Fembot thread

>>35924622
>how sexually unsatisfied are you?
I'm perfectly fine, thanks for asking.
>Don't you wish you had a boyfriend
People are untrustworthy, especially men.

>>35924622
I don't have any sex drive. I even have a boyfriend but I only let him fuck me when I'm asleep or going asleep really. It's more uncomfortable if I'm more alert.

I'm pretty satisfied, and I do have a boyfriend.

>>35924728
sounds like a healthy arrangement

>>35924622
No thanks, I'm into femdom. If the guy wanted me to pretend I'm lovingly raping him, I might do it.

On the other hand, my sex drive dropped to 0.

>>35924622
I'm a filthy aesexual with no sex drive it's ruined every single one of my relationships. TFW no qt to cuddle and play vidya with.

>>35924778
tumblr moron, fug off.

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>>35924756
> . If the guy wanted me to pretend I'm lovingly raping him, I might do it.

Why are so many femanons asexual?
>tfw maleanons are so disgusting and horrible it turns femanons off from the idea of sex itself

>>35925036
Most femanons are into extremely perverted shit anon.

>>35924702
Why did you stop trusting men? What did they do to you personally.

>>35924702
>People are untrustworthy, especially men.

It makes me sad to read this.
It's true, people are untrustworthy.

Why does it have to be like this?
I wish we could just trust each other without having to worry about being hurt.

>>35925062
You'd expect anyone who goes to 4chan to be into perverted shit though.

>>35924622
>Fembots, how sexually unsatisfied are you?
constantly frustrated

>rape fantasies and all the other low self esteem stuff you enjoy?
I don't enjoy any submissive stuff
too domme

>>35924622
Rape fantasies are low esteem stuffs?

>>35925123
>constantly frustrated

How exactly is dominating a guy sexually meant to make you feel more satisfied? I don't get it.

>>35925146
Only the kind fembots have.

>>35925158
>How exactly is dominating a guy sexually meant to make you feel more satisfied? I don't get it.
I'm sexually frustrated because I'm not getting any and can't get any and I'm living away from the only two people who could give me any
cyberfucking is nowhere near as good as a real dick

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>>35924622
Fembots arent real

jhfkdsafjkJKj

>>35925169
>two people

You don't believe in monogamy? Why?

>>35924622
Somewhat but not enough to get over my fear of people or being touched.

Nope.

>>35925205
'cause why should I stay monogamous, it's not like marriage is my only future

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Newfag here
How can any of you be actual robots when you are clearly atleast remotely sociable and regularly get the sex?

>>35924622
>how sexually unsatisfied are you?
I'm not interested in sexual stuff

>Don't you wish you had a boyfriend...
Nope

>>35924622
more satisfied than you could ever be in 100000 lifetimes =)

also what boyfriend isnt into gorgeous women? and has nothing to do with low self esteem, alpha hot blooded males are hot.

>>35925260
It depends on the anon I guess. I'm >>35925246 and I've never done more than kissing, I'm so deep in the closet I'm seeing Aslan and I really hate the idea of people touching me at all.

>>35924622
tfw no dominant gf to piss on my face and treat me like a wet wipe.

why even live lads.

on the other hand i have zero sex drive anymore and i hate all women ecause one of them hurt my feelings.

>>35925260
because I'm autistic as shit and the closest I get to real contact is occasional virgin stealing

>>35925290
I hate em too, but for different reasons.

But what I don't understand is why they're bitching about being too dominant. There's plenty of submissive men out there, it's not really uncommon at all.

Fembot here, my bf calls me mommy and rests his head on my boobs. Also lets me sit on his face.

>>35925346
So, basically, you're not a fembot?

>Don't you wish you had a boyfriend
y-yes

>>35925254
How many men have had sex with you then? You're anonymous here after all.

>>35925246
Female sexual frustration sounds worse then male sometimes.

>>35925465
>How many men have had sex with you then? You're anonymous here after all.
one ;-;

>>35924622
English NEET loser here. I'd like one (1) lonely femanon, please.

>>35925495
There are no females here, we must look elsewhere to repopulate the race.

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>>35925346
PLEASE BE MY MOMMY GF.

I don't want a boyfriend. It seems like lesbian mommy gf's just don't exist..... I'm giving up hope

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Fembots, why are so few of you into cuckolding?

It's the thinking person's fetish after all.

