>tfw no belly gf thread

>this thread isn't getting replies either
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>35920421
>i-i'm totally not a closet faggot

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>>35920011
DIE DIE DIE FAG!
GET OUT WITH YOUR SHIT THREAD! I don't want to see women apreciation threads here, albeit only for their exterior dimensions.

>tfw no TLC sized gf to feed until she develops boils on her legs

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>>35920943

Why are we not allowed to appreciate women here?

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>>35921077

>tfw no slovenly belly gf

>>35920011
My ex from Last year had a pretty big stomach. What I learned from our relationship is that fat girl pussy is the smelliest nastiness shit in the world.

Everytime I see a dude with a big woman, I fee bad for him because I know that pussy is always going to be stanky.

And the worst thing is eating bacon after eating a fat girl out. The taste of her pussy follows you from the bacon.

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>>35921166

>t.virgin who's never even seen a naked woman IRL

>>35921166
I fucked a pretty fat chick and her pussy smelled and tasted alright, so I don't think it's a rule.

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>>35921184

I was with a 300 pound chick for six months, and she always smelled pretty good. Granted, she compensated by showering every day and using deoderant and perfume. But she never smelt bad.


Bad hygeine is bad hygeine, regardless of how fat you are

>>35921184
I'm sorry I'm insulting you with the fucking truth man. But when the girl is unhealthy, odds are she's going to taste unhealthy too.

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>>35921224

It doesn't matter how unhealthy they are as long as they have the self-discipline to clean their fucking pussy lol.

There are plenty of skinny girls with stanky pussies too, but you don't go around saying they all have them because of ONE experience

>>35921221
>>35921219
Lmao holy shit than I guess my old girl was just a fucking nasty slob.

I mean all she drank was fucking cherry Coke and ate zaxbys fast-food chicken. But if your girls are the same shit but their pussy was ok tasting, than like you said I guess it's not a rule.

>>35921248
But I just can't comprehend it. Like I believe what you are saying but how does a girl end up having such a horrible smelling and tasting vagaina?

This girl I was dating was taking showers and her pussy was still rank. Why is this?

I mean I know she was kinda a slob ( actually a fucking huge slob, left her cat shit on the floor without picking it up, her car was filled up to your knees in fucking trash, toilet never cleaned)

But she did take showers. And her pussy still was horrible. Can anyone explain?

>>35921313
>actually a fucking huge slob, left her cat shit on the floor without picking it up, her car was filled up to your knees in fucking trash, toilet never cleaned
If she's that kinda person then I presume she never actually washed the insides of her vagina, or the outside for that matter. She probably just showered because it felt good.

>>35921313
>This girl I was dating was taking showers and her pussy was still rank. Why is this?

The pussy has a microbiome, a collection of bacteria that live in there. You know how some people have bad breath? Some people just have bad smelling pussy because of their own natural pussy bacteria. There's no breath mint for the vag though.

>>35921341
>I presume she never actually washed the insides of her vagina, or the outside for that matter.

You're not supposed to wash in the actual vag though, just the outside is fine.

>>35921374
That's what she told me when I took a shower with her once.

>>35921364
But I fucked her two years before that and her pussy tasted and smelled decently. Then I make her my girlfriend two years later when she was admittedly more unhealthy and her pussy was completely different in the scene of how it smells and tastes. In a bad way.

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pls pls plsssss god grant me a belly gf

>>35921414
Maybe her diet or immune system changed so the bacteria changed. Shit's a mystery. Could be hormonal?

>>35920011
fucking mentally ill shills

>>35921184
I fucked a chick maybe a bit less fat than this. She was fun.

>>35920011
>tfw leftists wouldnt leave alone r9k

>>35921507
What does leftism have to do with belly gfs?

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its funny when someone thinks you're a shill
if you don't like fat girls, fuck off

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>>35921077
I love poses like this

*Plop*

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I'll post one or two more before I have to leave for work

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>>35923003
who is this?
no mute pls

>>35923366
No idea. Wish I knew though. I forget where I even found it

>>35923003
>>35922028
>>35923023
These are the kind of fat I like. I don't know why exactly I'm so particular. Also thick thighs and a little bit of cellulite are good too.

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Contributing with a different kind of fat.

>>35923655
>Little bit of cellulite
Patrician. I don't like cottage cheese asses, but a little texture is hot as hell

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Life saving belly bump

original

>>35921166
I'm fucking a 400 pound girl and haven't noticed this at all. Have you considered that all vaginas are different?

>>35926140
All vaginas are the same to men

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big belly bump

tfw no squishy belly gf to cuddle on a cold rainy day

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big plump belly and boobs

oregami

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tfw no belly gf harem

this is an original comment

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Carmen LaFox is my new bellyfu

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tfw no sassy belly gf who flaunts her belly to push your buttons

>tfw you try to hug your belly gf but your arms can't reach all the way around her body

>tfw almost had belly date but she never texted me back

>tfw no chubby gf to cook meals for
>tfw no chubby gf to lick pussy and ass while she eats
>tfw no chubby gf to condition to associate food with sexual pleasure

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I just want to bury my dick in her belly button and my head in her boobs

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A hard, stuffed belly is a happy belly