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BNP edition
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getting a bit tired of posting on /brit/

looks like i'm back with you lads
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Check out this medical pepe
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the more and more time goes on I think i'm never going to be content with life and will end up going nuclear so I will at least be remembered for a while and it would have probably happened already if firearms were easily obtainable here
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girls feet smelly dead skin rotting smell
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>Post serious discussion on /pol/
>Zero replies
>DRUMPF BTFO, HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER, WTF I HATE WHITE PEOPLE NOW
>Instant 300 replies


Why do people always fall for such obvious threads?
And there's always about 16 threads on the same bait topic.
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>>35912162
/pol/ is a complete shitshow these days lad

>>35912160
>going nuclear
STANDING
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>>35912126
They spend too much time on /pol/ and are constantly on edge and on the look out for any easy release than a serious discussion. What was your thread about lad?
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>>35912161
Stop listing my fetishes
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>>35912049
Not even patriotic but I love me some brit pepes. Hope we get a great deal so the smugness is justified.
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>>35912158
Thats wonderful lad. Saved.
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>>35912160

Although I strongly advise against this, if it ever were to happen, you can't trust that I'll give your memory alive for years

I've got a proven track record for these things
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>tfw dad raised me so my views would align with groups like EDL, UKIP, BF and BNP
>im mixed race so i would never be able to be a part of any of these

t-thanks dad
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>>35912187
That's fine, lad. Just post more
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>>35912167
here have another one lad
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>>35912198
Your dad is a top lad to mess with you like that, lad.
What mix are you?
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>>35912198
is your dad white?
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British Nationalist
Pepe
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>tfw I'll never fug a zombie
>tfw I'll never fug Mado
Post waifus
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>>35912198


What mix are you, what are your parents ethnically?
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>>35912198
Basically the same lad haha what fun.
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>>35911897
stop being a bully. everyone here is kind of awkward thats why were here. its not like im illegible.
>>35911926
NEET. i live with my gramma. people have always said im kind of special i think im on the spectrum.
>>35911932
>>35911962
...heheheheh just enjoy ur lil moment it while it lasts memers...
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>>35912192
I keep fantasizing about it, I'd create lots of videos and secret writings so there is a lot of lore to collect for people like you
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Post obscure Pepes
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>>35912222
>>35912224
>>35912237
white male/black female, northern irish/black american
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>>35912198
your dad sounds like a self hating race traitor tbqh
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>>35912175
>>35912175
>/pol/ is a complete shitshow these days lad

pol has always been a little bit shit, but there was room for serious discussion. Since late 2015 it's been beyond saving. It's become the new go-to for newfags.

It's become the new /b/
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>>35912228
Snek

>>35912227
These Pepes are excellent
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>>35912268
Your dad is a top lad. Know how he feels too. I've got right wing views but I have that jungle fever
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maybe i'll actually watch a movie or something tonight and not fall asleep and sleep for 14hours

at least my rice cooker might come tommorow, hope it doesn't let me down
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>>35912252

You're so fucking based anon, I wouldn't want to encourage a potential mass killer, but I'm salivating at the thought of that
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>>35912198
You know your dad?
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>>35912175
ON THE EDGE, OF THE CRATER
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>>35912228
>tfw I'll never a spider girl
>tfw I'll never fuck Rachnera
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>>35912263
is this obscure enough
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>>35912301
His dad is white. What do you expect? Him to be a lazy waste of space?
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>>35912329
>is this obscure enough
No
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c5_1394377102
who else can relate to this
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>>35912250
I only pick on you because you can't spell or punctuate.
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>>35912268

Most of the BNP lot would have liked you desu, we only really hated pakis, and the obvious wannabe gansgta type niggers.

We had a few non-white members in our branch
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>>35912343
I want to fuck Bjork but I'm not that extreme
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>>35912330
He relaxes around blacks, so yes
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I'm supposed to be /britfeel/'s token minority REEEEEEE
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Hello lads

Few tins tonight

What you all doing?
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>>35912392
there is more than just you and me here desu mate
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>>35912397

Trying to preach British Nationalism to a group of robots at 0:50am
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>>35912397
>tfw abstaining from alcohol so I can't have a couple of tinies
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>>35912397
>Few tins tonight

How many is a few? On my 4th and final John Smiths, it's got me on the ropes.
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>>35912198
>dad raised me so my views would align with groups like EDL, UKIP, BF and BNP
>he fucked and impregnated a black lady