>>35925515
>lesbot who wants a mommy gf
I'm not her, I'm genuinely curious why?

>>35925549
gah bf is into it and it's why I got non-monogamous in the first place

>>35925511
I don't want to repopulate, I want one of them with witch powers so I can open a gaping asshole to another dimension and leave.

>>35925558
>gah bf is into it and it's why I got non-monogamous in the first place

Does he have any preferences about the type of man you cuck him with?

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>>35924778
>tfw can't enjoy PiV sex or even blowjobs due to antipsycotics and years of jerking off so only want a girl to cuddle with
B R O O K L Y N
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>>35925515
Sounds comfy, I'm not a lesbian but cuddling sounds nice.
>>35925428
I met my bf here, "robot" is a relative term. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a normie, just able to find a relationship.

>>35924622
Holy crap, if you want to be raped just go to the niggest part of town. They don't care how fat you are.

>>35925579
nop, I'm open to anything
might end up cucking him with a girl depending on how the next few months go

>>35925465
>female sexual frustration sounds worse than male sometimes
God yes. At least guys can somewhat reliably get themselves off, ever try for an hour and just not get there? Fuck, I feel like scratching my eyes out.

>>35925630
>might end up cucking him with a girl depending on how the next few months go

What if he asked you to cuck him with a black?

Fembots, anons, join this nice server, you are all welcome!

https://discord.gg/gu7GmYX

>>35925635
>God yes. At least guys can somewhat reliably get themselves off, ever try for an hour and just not get there? Fuck, I feel like scratching my eyes out.

This is why I'll never understand why all girls don't just become sluts.

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>>35925558
I want an older woman to take care of me. I can be pretty autistic sometimes, so It would be really comforting to have a woman who's willing to help me along in life. Women are so pretty, but young women are scary and catty. A mommy gf would be able to accept me the way I am.

>>35925642
I wouldn't mind, I don't care about the race of my partner

>>35925670
I see, I guess I can understand

>>35925668
For heteros, probably because the odds of having a good one-night stand are way worse than having a good masturbation session. From what I've heard, sex without emotional attachment is mostly just not worth it.
Personally, shut-in, closeted, socially retarded, yadda yadda.

>>35925700
this all sounds like shit incels say to feel better
I want a good fwb

I am not sexually satisfied but I am not dissatisfied either. I don't give a shit about any of that, I don't think I am ever going to be with someone. I probably have a bunch of hardcore predispositions for cancer because of shit genetics so I am either going to die from that or kill myself at some point so I don't know why I should bother with pursuing a partner.

I'm 21 and a virgin and I'm gonna die one, I stopped caring a while ago.

Also I don't want a boyfriend. I deleted all my social media because I couldn't even handle the pressure of people trying to talk to me, much less actually dating someone.

>>35925549
Only if you're into being the one doing the cucking. Being the cuckee is low.

>>35925700
>Personally, shut-in, closeted, socially retarded, yadda yadda.

So if you could do something like click your fingers and have a good looking, experienced guy fuck your brains out and then click them again and he leaves, would you do it?

>>35924702
>especially men.

implying women aren't.

the reality is that they are just as bad, and the problem doesn't lie with "men do this" or "women do that" it's because you choose to trust shitty people because of bad judgement.

>>35925687
You are exactly the kind of trashy girl 4chan has become associated with.

And it's hot.

>>35925791
I think you missed the part about closeted, as in, closeted homo. If I could snap my fingers and make my crush appear, make her love me and be and sleep together happily ever after, sure.
Just have sex with her once and then she disappears again, probably not. But I'm a retarded romantic.

very, those 40 something guys in chat rooms are starting to look appealing

>>35925835
I feel for you anon. most girls will experiment with other girls and leave them behind for men, I've had it happen to me and it's always painful

>>35925821
nothing wrong with wanting to make a guy scream into a pillow

>>35925835
>>35925888
why are so few girls willing to be casual fuckbuddies with another girl

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>>35925973
Girls have a hard time keeping it NSA compared to men

>>35925888
I've never even gotten to the whole experimenting with bestie thing. Everything the Internet says about Catholic all-girls schools is lies. Lies!

>>35925973
We catch feelings way easily, I guess.

>>35926035
how sad
looks like I gotta collect a harem instead of a friend group
all service their queen

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>>35926056
>ywn be Queen of a lesbian island, just getting kissed and touched all day erry day
Sigh

Does anyone have a link to the fembot Discord?

