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How will I meet my future husbando?

t.Gaybot

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>>35915352
ew on that pic

so, the love of your life actually does social fight?
like
political fight

like he goes and makes signs and shit and is from a political agrupation, really

but thou shall meet him in some years and he might be beyond that already, dunno

he has thick eyebrows

>>35915264
what is my future love and how will you meet them

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>>35915415
"In the mists before THE BEGINNING, Fate and Chance cast lots to decide whose The Game should be. And he that won strode through the mists to MANA-YOOD-SUSHAI, and said: 'Now, make gods and men for me, for I have won the cast, and The Game is to be mine.'

Who it was that won the cast, and whether it was Fate or whether it was Chance that went through the mists before THE BEGINNING to MANA-YOOD-SUSHAI - none knoweth."

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Give me the love fate. Thanks.

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tell me, is fun to know the illusion of my future, ethereal and ephemeral

I've had no luck at all. Please find me some fortune in my future.

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>>35915264
I don't see any love in my future, but I guess you could give it a try

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>>35915660
your future love is a female with blunt bangs and wide face even though she is not fat

NO I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE GAY OR WHATEVER

you will never meet her
she is tooo high class for ya lmao

sorry

ill also wont meet her so is not important

>>35915661
it was fate
always
fate

FAT FATE

>>35915920
of course anon that is my job

you will marry and have two kids
your wife will be a teacher
probably literature or something like that
she is slim and has wavy hair
she is sweet and has some issues because of her family

you will divorce her eventually because of her fits of rage

thats it and i already fucked it up sorry

your son
is
something else

>>35915928
YOU HAVE A BLONDE GIRL
joking
i see a blank

but that doesnt mean you dont get a love
it means either your love is too close to you right now or fate has not decided it still

or is an alien
ayy lmao

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I hate myself and my choices. MY life is just bullshit and i've already gone through a few lovers to only find out it was all lies. Tell me my fucking future.

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fate anon pls response :)))

>>35915994
>you will divorce her eventually because of her fits of rage
Fuck I wanted my kids to avoid that.
>your son
>is
>something else
In a good way or a bad way?
Thanks regardless.

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Mister psychic please tell me my fortune

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>>35915963
luck is normally a zero sum so unless you die is it likely that you will be extremely lucky in later years (maybe through accomodation of expectatives though)

that reminds me of a story im not going to tell

anyways lets see
since you say you arent lucky ill use book reading to test your luck and not make shit up. your fate is:

>He was not moving. His eyes were closed. He was getting cold. And we killed him. We killed the only person we didnt want to kill. Lets bury him. I dont want to see you again.

See?

Please ignore that fate.

>>35915980
american girl
likes burguers (get it?)
big pussy (oh)
not fat maybe i think i guess i suppose

meet her on texas and be shy to her, she digs that

>>35916014
that bird is beautiful tho

dont worry going through lovers is okay, you are leveling up or something?

anyways you will fail like 2 times more or so until you meet a brown haired girl that works as
as a receptionist?
she will stand your shit but if you fuck up again she will leave you for some asian or something i actually made up this part sorry fate conection is difficult to maintain

>>35916020
hi anon i love you
do you want a love fate
i shall give you peace
your fate is solitude
but in that solitude you will also find love
however you shall never know its love until the very end
that is your curse
but since is fate, its alright, just let it flow

tell me about my fate
D

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>>35915994
well, you almost nailed it,
because I have a blonde coworker, she's cute and nice with me, but if you said so...ok I can live with my loneliness

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>>35916131
>actually made it up
>cant actually tell me my fate

wow. I knew I was fucked but jesus. They say time heals all but clearly time just makes me worse.

>>35915264
Been posting in your threads for a long while ayyyyy it's jacket

You took a break then came back AMA

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>>35916131
>that fate
Thanks for telling it to me straight, though, at least. Always enjoy seeing these threads.

>>35915264
Hi again you already did me some times but I want a new one, because why not.

Maybe they will combine and make a mega fate.

