Greentext the last time you spoke to a female, no matter how

I don't even remember the last time I spoke to a female.

>>35927477
>me: hi
>her: hi
that's it

>Walking with tall amazonian classmate talking about stuff
>see oneitis 'how was your exam'
>see looks at me with dead eyes 'worst exam of my life' 'oh'
>exchange a couple of awkward of words
>her friend arrive and i become invisible
>feels bad man
>say bye to my classmate and go home

Pretty boring desu. Feels like im a friend with no one at uni. Im just there.

>>35927477
>her:wanna see a movie
>me:sure
we're all going to make it

Currently playing rainbow six with a girl on discord, so in game callouts are the last thing I guess

>mom: anon
>me: what?
>mom: when you eat the parmesan cheese only eat a little bit
>me: i know

>>35927477
>her: hi, good morning
>me: hey, gm to you also
She then told me what time she'll be ready to be picked up at along with some other misc details

>>35927554
who is this girl, what is your relationship with her, do you put your benis in her vagoo?

>>35927477
>professor asks me question
>answer question

I answered sufficiently

>talked with mummy this morning about making therapy appointments
That's it

>(posts her desk)i painted it green as you said
>but where are the drawers?
>i ll paint them laters

its common to get pictures of furniture?

>daddy wyd
>working
>oh okay
>i miss you
>me too, are you going to church?
>yes and u?
>idk

Pretty normal shit

Currently talking to /internetgf/ over skype, she is topless, we are talking about random school bullshit.

>Said good morning to my roommate,Jen.
Pretty basic shit

>>35927581
She is some random girl I met in matchmaking who added me. We now queue together every once in a while. Strictly platonic.

>>35927477
>be me last night
> trying to irish goodbye a group that i do improv with
inb4 re normie
> get followed by two people back to car
> ask them to please stop, they're thinking something is wrong and insist on walking with me
> ok fine. they'll leave eventually.
> get to car drive them back to their dorm
> the one girl won't leave my car
> she keeps saying "tell me what's really going on."
> wanna die because people always do shit like this like we're in 24 and i'm the US gov't and they're Jack Bauer
> tell her to close my door and please stop
> gets my number from someone and text me
> fucking make it stop
> feeling like a freak because everybody thinks something is going on when nothing is
> write long essay bout it and feel better

>sitting with girl
REeee normie etc
>anon, your like my cousin, like a cool cousin
>o-oh?
>you know, like i wouldnt date you or anything, were like cousins that hang around with each other when we're bored, but like its still fun
>t-thanks?

>Hey really good to see you. Hope the weather clears up.
>You look great I love that coat on you.

ex-girlfriend who fell off the wagon and fucked my brains out last week eat shit robots