>>35926085
a rival queen is it?
I'll take your harem and make you the newest toy

>>35926117
That's actually perfectly fine with me too.

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>>35926085
>>35926117

Amateurs. I have a deep harem that loves to lick and flick my clit because I get the wettest of them all

you can join too if you eat right

>>35926153
don't worry, the induction is gentle
you get eased into your permanent place, and eventually you'll love taking advantage of all the new ex-queens

>>35926173
oh no that's not how it works here
I think I'll have to show you your place

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>>35926218
>I think I'll have to show you your place

Ha, laughable. If I ever went down on you, you'd be catatonic for two hours and drooling from the mouth.

A queen like me gets serviced 24/7 because she has years of experience. Now get on your knees and and go to lunch, princess

>>35924728
>>35924729

fem""""""""""""bots"""""""""""""" everyone


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>>35924622
I have a boyfriend I live with and we haven't had sex since December.

>>35926295
a queen like me rules because she can hold the competition down and make them lick
might makes right now you do me

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>>35926344
How, and why even.

Also on a related note, is Elsa the official lesbian mascot lately? I've seen her posted wherever homos gather for wholesome gayness.

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Hello femanons
Have benis, will travel

>>35926392
she's been a lesbian mascot since basically the movie came out

>>35926392
Because he feels bad having sex with someone with a mental illness because he sees it as 'using me' so instead we only have sex every few months on special occasions. Even if I beg him for it he says he's not comfortable with it.

>>35926448
What's your illness kid

>>35925893
So long as you let him do the same to you it's cool

>>35926483
Schizophrenia, OCD.

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>>35926370
>now you do me

What's the point even? Let's say I entertain this idea: I lick it clean and rim you out daily and within a week you're begging me to move in.

I'm not about it. I rule with an iron fist especially if it fits and I serve no one but myself.

I guess you and I will forever be matriarchs of warring tribes. I bid thee good luck

Fembots, your bodies were basically built for rape:

- More likely to orgasm as a result of rape.
- More likely to get pregnant as a result of rape.
- Respond more positively to larger penises.

How does this make you feel?

>>35926529
If you're as good as you claim I'll keep you as my favourite toy
No tongue is good enough to surrender my wueendom

>>35926438
Yeah I know but I just recently noticed a surge in Elsa posting I guess.

>>35926549
Indifferent.
Your body's built for fighting and killing and dying for your tribe, yet here you are, shitposting day in, da out, never having experienced the thrill of the hunt or the touch of a female.

>>35925762
Don't kys anon originally

>>35926612
>never having experienced the thrill of the hunt or the touch of a female.

The former yeah, the latter no.

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>>35926586
It's always a good time for Elsa posting.

She's so beautiful

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I bet I am more sexually satisfied than you virgins are lmao. And my boyfriend is down to indulge in whatever fantasies that I ask of him. Yes I am a femanon

im desperate for a fucking girlfriend and men are shit

>>35926678
>girls dating other girls
>taking girls out of my dating pool
Hol' up, bitch

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>>35926657
r9kElsa best Elsa.

>>35926667
Well that's probably not too difficult, though I renovated my bathroom and got a showerhead with a pulse setting now. Your move.

>>35926696
Just take the girl pills and you can join us

>>35926696
MY LAST STROKE JUST WENT VIRAAAA|ALLL

bitch be humble sit down wreck it ralph yes

>>35926733
>implying any lesbian worth her salt would date a guy in a skirt
Trannies are worse than bishits even and are not allowed on Lesbos 2.0

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>>35926733
femanon (male) here, she is right

>CTRL+F "chad"
>0 of 0 results

What's going on?!

>>35926747
id date a guy in a skirt desu

>>35926705
Shower head? Join the harem and you'll never need a toy again

>>35926747
t. male
I would

>>35926756
This is evidently dyke central.

>>35926759
Well they're all yours anon.

>>35926744
Something something grey poupon

>>35926770
But I love my showerhead. He's been really good to me.

>>35926787
showerhead is best fap and it makes u squeaky clean

>>35926565
>No tongue is good enough

You haven't met my tongue then. It's long and v-shaped, narrow enough to fit into tight holes and long enough to root around deep in there

I would never wish to be someone else's toy, although you sound like a fair and kind ruler. But that is the root of the issue: it is better to be feared than loved.

