theres going to be some amount of clinching as well

Train a non-meme martial art and compete in it so that you learn how to act when the shit hits the fan.

>>35928022
You have to catch them off guard

I think I've been in around three fights in my life and I've won two of them. I haven't fought anyone since elementary school though

>>35928464
This. No one fight when they know they can't win or get utility from fight the other way.

>>35928623

found the black person desu~

>getting into a fight
>not kicking them in the balls and running away

It's the best strategy because you can never loose.

>>35928649

>implying a black person can be smart

Wait this is confusing. Is he smart or is he black?

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>>35928022
Watch a boxing anime.

Get fit. Eat your deenz.

Pick on people in public. Fight a big guy and purposely get knocked down. Get up and pretend to wipe blood off your mouth and give em a smug smile and proceed to do this.

Gets the bitches wet.

at worst i've drawn or lost a fight to judging, never been knocked down

sample size is low (~3-4) and I haven't had a real one in years so ymmv

>>35928664
>>35928649
>i have never stepped outside of my house except to go to school

>>35928022
I grew up in a pretty shitty area with fights and muggings every few days. I also wanted to be a surgeon, so I eventually just became really quick with grapples and throws to spare risking a hand injury.

If you don't want to get your shit pushed in for months trying to learn how to fight without throwing a punch, boxing is the easiest answer.