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>>35916109
you will not marry but yes date a very clever girl
she will leave you eventually most likely unless you impress her a lot someway

she has a nice midriff

THATS ALL FOLKS

>>35916149
you shall get the d
ok no joking
i see a genie
so
i guess you will get a girl with a high ponytail
unless you are gay
or go to the east

god damn with these fucking fates confusing as shit

>>35916275
wasnt it coat?
okay ill ask you
something

favorite icecream flavor
the thing you are most grateful for
the thing you despise the most
do you like pineapple on your pizza?

>>35916377
sup anon howdy and so
there is always room for a new fate
this is your fate now
i dont see a wife
but i see a daughter
which is weird so i guess there is a wife after all
your wife will be adorable but your daughter a fucking brat

meet them in a garden
PUFFY

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Please do me. I think she doesn't exist and is only 2D since 3D js a meme.

Please tell me OP. I missed your other threads but I remember reading them.

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>>35917373
>mfw always miss the op

Kill me NOW.

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How will my business endeavors in life work out?

>>35915264
lay it down on me famalam

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>future love
>how I will meet her

Probably meet her during the dopamine rush to my brain when I die.

>>35915264
>love you all except for you Patrick
W-what did I do wrong?

>>35916882
where u at senpai, give me some fate

Tell me of her, wise loon

I wanna know
will i be forever alone?

Is there anything you need us to give you first?
Or like do we ask you something specific?

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Will i manage to get this chinese girl to date me? We just started talking on snapchat yesterday

Im a black 5'11 guy if that means anything

Give me some hope, OP. I could really use it tonight.

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Fuck it, take me on a wild ride of emotions fate man

I thought the guy who originally did this said he was going to stop. So whom are you?

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>>35917373
okay okay okay
you have a love actually
she has black wavy hair and a POWERFUL singing voice
she is a highschooler atm

treat her with edge and she will love you...
for a while cough

COOL

>>35917562
like the cid
you know like
he got shit on and then he got way more than he lost at the beggining?
like that

please hire me anon

>>35917652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I

>>35917654
no no you will meet her when they take you to the hospital
she is a nurse
she might be married by that point but
she will also love you
it can work

oh life is so not pristine

>>35917666
YOU ARE LITERALLY SATAN BUT LESS COOL

>>35917741
oh i am the fool babe babe abbebbb

so
the girl you will love
is your sister
just joking
but she is A sister to someone
also she has some guys who like her but she doesnt give a fuck
but it might be troublesome for you
she is slim and has long hair
she will die

are you awesome or what

I don't want a gf fuck that noise
Please tell me I'll stay alone forever

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ravioli ravioli give me the fateoli

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>>35917747
no not forever anon
no one lives forever
unless the universe repeats itself
then... also no
because you will find a girl with an awful fashion sense and a tummy

i ihfrkhg.kjbfkge

>>35917751
no my FATE powers arent specific at all but you can try
ok to get your fate i need
-describe your family
-describe yourself
-describe your economical situation
-do you have friends? how are they? what do you do with them?
-bank account number
-favorite weather
-favorite band

and so on anon

>>35917761
>black and chinese
your kids are going to be so pretty

well your chances are on 67 percent which is great, take it eahsbdkjdbbdkhdfsy

>>35917774
I SHALL GIVE YOU HOPE
no no hope
only truth
let me see
her hair is like fire and her attitude too
she will love you a lot but that wont do
she might be insane and you might be too

i suck at rhymes

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>>35917893
i am the darkness that flaps in the night
i am the
idk
i did stop for some months but there are other fortune teller anons so who knows

>>35917848
hi anon
you will be alone during your entire fucking life
no one likes you. everyone pretends to but honestly they dont give a shit about you. is pitiful honestly.

well except for her. You will meet a very funny girl. She will love you and she will open her heart to you. You wont understand why can you even be so happy, how can you deserve such a thing. But she will be there for you. She has a funny smile and her hair is straight, neck-long. She will be the reason you live for.

UNTIL the moment she leaves you, without explaining why. You wont understand what happened, through, deep within, you might think you know it. That deep within, there was nothing you could do, since something was wrong since the very start. Is not her fault. Is not your fault either. So you will just think about ending it all, and then you will slowly realize that it wasnt like that, that at the end, some people do care about you. But is it enough? What is the purpose of your life, you will wonder, even through you already admitted before hand that life has no purpose. And eventually you might meet someone else, or you will find her again. You will discover she has grown old, and so did you. She is alone. You both will talk, person to person, only with the truth. That shall be the climax of your life. And then you will finally find peace with yourself, with whom you are and what you could do. In a sense, that is a true story of love.