I maintain my harem with rigid discipline. If one of my toys steps out of line, she's beaten by the rest and shamed like the slut she is.

I'd love to shame a "queen" like you. I'd make you eat like a peasant, slopping up my sweaty mess like the feral pig you are

>>35926781
is he dissing sean or drake or both who knows

>>35926787
Just lay back and I'll show you pleasure it can't hope to compete with

>>35926794
100% agreed. Who needs a gf when showering is so much easier.

>>35926822
Although I'm tempted to try. But then again, anxiety and no people skills. And my crush is so frustratingly hetero, ugh.

>>35926812
oh really
this gives me a better idea
I do the kidnapping, you convince them to join us
alliance

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>Very unsatisfied
>I have a boyfriend but since I have a shitty self steem I don't want him to lick my pussy because I start to cry, I feel ugly as shit and then he freaks out. But I like to suck cock, I love to eat cock.

>>35924622
>Fembots, how sexually unsatisfied are you?
I don't know I have only had sex with one partner, he was guy that took my virginity, thing is he had a big cock, so I'm afraid I might not be able to enjoy other men after sleeping with him for more than 3 years.
have another girls gone from large to average? partners? have you had any issues? do you get the same pleasure?

>>35926855
Im confused. Why don't you like both?

>>35926842
get ur crush in on it, let's have a threesome lol
I'll take charge and you don't have to worry about a siiingle thiiing

>>35926863
my last and only bf had about 4 inches but thicc. felt nice desu. not worried about future partners penis size as i dont get off on penetration really and think im turning into a lesbian.

>ITT:male virgins pretending to be lesbians so they can jerk off to erotic lesbian fiction
Smh Tbh FAm

>>35926863
It's funny you claim he has a big cock then mention in the same sentence earlier that he is the only person you have had sex with, so how would you have any point of comparison between when you have only seen his?

>>35926913
No thanks, I'm not sharing her.

>>35926939
What a shame that
Hope she's not straight tho

>>35926915
but I don't want to feel nice, I want to be able to orgasm like I did with my previous partner
>>35926937
he would make me measure him desu
8 inches at least
that is pretty big right?

>>35925066

Bc she got diddled

Duh

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>>35926882
Because I don't consider myself worthy enough to experience pleasure. My depression makes so hard to reach an orgasm. I love to give pleasure to my bf it makes me feel useful and desirable

>>35926965
Thanks but I'm pretty sure that she is.
Not that I'd have the guts to not just spill spaghetti all over her even if she wasn't, anyway. Oh well.

>>35926919
You haven't been on r9k very long have you

>>35926981
anon i know ur fucking pain why must our beloveds be into cock

>>35926981
>>35926989
secret lesbian harem to the rescue

>>35927000
how do i get women as a woman myself? they seem to be nowhere???? and the ones who do exist are either hideous or dating other girls who are hideous??????

>>35926989
I don't see how they stand it, either.

>>35927000
>lesbian harem trips
Noice. Seriously though I literally have no idea where to even find lesbians. And I can't broadcast my own gayness either because I'd be disowned immediately. Shit sucks.

>>35926966
It's definitely on the bigger side but then that makes me ask the question. Why is he asking you too measure it when he could do it himself?

>>35927036
we're doomed to stare hungrily at pretty females on public transport

>>35927019
Assuming you're not pulling my leg I met one on r9k discord, think there's one for women
Irl, try a lesbian bar
>>35927036
Thanks, same deal here lol

>>35927043
why does he ask me to suck his cock when he can do it himself?
you can't be this retarded anon.

>>35927068
>why does he ask me to suck his cock when he can do it himself?
Implying sucking your own cock is normal in anyway is actually full autist btw.

>>35927068
that was not me desu
>>35927043
he wanted me to brag about his cock size to other men

>>35926863
You probably THINK he had a big cock but he was actually a 4 incher manlet.

>>35927092
Even six inches is pretty huge to me
>tfw womanlet

>>35927092
ive been duped by this kind of trickery before, fellow femanons. dont listen to a guy who tells you theyre 8 inches only to find out theyre closer to 4, made me sick and ive gone off men since

>>35927092
I measured him
and I could barely take him all inside my pussy

>>35926986
well im used to one layer of gayness with men pretending to be women or men liking other men
however im not used to two layers of gayness with men pretending to be homosexual women

>>35927054
And at ballet practice. Hng.
Also I'm so paranoid every girl around me can tell when I have the hots for anyone. It's horrible.

