How do I find crooked doctors to bribe for scripts?

>>35925253

1. find doctor
2. say you have symptoms that are solved by drug you need
3. get drugs, or else return to step 1

dima or vasya pls

>>35925901
ahahahha yes
i am now king of rusa

>>35925253
Go to Mexico
Literally just slide any pharmacist $50 and get whatever you want

>>35925253

Ya dima,

Dima davai plz.

>>35925987

At least I can squat properly. ;_;

>>35925311
You forgot step 2. Fail and get noted for drug seeking behavior because I'm a young person looking for scheduled medicine

>>35925253
tfw no slav bf
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>>35925253
>evgeny
>tfw I get through most days on a bowl of rice and vodka
Am I a secret slav?

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>>35926427
No, just an alcoholic
All slavs are alcoholics, but not all alcoholics are slavs

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give me dima

>>35925253
I wanted Concerta.

What I did was:
> went to see random doctor I had never been to before
> said I had ADD as a child and was on concerta to help with school, I stopped taking concerta when I left school because I was no longer on health care
> said I resently got healthcare and started university
> I then got concerta

>>35925253
>Tfw no goofy slav bf to cook meals with
Rolling for zakhar pls

hurt yourself.Fall down some stairs, and I mean FALL down some stairs. Hard.So hard you can't stand up straight or it hurts to do so. Go to your doc, fucked up like this, askhim if he can give you some pain medsuntil the back problem goes away.

Break your foot. Take your left foot, and turn it to the side underneath you, put the ENTIRETY OF YOUR WEIGHT on it when you stand, then jump and keep your foot in the same place. Your pinky toe and the long bone of it will fucking shatter like glass. Mine did, and I didn't even have to try to do it. Was out of commission for almost 3 months(average healig time is 8-12 weeks, slightly longerif you heal slowly like me, which tookalmost16 weeks.) you'll get meds, especially if you have to walk around to get anywhere. I walked on that broken foot and REFUCKINGBROKE IT at least 3 or 4 times without realizing it, i have a huge bone callous on my left foot because of it.

>>35926538
Why the fuck would you get that bullshit and not adderall or vyvanse? Thanks for the help though.

>>35926638
I'm South African and those drugs are illegal.

We have concerta or Ritalin

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>>35925253
zakhar plz

>>35925253
Give me Artyom. Nobody else wants him but I do.

IDK OP

>>35926691
I see. That sucks lol
thanks though

>>35925253
More doctors than you think are corrupt. Just try to bribe one at a free/discount clinic

>>35925253
Zakhar please bless me with your Z E R O s

>>35925253

Artyom seems legit.

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>>35927640
BASED ZAKHAR

>>35927640
>>35927697
the trick is putting in high enough energy for the entity to want to fulfill your request

Rollin
greasegpopolando

>>35926009
This, evgeny a best

>>35925947
Mexico is giving fake pills or the let you leave and then steal them back. They know you dont have a legit script. You would need someone that you trust to take you.

>>35925253
>Computer science major
>Just like Zakhar when doing subtraction or multiplication/division past 2 digits each
Good thing you don't need arithmetic as much as problem solving but fuck I feel like a brainlet.

give dima

slavroll

yeah boy give me those numbers

>>35925253

Artyom plzz

oijseryhulirewtyguiop

zakhar pls

>>35925253
what a squad. i wish these 6 slavs were my best friends in the world

tfw no friends ;_;

>>35925253
Hdhj buxbdn dybxdj