>tfw no retail bf

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>>35917223
>retail
what did she mean by this?

>>35917251
>what did he mean by this?
ftfy

>>35917251
A homosexual that can be purchased at the queer retail store.

>>35917280
oh that makes sense
here you go anon:
https://www.amazon.com/Frontal-Full-Penis-Dildo-Entry/dp/B00Q939JCC

>tfw you will never find a minimum wage girl who is fine with your minimum wage job and you both just come home from work, play vidya or watch tv together in your small house in a rundown town

>>35917223
>tfw try to add tomokoposter
>doesn't accept

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>>35917223
>He thinks Tomoko is waifu-tier
That's funny. Umaru is clearly waifu material, but it's ok because you don't know any better. Tomoko-fags aren't known for being smart.

>>35917362
>umaru vs tomoko posting
I thought this only happened on /a/.

>>35917345
>try to add tomokoposter
I think you've confused me with someone else.

>>35917483
shut the fuck up cebruz

>>35917632
I think you've confused me with someone else.

>>35917362
>thinking umaru is actually cute

jesus christ, she's such a horrible person i genuinely want her to be destroyed.

>>35917223
tfw no way to contact tomokoposter

>>35917819
Of course you can contact him he is here everyday.

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>>35917362
>>35917423
>>35917780
It's fucking over!
I don't know why I have to keep reminding you fuckers about this.

>>35918102
>tfw mods will never ban ESL-kun

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>tfw you will never find a bf that
>has a job
>mildly romantic
>attractive nerdy
>isnt fat
>understands 4chan humour

>>35918144
I just might check all those boxes.

>>35918116
It's truly a punishment we don't deserve.
I've just been ignoring him, but it's so fucking awful seeing how he posts in that thread.
Asking random fucking questions that don't make any fucking sense.

>>35918144
oh hey that's me. What do I get?

>>35918144
all those are me except I'm a hopeless romantic

>>35918186
>>35918256
>>35918437
>on r9k
>attractive
>LONDON

>>35917223
>tfw no bf of similar autism
How do I find a bf

>tfw Cebruz will never end his life on cam

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>>35917362
Umaru is the big bang theory of anime

kys

>>35918102
Umaru is still cancer
Nobody cares about a fucking attentionwhore
kill yourself