>>35927057
>lesbian bar
There's only some weird "woman's cafe" around here and it's full of literal tumblrinas and political """lesbians"""

>>35927149
Big dicks tend to feel better. We tend to lie to men to cover it all up and make them feel better though. You know how they are lol.

>>35927087
Ah that makes sense when it comes to guys

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>""""fembot"""" thread #109892762 with no time stamps
You retards are not only gullible for thinking that female robots exist, but gullible for thinking women use this board at all.
>>35927117
>"six inches is pretty huge"
You wish, fag.

>>35927188
As a lesbian, explain that. What's fun about getting my cervix poked.

>>35927185
my friend tells me regularly its obvious when i leer at other girls arses but idrc

>>35927206
It just feels incredibly nice. After the pain comes pleasure.

As I said, we try not to hurt men's feelings because, well, you know. But big dicks are beautiful and feel wonderful.

>>35927185
>There's only some weird "woman's cafe" around here and it's full of literal tumblrinas and political """lesbians"""
Geeze that's rough, political lesbians are the hangnails of our sexuality
idk then, you'd have better luck at a big city or mayyybe meeting people at pride

>>35927206
Not her but some girls really love it, some girls get nothing from it and some find it really painful
Seems to be hit and miss

>>35927230
Genuinely can't understand that. But to each their own I guess. I'm lucky I'm gay because I'm not really much into penetration at all.

>>35927230
Just so you know, a bigger dick literally looks no different beside being bigger so to say it looks more beautiful is literally one of the most retarded things for a person to say.

>>35926814
I doubt Sean because Kendrick on another level. No need to call out blatantly worse rappers like Big Sean

>>35927241
Yeah, I'm in a kinda big city but there's not much gay stuff around I guess. I mean, there is but it's all for guys. Lesbians seem to be really shit at networking.

>>35927149
I know that feel. That's why I like anal, it's the only way I can stuff my cock all the way in, and then I can feel the anus twitching at the base of my balls.

I love hitting the cervix though, it's especially great when the girl in question loves it, some find it painful, others wish the D could enter their womb.

Enjoy this post, dykes. My closest friends are bi girls, and we fuck the same girls. Best arrangement ever. Less manhate, more fucking.

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>>35927255
>s-s-small penises are just as aesthetic
>it's just retarded to say l-large penis look better
3 inches: the post

I can understand why you all prefer bigger dicks, but then why not find yourself a cuck boyfriend?

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>>35926986
>thinks actual females use this board
>calling anyone new to /r9k/

>>35927325
Actually the point was that size is irrelevant to how it looks but I see that flew straight over your head.

>>35924702
>especially men
can confirm. i cant trust myself what ill do tomorrow. i deserve to be alone.
but that doesnt mean i have to be.

>>35927355
You would be surprised how many nudes you can get lol

>>35924702
Just mad that Chad keeps pumping and dumping you

>>35925515
Are you actually a lesbian, femanon? I've been looking for a gf that loves anime and doesn't mind mommy roleplay (with me as mommy) but I gave up hope a long time ago

>>35924622
very satisfied because i do have one. being a housewife is actually p nice, esp when he comes home from work and you cuddle.
this board is a top tier dating site desu

>>35927417
How did you meet your hubby and what's he like, what's his background, his job, race etc.

>>35925279
wtf are you talking about? are you asexual? get over it, or youll be alone forever. if gay just go to a club and get some xp and a seme to take care of you or something.

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>>35927393
>nudes
>lol
You're 12 and have no idea how 4chan works.

>>35927444
Stadium, Jockey, Horse Racing
>:P

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>>35927380
As bipolarAnon i feel that feel :(

tldr ruining every relationship I've been in because every 4 or 5 days i throw a shitfit and cut everyone out

I had chances lads. Plenty of chances. god should've given them to you lot :(

>>35927444
It's faggot RP, you gullible faggot.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s094ayPktvog

>>35927444
>imouto thread, so i get to call him niichan
>super nice and has good taste in music and art. 10/10 for me, but i am hella biased
>avg robot background p much
>he's a chemical engineer
>white
>>35927471
i mean i am kinda doing our laundry right now and i live with him, do this is p dedicated rp i guess.

>>35927453
I'm not asexual, just don't really go out much because of medical shit, and I hate clubbing.
>get over it
I'm trying.