Kinda not surprised considering I saw pictures of a /pol/ meetup and most of them weren't white.
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kek at the lyrics to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWjNFC-FinU
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>>35912397
Drinking and listening to Kanye West because I'm off work until Tuesday.
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>>35912434
Approximatly 7, on my fifth.
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>>35912421
>tfw jut finished my bottle of wine and its not enough to block out the feels
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>>35912416
why should I embrace nationalism?
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>>35912397
Listening to this huwite male.
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Way too many darkies in here. No wonder the place is going to shit
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>>35912263
>tfw when I made this helper

and this one
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>>35912453

I'm not actually trying to preach nationalism lad. I try to leave /pol/ in /pol/
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>>35912228
don't zombies try kill humans. won't it be a bit hard to fuck 1. you'd have to tie 1 up 1st.
>>35912287
why you posting my waifu?
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>>35912466
Here's a nice pic of your waifu lad
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>>35912464
I don't get this Pepe

>>35912466
>why you posting my waifu?
more than enough Miia to go around
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>>35912464
Describe the story it's based around and I'll believe you
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>>35912263
Only east london lads will get this
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>>35912507
>live in east london
>don't get it
What's it supposed to mean?
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>>35912397
prostituting myself to a man thats probly as old as my dad
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>>35912439
Lily Allen is a mess

SAD!
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>>35912507
Is that the one in Clapton Pond?
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>>35912497
Might have been drunk when I made it but IIRC some lad was sneaking snacks and hiding from his mummy

but here's actual proof
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31 YO LOSER

I REEEEQUIRE A GIRLFRIEND A GIRLFRIEND IS A reeeeeeeeeeQUIREMENT AT 31 YEARS OLS KILL ME
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>>35912507

I have been to that specific store and I don't get this meme, although I'm not actually from East London
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So, who in this thread has finished college?
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>>35912397
About to take my steroid injection
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>>35912524
i'll pay you double to slob my knob
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>>35912466
For me it's more a case of, if I'm ever getting attacked by a female zombie, I'll try to put my peener in her vagoo. But zombies aren't real, so that would never happen.
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>>35912539
Close, very close, but nah it's the Haggerston one. aka worst tesco ever

http://haggerston-tescos.tumblr.com

You ever been to the pond one?
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>>35912544
Hmmm, It was in the middle of the day when I first saw it. Right after it happened. I'm disappointed you don't remember a classic story
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>>35912546
30 yr old here. Why havent you accepted girls are a meme and stopped caring?
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went to maccies today, and there was a racing gang there of about 20 people. me and the lads call them the need for speed crew. they are essentially a bunch of chavs that always drag race with eachother.
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>>35912562
I finished college, went to uni for 5 years and fucked it up, and I'm going to go to college again

get hype
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>>35912577
Yeah I lived there for a time dealer anon here if anyone cares/remembers
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>>35912580
What was the actual story lad? was I not right? I mean I literally have a PSD of the event so it must have been good.
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>>35912562
finished that 3 years ago

graduating from uni soon
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>>35912562
Here lad, meant to be in uni this year but I changed my mind on which one I wanted to go to

>nothing to do for a year
>fell for the backpacking meme
>go travelling for 4 months
>lose virginity, make friends, go to some aussie house parties and clubs pretty much every night
>become normie
>run out of money so come home early
>back to being friendless and posting in /r9k/ everyday

such is life
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>>35912594
Ahh though so, wondered if a third clapton lad existed
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>>35912584
Girls are nice and i want to fug them hard. I take it you are a gay man.
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>>35912611
get out you disgusting lucky faggot that I envy greatly
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>>35912615
Nope pretty straight. Everytime I actualy spend time with a girl I feel like my soul is being suffocated and I want to run away.
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>>35912485
>I don't get this Pepe
It's not pepe it's Help Helper, and he's smug
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Who /racist/ here?
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>>35912611
>become a normie
you never belonged here
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>>35912562
Finished college with adequate A-Levels. Went to uni and almost died but graduated with an ordinary degree. Had a deadend job for two years then finally got a decent job related to my degree.
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>>35912638
You're spending time with the wrong girls. However they are a diamond in the rough, just got to find em like me.
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spent 20 quid on clips4sale
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>>35912668
>finally got a decent job related to my degree.