>>35917952
nah nigga fuxkcjbk you get a girl with HUGE TITS lmao

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>>35915264
I hope i'm not too late
oregotini

>>35918067
And how am I supposed to get that saggy tit gf if I stay home all day
Checkmate atheists

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check out what happened to me and my friend tonight.
felt like a connection with every being.
boddhisattva style.
love and happiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwhKb-zJFk

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>>35915264

I will be just fine on my own.

r-right?

How will I meet my future wife?

>>35915264
Fembot here, please tell me about my future husbandy

>>35915264
pls tell me my fate im at the end of my rope here

>>35918250
ps im gay aaaa

>>35915264
That would be nice to know if it's actually going to happen.

>>35915264
GRANT ME LOVE

>>35915264
Tell me of the future, Oracle. Is she even anywhere near me right now?

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>>35917965
you will turn gay
for a guy with a nice dick and black hair
i just saw that no joke
sorry i do what i can

lmfao roflmao lmao

>>35918096
nonoononononoon anon
you are not late
your girl likes the night (literally) and wears shades
she is abusive
she will love you a lot though
but eh

D R O P H E R L I K E TH E B A S S


>>35918200
you both look high as fuck
connecting like that is dull
unnecessary
NO NO NO
dat horn doe

>>35918237
well you will but only if you really want to and there always will be that void

btw you will feel that void even with a wife

but no you get married yes

i wont even bother fucking that fate up

im such a good gal

>>35918241
SHE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING STOMACH
AND SCREAM AT YOU
AAAAAAAAGH YOU FUCKING FUCK
THEN HEADBUTT YOU
fracture my spine
and tell me you are mine
as we dance to the masochism tango

i have no clue but she likes that kind of shit and her hair is probably black

>>35918350
You didn't give me my fate, cmon anon.

>>35918350
>i get a bully gf
thank you jesus

Who was the tiger?

fateanon, give me my fate
I missed you

Whatever, give me your best shot.
I was never hopeful about the future anyways.

>>35918350
so can you tell me a bit more about my fate? that attacking part was kinda vague.

I don't think there is love in my future.

>>35916882
>favorite icecream flavor
pistachio almond or butter pecan. indecisive
>the thing you are most grateful for
being able to live comfy, truly
>the thing you despise the most
emmm not sure, don't usually despise things
>do you like pineapple on your pizza?
canadian bacon and pineapple

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whats in store for tomorrow (today)?

Just fate my shit up

>>35915264
i just want to fall in love again, and have that love be returned

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>>35918248
he has money and a stern pretty face
obviously there is a con to all of this
but i can see it

but goddamn there is one
maybe he has other girls or something
ya kno it

>>35918250
OK
you will be very happy
joking
you will be alright
as for love, normal guy, likes philosophy, posts stories on facebook
oh yeah

will actually work for both of you

>>35918293
HHMHMMHMHMHMMHMHMH
HMMMMMMMM

you get a fox faced girl
thats so cute
congratulations anon
no tits of course sorry
you two will have at least one son

she is cleptmaniac like foxes in stories too

>>35918303
YOUR LOVE IS AN ACIENT IDOL THAT EVOKES A FORSAKEN GOD IN A FAR AWAY UNDERWATER WORLD
SHE HAS A GOOD AND CRIES GREEN BLOOD
SHE IS CALLED ARGH SHAGRA THE MARVELOUS AND SHE IS ADORED BY ALL THE INHABITANTS OF THAT PLANET

THAT IS YOUR ONLY TRUE REAL LOVE

but you will meet some girl thats like 5 years younger than you here

>>35918331
yes you see her at least 3 times a week
wont work the first time probably but still try if you see her

>>35918444
well is death

>>35918516
a delinquent guy i think

or are you asking for a premonition?

