>online friend is late to coming online

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>Can't stop keeping track of the time left until they should be coming home
Whenever they take longer than usual to message me I just assume they don't want to talk with me anymore and that I did something wrong
>the sadness from it goes onwards until the next day

>online friend doesn't come online for over 24 hours
>think he died

>have no online friends

>>35922122
Can you stop spamming your profile every time someone mentions online friends?

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steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/

>>35922399
Since when does one post count as spamming?

Find me a bf and i will stop

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>>35922240
>he actually did die and you didn't take his suicide threats seriously

>>35922222
>purposely wait a while before replying to my friends for this very reason

who else /toying with their friends emotions/ here?

>friend makes sure you're addicted to the MMO RPG
>you play together for a while
>he stops playing
>you can't stop but it's extremely boring and depressing now

>>35922222
Sir, I must check you five last digits now. They are amazing.

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>>35922841
>LoL autist friends pressures you into buying a flavour of the month game that isn't LoL
>buy to play with them since at least they're not playing that shitty game for once
>they stop playing and go back to LoL after 2 weeks
>you don't wanna play the game you bought alone

>>35922872
What game did they make you buy, Anon?

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>online friends all move on with their lives and come online less and less often until the point they stop coming online altogether

>>35922894
Battlefield 1. After I didn't have anyone else to play I realized I didn't even like that damn game. First and last time I get bamboozled like this.

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>former online friend has become an autistic elf erper with a lust for cock
What the fuck

"online" """""friend"""""

just accept you don't have real friends.

>>35922222
wasted digits, kill yourself

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>>35922643
Out you! This isn't a place for you!

>>35922643
That snek guy isn't me BTW. It's not one post. Literally every time I go on r9k I see you post your profile in at least one thread.

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>>35923260
I have nothing better to do
Dont worry, i will be in a mental ward next week so i wont be able to post anymore

>>35923364
Ok well now I am worrying. Are you okay?

>>35923364
Good maybe you'll find a qt boyfriend who wants to eat your face.

>>35923416
Don't pity him he's the village drunk of r9k he only has himself to blame.

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>>35922069
>tfw no one to wait for me to come online to get comfy, play vidya, and watch anime together

i fucking hate my life

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>>35922643
>>>>>>>>/soc/
Wew

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>>35922069
>online friend starts fapping over voice

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>>35922069
>Don't have any online friends

>>35924558
I wish.

hold me, mein negro

>online friend got addicted to drugs

>online friend is late to coming online
>starts skipping whole days
>makes bullshit excuses
>discover later he got a gf
REEEEEEEEE

>found his fb and would watch it when he didnt come online.
>sabotage potential new friends
>he disappeared for a year and came back with new friends that bullied me

fuck you kyler you were my only friend

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>someone else comments on friend's profile
>someone you don't know
>they already told you that you're their only friend and that they have no other friends

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>>35924558
I did that last night ask me anything my anime friend

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>see that everyone posts their steam info so peps can add them
>try it aswell and leave for the next day
>come back still no new invitations
>my profile always strikes fear into every single of them
>Shot down before i even had a chance

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>bf not online for 14 hours in a row
>literally panicking thinking he's dead
>unable to do anything else than stare into my pillow
>he just overslept
>biggest relief of my life

this could literally happen every day

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>>35924852
d-do you enjoy teasing boys or something?

>>35925102
haha, this is me except he never came back

>>35923051
this

>>35922643
slice your wrists bitch

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>>35925225
yeah it's fun to whip it out, act as if it's no big deal, and go to town while I'm in a call casually chatting with them

If they ask I'll get extra lewd and talk about it or moan a bit, but normally they just hear me cum since they're 2shy

It's fun to tease them

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>>35925243

you're making me sad anon...

I'm sorry that happened to you

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>>35925263
It's been 29 days so far, still logging in every day and checking the old email we used. I like these threads though, because I'm happy it works out for some people.

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>>35925293

What do you think happened to him?

>online friend starts making friends with other people
>feel like they're going to stop caring about you soon

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>>35925329
He did tell me he was joining the military, but he still has months before the date when he'd leave. I assumed something happened to him, but now I just think that he decided he didn't want to be bfs anymore(strange because he was always really flirty and into it). The weird thing is that he never deleted me on steam, just hasn't logged in.

I'm sure he'll log in any day now, I can't even try to lewd-chat other bots because I keep missing him.

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>>35925255
Oh I should say it also helps that my penis is

over 7 inches so it's nice for the submissive boys

>>35925432
Post steam now anon please

>>35925432
>be cute switch boy with 7 incher
>not sure if I'd rather be dominated or dominate a sub
I have lewd dreams about both, it's a strange life.

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>>35925420

you seem like a really nice bf/gf I'm sorry someone left like that, I really hope he comes back!

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>tfw every friend you make just ends up forgetting you

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>>35925432
t-thats big oh gosh

>>35925643
Is it because you try to call them an Idiot, boring and you portrait yourself as better than them spettekaka?

[/spoiler] I'm tired of using Sawa Nakamura images

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>>35925444
>>35925677
Sorry but I'm not looking to get a buncha adds! Maybe one or two if someone wants to throw an email or something, but they better be a cute anime boy

I think it's closer to 7.5 if you want more accuracy, not too thick, but wide.

>>35925469
Switches are very common anon! I just like to make them submit cause they always come back for more, so it makes it easy on me to get what I need out of it

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>>35925729
i don't think i have ever done anything like that i always just try to be nice...

>>35922964
My online friends don't last more than a week, so I'm not even sure what they do with their lives.

>>35922643
>Iranian
>gay
Why haven't they thrown you off a building yet?

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>>35925770
hello i am a cute anime boy
[email protected]

>>35925773
You are niingo, right?

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>it's seeming more and more like new online friend didn't mean any of the nice things they said to you

I am never going to trust anyone again if I'm right about this.

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>>35925913
who is niingo?

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>>35925866
I sent you an email, finishing up cooking so don't be shy if I don't respond right away! Will be done in just a few mins

>>35925927
This user:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/niingo

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>>35926041
oh i have talked to them before i think

>>35926073
Then, what profile are you?

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>>35926151
i rather not post it, theres not really any point to it anyways

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>>35925824
thats pretty simple

the islam version of arabs and the IS suggest to threw gay people off a high building

the iranian one suggest to hang them


they seriously argue about this

>>35926205
Ok, but how come they haven't hanged you?

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>>35926259
Just dont be gay around other people i guess?

I survived my last trip there

>>35922222
Play league with me, I'll even make a new account if you don't have one.

>>35926371
What about the The Ministry of Intelligence of the Islamic Republic of Iran, they could be surveying you.

f2m delusional grill is late to replying to me and hasn't called me cute in a week.
TIME TO END IT ALL

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>>35926473
You have to blame the german minister for that

>>35926569
Don't you meant congratulating them?

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>>35926713
I know that my english is really worse than usual

stop bullying me, i will be locked up soon anways

>>35926848
Why are you getting locked up?

You never added me.

>>35927002
i dont add anyone, i just accept friendrequests

>>35927181
That's what I was trying to tell ya.

>>35927236
just write a comment ob my profile and i will add u later