What do you call a decent job please.
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>tfw go to an ex-poly
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>>35912669
It's more about me than them desu. Dont enjoy people in general.
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Half Northern Irish/black anon

Are you a wagie/student? How old are you?
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>>35912694
>spent 20 quid on clips4sale
What did you buy?
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>>35912706
>Half Northern Irish/black anon

So full black?
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who /don'tevenhaveGCSES/ here?
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>>35912696
I got a compsci degree and somehow got a programming job. Pay isn't the best as I'm in a junior role in the North but I like the job for the most part.
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>>35912703
I have no clue what this means, lad
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>>35912694
Fuck lad I'm so tempted sometimes, if they accepted BTC I'd definitely have spent loads there
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>>35912703
>tfw you go to an ex-poly with low standards so firsts are easy to get
>tfw I'll have an easier time getting on a good masters degree than others
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>>35912721
Not full black. Just full nigger
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>>35912714
3 clips of this big titted latin chick who looks like salma hayek giving oily handjobs.
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>>35912568
i literally wud. youre probably more fun to talk to and your a robot so i know ur too beta to rape me.
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>>35912722
>Did bad at my GCSEs
>Did well at uni
>If I get CVs where they boast about GCSEs they go right to the no pile

Fuck off living off the """"achievements"""" of your 15 year old self 10-20 years later
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>>35912733
is that true? i thought they'd still prefer russell group unis

anyway, doubt i'll do a masters. might just go neet forever
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>tfw dropped out of a lower tier uni
This is truly the worst education feel ever, forever a mark of shame over my dead years of failure
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>>35912630
sorry lad I didn't mean to come off as a smug faggot
>>35912666
but this is the only place I know lad
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>>35912767
A first is a first, doesn't matter where you get it from, lad.
Hopefully I can get into somewhere nice like LSE.
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Gonna have a cheeky wank lads.
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>tfw you're racist and have a black gf
>your son will end up posting in /britfeel/ as 'token minority
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>>35912861
To what? It better not be gay, lad
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>>35912733
>tfw went to Swansea, graduated with a first in engineering

Pretty much true what you say. Swansea's not an ex-poly however it's certainly nowhere near the best uni. Best advice is keep it simple stupid, go to a lesser uni, BTFO uni snobs that fail and end up with F-all and make life as easy for yourself as possible. BTW my post is not very coherent as i;m eating tendies,
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>>35912865
why are you racist?

ori ori ori
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>>35912869
It's extremely ungay lad
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>>35912762
Fuck. People like you are the worst. You let your bitterness get to you that badly.

I can't wait for it all to be brain scan intelligence tests. A good full hand of GCSEs is more impressive than a bachelors degree (especially if you're not stem). The further you go into education the smaller the competition pool after all even if that pool is (in theory only) the top of the earlier pools.

>>35912803
I wish that was true. My first employer straight up told me that i was employed because of the name of Primary School and the fact there was a mix up with what high school i went to. If they knew properly i wouldn't have got the job and it was fucking fruit stacking. Grades are worthless it's where you went and who you know.

Degrees are just like trades really. They're specialist knowledge for that one task. Anyone can get a random degree.
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>>35912893

Because I've lived in a paki filled area
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>>35912917
how was it? tell me the details.
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would you fuck a qt boy while he wore this skirt
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>>35912803
well good luck.

i've still got no idea what to do when i graduate
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>>35912908
So what's your degree then lad
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>>35912865
Lucky bugger
>tfw no black gf to hate pakis with
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>>35912865
if you're racist, how did you get a black gf
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Who /mentally ill/ here?
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need to fuck woman bad, she need to be thiccc as well

>tfw no woman to fuck

kill me
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>>35912908
>A good full hand of GCSEs is more impressive than a bachelors degree
it's really not mate
I actually screen STEMfags
Putting GCSEs on an adult CV is pathetic and says a lot about an applicant
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>>35912981
autism. unwilling to let go of ideology.
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>home from uni for 3 weeks tomorrow
excited that I can pretend to be neet again for a little while lads
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>>35912976
You posted this abomination before and some cheeky anon found a gollywog that looked almost identical
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>>35913113
You know what fuck it I agree with you.

It's just so frustrating what a waste of time it all is.
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>>35912865

BNP lad here, I had 2 black women into my over the years, turned the first down but gf'd the second one for a while, but we eventually split up
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>>35913125
why does it matter? people grow and learn from their mistakes. see it as a lesson and move on
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>>35913081
>Who /mentally ill/ here?
Yup, BPD here.
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>if I get a job I'll be getting less money than I am now without a job
>I'll also have to work

Where did it all go so wrong? What can you even do.

Thinking about joining the army as a way to solve the rent problem so I can actually earn money and save up, nothing else makes sense because I'll be living on the edge of fucking poverty with a job.

I bet the army would turn me down because I'm too fat and lazy anyway
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>>35913224
The RAF is less likely too.

Best bet is the Navy.
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>>35913177
Why does it matter that there's overtly criminal negroids and pakis in your country? Move on
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>>35913172
>It's just so frustrating what a waste of time it all is.
Completely agree lad. but you know we've gotta make a living.
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>tfw a video editing position actually replied back to you
>the next stage of the process is to make something funny and relevant to current news
>decided to make a mashup video of Theresa May singing the "reposted in the wrong neighbourhood" song
>tfw I can't even write any lyrics to that shit

So "Two to the One, from One to the Three. We're going to leave the EU, that's what we agreed."