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>describe your family
They're a typical supportive suburban family, though distant

>describe yourself
I'm a 32 y. o. Neet who's starting to lose interest in video games and all the other stuff I used to enjoy doing and I now browse 4chan regularly b.co I don't have anything better to do. I've mostly given up on love and it seems like couples fight more than they get along.

>describe your economical situation
>Neet

>do you have friends? how are they? what do you do with them?
No

>favorite weather
Warm, sunny and breezy

>favorite band
NOFX

>>35918796
>yes you see her at least 3 times a week

M-mom?

>>35917982
ech ill reject her then. no tummy gf for me

>>35918796
>well is death
what did you mean by this?

please tell me it's a bitch with a heart of gold

>>35915264
Please tell me OP-chan

>>35915264
I'm straight but the girl I have a decent chance of fucking is kinda butch ngl

My last oneitis didn't really work out.

I like threads like this even though I never get results from them.

>>35918796
>tfw no goddess waifu
why live
Also 5 years is deep into underage, or I'm gonna be here for 5 more years.
pls end me

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>>35918518
i missed you too, my dear anon

okay
your love fate is the daughter of a popular man
she is a textbook tsundere
i hate tsunderes though so lets try the next one

aaahahaha
second one is perfect
you will meet her only in europe by travelling a lot

ok lets try third one

a bull
so i guess third one will ntr you or something dont try that one sorry

>>35918548
dont be like that anon
to live happily one must have the correct attitude
which
means
nothing really except not giving up BECAUSE FUCK YOU FATE
im joking i love fate
anyways your fate is: girl, younger, actually she might be just above being a toddler right now so you will have to wait a lot for her. Artistic temperament but not poor. Meet her by teaching her something. Besides that your whole future life looks very 7.8/10, comfy.

>>35918572
you can r e r o l l

>>35918616
leave the thinking to me anonboy
bup boop babadeee bap
biiii bap yabadooo nanana
im scatting
ok
so
no i dont see a thing but
ah wait
i see a brown girl
but is she your love? just a one night stand thing? something else?
i dont know
she is probably a chance you will miss on purpose
love you anon

>>35918969
>well is death
Seriously, wtf did you mean by that?

>>35918969
God damn it, the future seems bright.
Why must you torment me like this?
Thanks anyway, now I can sleep, have a goodnight or morning, whatever.

>>35918969
>>35919012
anon, can you give me a fate with some proper explanation this time?

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>>35917982

Aye, just above half and half. And your right blasian girls rock

Met this blasian girl last Friday and she is top notch

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>>35918969
You didn't do me >>35918819

Posting again to get a better reading from The Oracle.

>>35919105
Bend the spoon
Sweep the leg, johnny

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>>35918629
i like pistachio
i never tried pineapple on pizza but i hate it on sandiwches

do you have back pains?

>>35918666
hmmmm hell most likely
with that i mean
either you will deceive someone or you will be deceived by someone

>>35918724
LETS GET FREAAAAAAAAKYYYYYY
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i
really
see nothing
so ill just bookread you sorry

>Choosing his wife was not easy, and he decided to pick not one, but several candidates for the position. But even that task had to be put on hold, because he first desired to write down his story, as he knew the story was the only way he could survive to the past; he wasnt great, he had shames, and he had to acknowledge that to go on.

>>35918725
same anon
like, how the fuck do i fall in love
ah wait you wanted a prediction too didnya contcha

okay lets see
oi
very kind girl
motherly
very strong deep within
likes cooking
wavy hair most likely
specially likes gardeening
she is probably very poor

meet her near a river and just ask her out

>>35918819
ok i wont fate you here
it would be a waste
but
to get a gf, you would have to sacrifice a lot of what you have
you understand this right? either your comfort, or something else. To live beyond what we have is to sacrifice. And im saying this while being a lazy shit that hates doing stuff.

>>35919144
Lad, why do you keep ignoring me? can you just give me a fate?

>>35919144
Hahaha my back has been a little annoying lately.

Pineapple is like watermelon; it's best in chunk slices by itself.

Fate me please. Whatever sticks out to you, let me know.

you're one of the best posters on this board

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>>35915264
Hit me OP. It's better than nothing.