>tfw femanons have low self-esteem and are into doing stuff like being made to eat ass

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>>35925630
>might end up cucking him with a girl
that bastard, does he even have any idea how lucky he is?

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>>35927367
>size is irrelevant to how it looks
2 inches: the post

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>>35927524
>maybe if I RP more people will believe it's real
You might have fooled one preteen.

Also, mentioning that you "met" in an incestual faggot RP thread isn't helping your case.

>>35927823
Apparently someone seems to be so retarded they can't their eyes can't differentiate between the size of something and how it looks

>>35927865
umm, ok.i'm okay with you thinking we are rp'ing.
>tfw he's noot back to cuddle right now
reeeeee why is work so lonng???

>>35925515
>>35925670

>>35927413

>tfw you miss your one chance of a robot lesbian gf because you posted one hour too late

Welp, back to thoughts of suicide.

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>>35924622
If there are any females on here (((((DOUBT)))))

but if you are i want a mommy gf, i won't judge you we can cuddle and look at stars and shit and get a pupper or whatever.

we don't even need to fuck.

pls reply

>>35927777
Go away reddit
Finifijn

>Tfw no fembot qt to cuddle and read with after we've fucked like rabbits

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>tfw no fembot to lie down on top of you
>ywn feel her heartbeat thumping on your chest
>mfw I will never smell her hair while she rests with me

>>35927539
Similar situation as me, medical stuff (epilepsy) led to completely withdrawing from all socialising and intimacy makes me feel ill. Could probably get fucked by some randomer in a club but I'd most likely shit myself in fear first.

>>35924622
i get off only on satisfying my parter and the deep emotional connection felt afterwards when cuddling, but i just cant do vanilla sex its too boring, it is truly hard to find a real kinky fucker with emotional capital to spare who is into skinny sad tall pale STEM cunts like myself

>>35929533
>STEM girls

Do not want.

>>35929763
Is that because STEM girls are weird or ugly or something else?

I'm literally horny all the time

>>35929991
STEM ladies are generally of two types: the "do my work for me" whore who takes credit for other people doing their homework, or the "I don't understand how I'm not one of the guys" types who looks for love in all the wrong places.
>tfw no runway model gf who is tired of being objectified

>>35929142
my gf is a normie, but I do have to say that's one of the best feelings, especially when she moves around a little to get more comfortable, and falls asleep

>>35930151
Same. Please be a fembot.

>>35930329
I am. I'm still young and I hear being horny all the time is normal for people my age but it honestly gets unbearable.

>>35930599
How unbearable are we talking here? Can you actually get yourself off and feel some relief? What do you think about in the moment?

>>35930599
I had a friend from /r9k/ before it died, and he felt the same way, so he fucked horses.
Horse is now dead. This is a true story, and the point is that females can never be robots.

>>35930669
I masturbate for around a total of 2 hours a day. When I'm not masturbating I have my hands down my pants feeling myself as I browse the internet bored. While I do this I think of how much I want to masturbate again. This only brgan recently, since like January. Before that I was basically asexual but now it's all I think about.

>>35930672
Lol

>>35930599
how old? my gf is about to turn 22 and isn't horny all the time, but I can turn her on almost immediately

>>35930727
What particular sort of fetishes/kinks get you going?

>>35930734
I'm 19.

>>35930759
Nothing crazy. I think of being a sexual servant of sorts. Like a living sex doll and just being used. Probably wouldn't enjoy anything like that in real life but it gets me off

>>35930843
I'm guessing you're a virgin? It's only going to get worse from here on out fembot.

>>35930888
Yeah, still am. Haven't even kissed a guy yet but I did get to hold a guy's wrist for a few seconds

>>35930926
What race are you crazy virgin fembot?

>>35930888
Also, why do you say it'll get worse?

>>35930942
Eh, don't like talking about race on 4chan because I'm a Mizrahi Jewess. But ive been called a kike tons of times before, so it doesn't bother me anymore

>>35927206
>she's never had a cervical orgasm
Bet you've never had an anal orgasm, either.

>>35930949
Because female sexual frustration is something that builds up momentum over time, it's like a train building up speed.

>>35930989
>third-tier Jew

At least tell me you aren't an SJW and are the cute kind.

