I love you darling. Im so glad we married.

that's usually the que to wake up sadfaced

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>>35914935
I almost felt that feel once. But then she married someone else.

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>>35914935
Nah, Im ok, really.

>S-sorry, I'm not your husband.. Your husband sent me to deliver these flowers. I just need you to sign so I can go.

>>35914935
FUCK FUCK FUCK WAKE UP YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK WAKE UPPPPPPPPP SELFFFFFFFFFFFF I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FEEL

>>35915438
you might but she surely wont be that pretty

who are you, why are you in my bed?

>>35914935
Do you really need to say it every morning?

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>>35914935
shut up bby i know it

>>35914935
Literally the only way I'd ever experience this is if vr waifus became a thing