>>35919171
WHO ARE YOU
I DO WHAT I CAN
ARE YOU >>35919012?
ILL GIVE YOU A FATE AGAIN WHEN IS YOUR TURN
DONT HURRY ME SJESJKFNRLKG

also y

when will I meat my true love?

>>35919202
>WELL IS DEATH
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN ANON
LITERALLY WHAT
>WELL
THATS GOOD
>IS
THATS A WORD
>DEATH
NOT GOOD

HOW DOES
>WELL
>IS
>DEATH
COMBINE IN TO A SENTENCE

what the fuck, anon? I've gotten fates from you before and you've never been this autismatic

Tell me, Fate Anon. Will she be cute? Delicious brown? Precious pale? Tell me what the deal is, pal.

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What will happen? Will I meet someone with big boobs?

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>>35918848
okay let me see what did i meant
oh right you got a 444
thats incoming death in my book
most likely not yours but who knows ohoho
dont fear the reaper you are cooler than death itself

the rest is just a relationship with a girl with ups and downs until either you both break up and drama ensues or you settle and marry but i see no kids there so dunno

>>35918850
IT
IT
IT
is just slightly bitchy but never towards you actually
her face is weird

she was probably one of those girls that follow the alpha bitch in highschool

you know those

Tell mi future gf pls

I've met someone before, we spent time together, but we didn't love each other, but i kinda want them back, i have no idea where they went or how i would even get them back, so tell me will i find them?

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Dear fatemaster,

Is there any chance at all that I will find a cute girl that loves me? Preferably she is a bit of a tomboy.
Though at this point I can't be picky.

hopefully this will be the first time someone tells me about my future without mentioning bats

Sir could I please receive my fate

My former oneitis is sharing my photos again and I just want to get over her

>>35919064
Holy shit, I'd fuck the hell out of her. Nice work, boy-o.

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>>35918853
i am your fated love
yes
we are destined to be one
but oh i just destroyed that fate
lets see the next option for you

oh right
brown hair
is this girl from mexico or what
cute actually
likes anime so
well
she is a shortie too

she might be called lucia or something like that

>>35918901
ah that sucky sucky sucks sacks socks
anyways hmmm
i honestly believe you are in such a fateline that you shouldnt do much
its difficult to explain
like if you are over loose threads and you could unravel one and its a grenade
so just be calm and wait till its over
probably in some months or so?

>>35918918
and i like YOU anon
ill do my best effort to give you a fate that makes some sense
right so

so i either see you meeting your love when she is younger or older
if she is young she will be younger than you, black hair, will really love you
but it wont work because you will be a fuck
however not to her
there is an extra factor i cant account
another girl?
no
but i do see other girl but not a romantic one
anyways if you meet her when she is old it will fail but because she will fuck up
both would be too far ahead from the other in any case

there might be others though but my fateconection of fate is up

>>35919105
fuck it you get a redhead
full lips
big tits
wears black sweaters
so beautiful
even likes anal
totally will happen
just for ya

so who do i find? .t sperg

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>>35919284
It's great to see that you're still up to this. I remember last you sent me this picture of a cactus and said it'd be the last time you'd do one of these threads.

still really confused by what you mean by incoming death, but whatever.

it'd be funny if this wasnt your cactus too.

>>35919374
>honestly believe you are in such a fateline that you shouldnt do much
So you're saying stop worrying about girls in general, just go with the flow and if butch qt wants to bang she'll come to me? Probably something I should be doing anyways.

Thx Oracle bb

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>>35919352

Unfortunately thats not the girl im trying to get with, who is full chinese. Blasian i just met at a club and danced with, gave me a fake number but i did get her friends snap so I guess theres that connection to her? I dunno.

