any /khv/ here?

Bro all you gotta do is lift weights and get a haircut you will be a minimum of 8/10

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>>35925883
>any /khv/ here?
Yes, I'm here.

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what are the odds the one day i misclick s4s and i see a pic of me from like 7 years ago

yes im ugly and it was a bad picture, yes i was literally laughed out of /mu/

but no i wont be your fucking friend reed, i told you it's mentally unhealthy for us to talk

at least I hope that's who posted me. I'm not sure how I'd feel knowing even on r9k I'm the guy people laugh at for being ugly


here guys this one is better im wearing a BONG MARLEY SHIRT DUDE LMAO

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I've had a gf and a lot of girls were interested in me but im still a robot

pic related me (im 18)

>>35925952
shit niggerman, didn't know you still came here

>>35925952
you still have hair on your head, you're not the bottom of r9k.

>>35926002

>I've had a gf
>a lot of girls were interested in me

You're not a fucking robot.
You aren't even a cyborg, you're a failed normie at most.

>>35925921

Not with that face lol.

>>35926002
i will never understand why is born this fucking robot trend. being a robot is not cool, period.

>>35926002
You look like my cousin , he gets laid a lot too and bullies me every time we have a family get-together.

do you hear me reed? I don't like you. Shrekchan is over.

I understand your petty methods, you think by posting my pic on here you're going to bother me but it wont work. Stop acting like a bitch. This is what cunts do when their boyfriend leaves them and they know they can do nothing about it.

>>35926062
>not getting the joke
If someone hasn't told you that yet you need to go back to r e d d i t my friend

how does it feel OP knowing guys that look close/similar to you are now calling you ugly and disgusting?

welcome to r9k

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>>35926002
Wtf man? You think you're ugly? I'm 25 and KV GET OUT NORMAN REEE

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>>35925952
>yes im ugly and it was a bad picture
> I'm not sure how I'd feel knowing even on r9k I'm the guy people laugh at for being ugly
It's ok anon, I'm ugly too.

If I showed my faced here I'd be laughed at.

>>35926231

>normie calls a normie; "normie"

Wut

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>>35926311
LOL I am no normie. I've only held hands once and it was 15 years ago with my teen babysitter as we were crossing the street.

>>35926366

Well, your looks are definitely not the problem, so you only have to work on your personality and social skills.

>>35926410
>personality and social skills
>Just be yourself bro xD

You normies are asking for an epic REEE

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I am khv and the ugliest guy posting pics here, be happy you aren't me

>>35926002
>>35926231
>>35926556
what the hell? all you guys are better looking than me and i'm a non-virgin

>>35926118
kek, i'm not reed but it's pretty obvious you're bothered

>>35926570
>non-virgin

Do you also think it's fun to walk into the handicapped ward and exclaim that you have working limbs? Fuck off normal we don't want you here

>>35926731
being a non-virgin doesn't necessarily mean you're a normie

>>35925952
Literally average looking, you're just fucking fat and all fat people are ugly

yes im a black girl and kinda fat :(
no hope for me

im a kv tho not khv

>>35926768
correct
you're a failed normie

>>35926839
>failed normie

what does that even mean?

yes, but I'm not posting a picture.

>>35926895
>what does that even mean?

You were, at one point, a normie; but since then you've failed to expand upon your potential and thus have fallen into this pit of despair that we inhabit.

You're truly living in purgatory. You'll never be able to call yourself a robot since you've had sex, and you can't call yourself a normie anymore because you're here with us now

>>35927018
What about people who were robots, ascended briefly to normalfagdom (friends, lost virginity (w/ a guy)), before turning back into what they were before.
Please tell me I'm a robot and not a failed normie

>>35926810
post butt pic <3

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>>35927075
>lost virginity

This is the only legitimate factor.

If someone (male or female) has found you attractive enough to fuck you/be fucked by you, you're not a robot

>>35927120
So anyone who isn't extremely ugly can't be robot?
Fags have low standards

>>35927018
>>35927120

you seem to have thought a lot about this

>>35927520
>making fun of autism
>on /r9k/ of all places

You must be a top top Chad

>>35926002
Fuck off, Chad.

>>35926231
Fuck off, Chad.

>>35926556
Fuck off, idiot.

I've eaten a girl out and made out with a girl.

I've also got savagely fucked up the ass by a well endowed tranny hooker. My ass cherry was definately popped.

>>35925883
What music have you been enjoying lately, Niggerman? Do you still have a last.fm?

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>>35926002
do you like dudes