Women green flags

>>35914461
Not attention whore
Not drama queen
Openly admits most women are emotional and crazy
Submissive
Fiercely loyal

easy to talk to and similar interests

>Knows her place
>Doesn't talk to other men
>Has few friends (if any) and they are not slutty
>Traditional values
>Subservient
>Good cook
>Interested in intellectual endeavors but not intelligent enough to grasp them

>>35914607
>>Interested in intellectual endeavors but not intelligent enough to grasp them
I completely dis agree with this one. Why wouldnt you want your wife to be as smart as possible? Thats benefits you and your future children as well.

>>35914670
meant for >>35914643
original comment you fucking stupid robot

>>35914706

I was about to call you an autist too

>vagina

Implying that this isn't the only necessary green flag.

=== NONE OF YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU DESCRIBE, NOR ARE YOU GENTLEMAN ENOUGH TO TALK TO A GOOD GIRL LIKE THAT ===== GO BACK TO PATREONING FOR E-WHORES

>>35914670
He doesn't want someone who could be smarter than him. His post oozes insecurity.

>>35914528
>tfw fiercely loyal
>tfw every man I meet is untrustworthy

>is alive originally

>>35914750
>His post oozes insecurity.
Ok thats what i was thinking. I feel like if my wife is super smart that thats just less shit I have to worry about.
>>35914769
Ok well I have no doubt most men and most women are not loyal at all. So not surprised either of us cant find someone very loyal. We're ships passing in the night baby gurl

>family-oriented, comes from a nuclear family
>works hard (i.e. lots of study + part time job)
>caring and a good friend to younger siblings (both yours and hers)
>doesn't drink or do drugs
>very little social media
>not interested in anime, video games or other niche nerd interests
>acts professional when other women try to start shit
>has a few close friends, not a million facebook friends/orbiters/narcissism enablers

My neighbour is like this but I'm too much of a little bitch to ask her out.

>>35914461
>loyal
>intelligent
>has her own goals
>would make a good homemaking wife
>cooks well
>traditional values
>less that 3 previous sexual partners
>drinks in moderation and avoids drugs at all costs
>strong family ties

> can actually banter and be funny in her own capacity

Nothing is more of a turn off than grown women who sit around like 6 year olds and expect you to entertain them

>>35914461
>virgin
>christian
>atleast sorta qt
>not fat

>>35914461
>smells good
>smiles easily
>doesn't wear pajamas outside (active wear included)

>kind
>empathetic
>funny
>loves animals
>playful
>has interests and hobbies of her own that she's passionate about and happy to introduce her partner to
>doesn't drink
>doesn't do any non-weed drugs (weed isn't a green flag but also isn't much of a red flag)
>lovey dovey as fuck
>doesn't have a bunch of casual sex when she's single
>cares about politics but doesn't lose respect for people with different views
>wants an equal relationship

>>35915326
So youd rather her smoke weed than drink wine?

>>35914461

> shy and introverted
> smart, calm, sensible, and responsible
> no tattoos or piercings
> virgin, very cautious about guys
> doesn't flirt
> no makeup, plain dress
> self-confident
> easygoing, doesn't whine or complain
> is good at something

>>35915421
A bit of wine every now and then wouldn't be bad desu. But the type of shit that gets you wasted? No thanks.

>>35915530
Ok i agree with you there. Huge difference between a glass with dinner vs binge drinking 2 bottles on the weekend.

>>35915326
That gf would be top qt tier tbqh

>>35914461
>Pays half the bill
>Would rather stay at home than party, has day hobbies not just getting drunk
>Good family
>Good relationship with her mother
>Good friends
>Not a lot of ex boyfriend's
>An actual career
>An actual job in said career
>Said job is neither too demanding nor too little demanding
>Doesn't do drugs
>Doesn't get involved in social issues
>Doesn't die her hair

>Petite
>conservative values, especially family-related ones
>few/no male friends
>few/no ex's
>sober, occasional alcohol/weed is OK, but not to excess
>has interests beyond TV and gossip
>can do this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490631865117.webm

>crooked teeth
>knows how to garden
>is an omnivore
>can turn a wrench
>isn't afraid to say what's on her mind
>knows how to communicate in bed using words
>has siblings close to their age
>high school diploma
>owns at least one maxi skirt
>has at least 3 long term relationships behind her
>watched animu at some point
>is slightly overweight but unhappy about it
>wears jeans most of the time
>likes cats
>owns a pair of steel toed boots
>knows how to cook using a recipe
>car isn't a fucking mess
>divorced parents

Definitely not the pure virgin qt most of /r9k/ thinks exists.
>inb4 someone gets assranched because I'm not in direct competition with them

>>35915703
>can do this
>no exes
Doubt.

>>35915943
She can practice on me.

>>35915896
Im not calling you out but is this a joke?

>>35914461
>likes children/animals
>is a hard worker
>has a distinctive laugh
>knows how to cook
>has some sort of passion/goals
>good relationship with parents
>natural hair
>exists

>>35915998
If he just said
>>has at least 3 long term relationships behind her
>divorced parents
then I'd think so but most of it seems legit, just niche.

>>35916042
Its just so insanely specific and niche.
>Must have broken at least one finger in her life
>likes mustard on hotdogs not ketchup
>favorite skittle is blue
>ties left shoe first then right shoe
>can hold her breath for exactly 68 seconds

The absolutely #1 most important one that 99% of girls fail is thus; doesn't have sex with people who aren't her boyfriend.

>Conservative
>Not a homewrecker
>Not a skank
>Loves you like you're the only guy in the world
>Understands why I'm so busy
>Good with kids
>Good with pets

>>35916090
kek, though a lot of what he's saying can be summed up with bigger ideas

Like
>Not shy of physical labor
>Conservative, honest and upfront
>Experienced with people and people problems
>Relates to me
>Has [insert physical trait]
Covers most of what he's saying.

>>35916253
Youre assuming he isnt autistic enough to be that specific though.

>Wants me

Tfw so hungry for love i fall for any slut who physically gives me the time of day

>>35915998
>>35916042
>>35916090
>>35916253
>>35916327
It's all pretty niche, and I am pretty autistic. I just cherrypicked positive traits that were common in past relationships, and a few opposites of red flags as well.

>>35916358
I felt the same until I found one that wanted me to an insane degree, but was otherwise just a collection of red flags.

doesn't mean I'm not fucking her all weekend