>losing in chess >logout

>>35914429

>Raise the stakes to ludicrous amounts in backgammon, then logout if my opponent doesn't concede

Anyone who sucks at chess, want to play chess? I only know the rules. Don't know those neat tricks and strats.

i can almost see the canadian flag attached to this post

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>>35914429
>boxing in the gym
>get beat up a lot, about to be knocked down
>jump out of the ring and run away

>>35914429
You are the worst type of person. Just resign and save me time.

>>35914487
yeah sure, let's do it

ps i suck too

https://lichess.org/nIEDFyns

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>>35914429
>playing online chess
>keep using the stock "It's your turn!" phrase to opponent
>it's my turn

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>>35914429
>losing in monopoly
>declare a communist revolution

>not popular in high school

>initiate a mass shooting

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>playing real chess with a friend
>start losing
>"accidentaly" knock over the pieces and apologize
>suggest we do something else instead

too bad he didn't think three steps ahead

>>35914508
well that was an autism

lets try that again

https://lichess.org/T84dh5C6

someone 1v1 im sort of noob

>Log in to Yahoo! Games
>Opponent keeps bugging me to make my move
>"MOVE! MOOOOOVE!!!"
>Opponent takes over 10 minutes on average to make their move
>They leave the game if I don't make a move within 10 seconds

No wonder Yahoo shut down the service.

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>>35914504
>Just resign

no

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>losing in a board game
>flip the board and start screaming like an autistic maniac

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>>35914429
>start a chess game
>simultaneous start a game against the computer and mimic my opponents moves

>losing in yahoo pool
>stop making moves
>opponent gets pissed and starts sending me nasty messages
>tell him I set the lobby to have no timeout
>he eventually quits giving me the win

>>35914653
I used to like using that. It was all done in java. Unfortunately very easy for aimbots in games like pool. I remember msn zone also.

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>losing in bowling
>pull out my weighted ball and start roflrolling my dumb mom

>>35914429
You've got to loose, before you win, anons.. I thought I taught you better than this.

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>playing chess
>opponent hangs mate in 1
>let my clock run down to 0.1 and then checkmate them

>>35915227
play against me pls, what's your user name?

I was autistically playing it multiple hours a day about a year ago. Never got that good at it though.

Someone play me:
https://lichess.org/5xGapIxQ

>>35914429
>Looking for other people to play card games with
>Stranger #37475 has connected
>Hey how old are you?
>Send me a picture of your dick

>>35915239
NO

I TOLD YOU NO, I TOLD YOU NO.

>>35914429
>cookies
>computer asks u would u like to continue this game

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>>35915257
l just quit

anyone wanna play?
https://lichess.org/2SP1QAxF

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>>35915499
whoever quit on me can go fuck themselves

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>go on /pol/
>shill for obama in trump threads
>shill for trump in leftist threads
who /scorched earth/ here?

https://lichess.org/joWMvDR4

>>35915887
hi anon i stomped you