>>35931056
Honestly I don't see how my sexual frustration can get any worse, so I'm not worried about it
>SJW
Well, no, but 4chan seems to call anything left leaning as SJW and I would call myself left leaning so idk
>are the cute kind.
I don't consider myself cute but my dad calls me cute

>>35931134
How do you feel about goyim with big white cocks ravaging you?

>>35931155
I do not discriminate against white men if that's what you're asking. I feel uncomfortable talking about sexual stuff likr that but I feel so strongly about it too

>>35924622

>Fembots, how sexually unsatisfied are you?
lel -- le meme of being unsatisfied

>Don't you wish you had a boyfriend
I wish

>who was into rape fantasies
I don't wish anymore

> and all the other low self esteem stuff you enjoy?
lel -- le meme of low esteem
my low self esteem does not imply fantasizing about rape,humiliation...

Hello,

I am accepting applications for a mommy online gf now

Thank you for your time

>>35924622
gah,I fantasize about romance,btw I'm asexual

>>35931243
>but I feel so strongly about it too

What were the most recently videos you schlicked to then?

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>>35925762
ewww you're being pressured by yourself *now* in /r9k/
you even wrote 614 characters in that post

>>35926422
then you can leave benis at home

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>>35926549
sounds like you read too many porn hentais, faggot

>>35931289
I rarely watch videos but when I do I just go to /gif/ or pornhub and look for solo male masturbation

>>35927455

kek---that monitor goes way back the last century

>>35930727

and you still can't lose weight

>>35931405
Are you in the UK and do you want to be my gf?

>>35930926
>hold a guy's wrist for a few seconds

I wish I was that guy... I'm KHWV.
(W = Wrist-holding)

>>35931405
Let's chat or something jewess.

Got discord/email?

>>35931405
gay male detected (again!!)

>>35931427
I live in the US
> be your gf
I'm not sure. I want a boyfriend but I have had only bad experiences with men on r9k. I dunno

>>35931475

I'm not a man on r9k, I'm my brother writing here in his place!

>>35931475
I've only had bad experiences with fembots on r9k but I don't stop trying. Shame you're in the US.

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>>35931475
>tfw they're never in France

hold me lads

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why fembot-related threads always have to deal with sex?

>>35931453
No discord

Throwaway is [email protected] but no promises. I've talked to four guys on r9k and everyone has ghosted me so for now I've kinda given up on the idea of getting a boyfriend

>>35931498
Lol

>>35931499
Well I'm sorry, just very bitter right now

>>35931529
I feel for your struggle but I mean, this is an English speaking site

>>35927881
Apparently you have the smallest dick in recorded history

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I just want a horny lesbian friend to talk about lewd stuff with. I used to have one and then she fucking died.

>>35931552
Guy who makes them is a sex addict.

Most of the responses are from desperate virgins probing for anyone who might give them any sexual gratification.

>>35931720
The fact you literally took that long just to say the same insult three times says more about your slow responses and lack of imagination for words then anything else but do keep believing you have actually one upped anyone here.

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any fembot in the US want a bf? ill love you forever and swear never to hurt or cheat on you

>>35926855
have actually experienced a girl like you in the past, was fucking weird. i tend to be pretty giving when it comes to sex, ill go down and do whatever, its more fun for me if the other person is enjoying themselves, but she wanted none of that, she didnt want me down there. was fucking weird

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>>35931794
>died
o-ok anon

>>35933177
>she didnt want me down there. was fucking weird
Been there. Her vagina was wired really fucking weird. Any time I stopped thrusting with my dick, she'd orgasm. Oral was too intense unless everything was through panties, which she was into, but penetration was so exhausting for her, having upwards of 20 orgasms in a 10 minute session, she was more inclined to have me skip any below the belt foreplay, or just blow me if she didn't want to be exhausted and sore the rest of the day.

>tfw she could also orgasm from paizuri

Miss that girl. She ended up marrying an african guy with a dick small enough that it doesn't get her off. She's extremely suicidal now.

>Fembots, how sexually unsatisfied are you?
Frustrated but at the same time I don't want to be an opened up book for people to use.

Don't you wish you had a boyfriend who was into rape fantasies and all the other low self esteem stuff you enjoy?
I do have a boyfriend, I haven't exactly told him about my fantasies yet, though. :3

>>35933633
You are a fucked up rape fembot whore die died ied

>>35931717

How does every girl here get ghosted when every girl i talk to ghosts me

You know that if you never start conversations and expect the guy to initiate at all times you're still ghosting him right?