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>>35919184
i actually felt nice reading that
thats
how low my standars have been lately but alright

i see a tv and a static screen
that means
your girl works on marketing
dont ask me how i jump to that
now i see her
she has dark brown hair, nice forehead, sleepy eyes and white tan-ish skin
her face looks a little dry

now i think about your meeting
but i only see snow
so it will probably be in a snowy place, either holydays or whatever, maybe you will help her with something cold related

thats it

>>35919188
can i hit you in the neck
get it anon
hitting you
slaughter me
kfvcsvv
im tired
your girl is indian
thats it
really just go there and pick some indian girls
some are nice i read
and pretty

i read

>>35919215
WHEN YOU GO TO THE MEATHOUSE HAHAH LOL ROFLMAO LOL LMAOING AT ok
so
your love is actually in a relationship with a humble and hardworking man
you can only get her if he gets arrested
they live in the suburbia
is that a thing
sorry anon no clue if it is
subuuurbia
urbrrrbrbrbrbrbr

>>35919241
im always autismatic as fuck

its my charm point

>>35919264
definitively brown
though if she is pale you will get superpowers
cute yes
how did you know anon
kinda scary
she also kinda craves for dick so good luck with that

oh oh dick oh i said it oh

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hb me famalam?

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>>35919268
yeah but she is one of the loves of some anon that posted before you, you solve it with him please

her name starts with n
she tried acting once

>>35919292
nice ASS
freckles
daddy issues
wavy hair
will get pregnant easily
...
likely to die or ruin herself quickly

>>35919323
are you sure you didnt really love them deep within? not fateing just wondering
also yes eventually you will
the work breaks and twists
so that we all can laugh together once again

>>35919337
Dear Anonguypersonman:

There is a 43 percent chances but will only work if you stop wishing for a tomboy. To meet your girl, try to get robbed.

Do not question the fate...mas...

dont?

if not i just see some retard girl

>>35919350
ok ill try not too
you wont bat even an eye
ok so your girl is batshit insane
she is Beyond All Ties
that one was smart from me admit it
nah i honestly dont see anything sorry anon try again

>>35919284
that's cool
I hope she's really easy to rile up about trivial things should I need to bust out the big guns
like puns

>>35919563
Superpowers, you say?

will i live with my parents forever and die alone?

>>35915264
Just give me the news doc

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>>35919352
i am
i am so sleepy already sorry
ok last effort
this hurts
this sucks

wait yes
your love is a younger sister
she is kinda bitchy but mature for her age
thats all i can see

im sorry about your former oneitis
actually what is even that about anon?

>>35919416
some girl that likes minecraft
no im not mocking you
really
try it

>>35919459
AAAAAAAAA yes that beautiful piece of shitty art is mine lmao
yes i do some threads from time to time its fun and sometimes i feel it helps robots? somehow

>>35919602
curly black hair
rich old family gone downhill
religious, a lot
she has a cute face but if you dont love her will get ruined
name starts with an m or an l or something like that, maybe a d
OF DESTINY

...
t-t-t-t-t-t---time to sleep?

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FATEANON here
i think im off to sleep tite
have this drawing
i picked it at random honestly

i love you all, suck tits and live strong

only the strong will survive dijsdf

>>35919799
hope you die just like you fate me to die as well

also that was a nice cactus.

>>35919768
>your love is a younger sister
>she is kinda bitchy but mature for her age

>tfw I got my fortune earlier when I was talking about a girl I was looking to screw
>tfw she's a younger sister (my buddy lost his virginity to this girl's older sister)
>looks like a bit of a feminist
>is currently managing a pizza place at 20 and doing super fucking well
I have reason to trust you I guess

Also I have no idea some shit happened, ghosting was involved, she doesn't hate me but at the same time I feel like she's a little annoyed by me? But then why would she be sharing my shit and liking my shit

Girls, man. I don't get 'em.

Thanks again Senpai Oracle-san

>>35919799
Awww man, I was just about to give this a try, well, I'll keep lurking until I see you again, Fate-senpai. Sleep thigh.

>>35918969
then I'll reroll

>>35919768
so someone who likes minecraft, do you have any idea where i will meet her? like a particular theme with a server or something.

>>35919144
okay time to go jump in a fucking river

Tell me my fucking fate loser

Well let's make it interesting, read me anon. Make it fun

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>>35915264
Tell me ol mystic

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>>35915264
What future should I be prepared for, anonymous?

>>35915264
I wanna fuck the fate so hard my dick get swole and I'm gonna make lady fortune my bitch.

I shall beat them everyday with my pimpin' handslap to show my gratitude for giving me shit every waking hours