Please help.
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>>35913170
i can tell youre physically attractive by the way you type.
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>tfw no negress gf

unoringial kek
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>>35913170
I like Golliwogs to be fair
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>>35913173
interesting how people with extreme political views often hold secrets that contradict their beliefs
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>Aventus Creed

It is a literal fucking meme. Do NOT waste your money.
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>>35913329
I know how you feel, lad
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>>35913296
Take the Boss of the Gym video, but superimpose May's head on Billy Herrington and Nicola Sturgeon's on Van Darkholm
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>>35913224
>tfw can't even join the military (probably) because I take SSRIs
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>>35913344
is that related to assassin's creed?

>>35913345
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I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN WITH ME AND THE GIRL FROM CLAPHAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQciegmLPAo
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>>35913329
Me too.

>>35913330
>>35913345
dayyyyyyyymn, would seed that black cunt
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>>35913303
Flattery will get you everywhere
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wait why am i able to sometimes post sooner than the 60 second cooldown?
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>>35913333
>Secrets
Major implication there.

Stop falling for your childhood conditioning. Not all homophobes are in the closet. Grow up and try to think rationally.
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>>35913389

its 30 if you include and image
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>>35913368
>is that related to assassin's creed?

No it's an aftershave that costs 250 bquid per bottle which normies RAVE about.
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>>35913400
been on here for years and only just realised that

christ
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>>35913333

this anon>>35913395 is right. It's not that common, but things always happen from time to time
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>>35913406
kek, why the fuck do people spend so much money on shit like that?
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>>35913406
Robots should smell of b.o, cum, piss and skunk
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>>35913442
I only purchased a 5ml sample of it to see if the hype was valid.

>>35913460
I'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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>>35913460
I smell nice and clean
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>>35913378
I would too
>tfw no ghetto tier black gf
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>>35913442
It gets them laid in the right circumstances.

Or it gives them an achievable way to feel like they're taking major strides to get laid. Normies are often far more desperate than robots afterall.
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>Go for a piss
>Feel a little turtle peekin out me bum
>Guess I'll sit and see if anything happens
>Two full sized logs come tunneling out

Blimey talk about a surprise
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>>35913543
>tfw every time i finish pissing and pull pants back up a bit of piss comes out
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>>35912594
Big boi 2oz of drone a week!
>if anybody remembers
Big boi!!!
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>>35913548

every

fucking
>this is original
time
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girlfriend broke up with me today, according to her I'm attracted to children and it's creepy because I have photos of asian girls on my computer. It was a wild argument and now I'm drinking shitty tesco own brand whiskey and coke. It hasn't really sank in she broke up with me yet but I'm expecting the alcohol to bring the emotions out.
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>>35913657
>girlfriend broke up with me today
Good
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>>35913657

Can't blame her for leaving a weeb/nonce really
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>>35912760
alright you slag give me your kik or something

I'm not even joking pls talk to me
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>>35912976
my gf is white shes slept with niggers in the past I constantly put her down for it and guilt feel her, as a result she buys me lots of cocaine its pretty good man.
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some shady guy is giving me 73 2mg xanax bars tomorrow. really don't know what the fuck to do with them. i can't take them or i'll get addicted but i don't want to get into selling drugs.
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Wondering where the /goodfellas/ poster is?
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>>35913657
lol sounds like a proper roastie ngl
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>>35913548
I usually milk my dick to get the remaining piss to the hole, then squeeze the dick head to open the hole and use paper to blot up the piss

obviously I can't do that at a urinal, but that's true luxury. I feel dirty if I don't do it now
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>>35912760
im a robot and i would rape anything weaker than me as long as i knew i could get away with it
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>>35913750

Probably getting over the fact that half of britfeel has been banging his sister
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>>35913657
you'll soon realise you only cared about her because you got poon regularly

enjoy living in our world now fuckface
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>>35913671
not him but you're a jealous bitter cunt, lad. its no wonder you're a virgin.
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>>35913657
yeah man roasties fucking hate qt east asian women
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>>35913821
>not him
Don't buy that
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>>35913748
What the fuck, why is that happening? Where do you live I might buy them off you.
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>>35913808
It wasn't the poon it was more she was the only girl to fill the cold dark void in my life and I was sick of the depression and loneliness, not that having a gf cured my depression like I thought it would
>>35913821
fuck off lad he's right, I respected all her shitty interests and this one thing causes her to go in a fit of rage
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>>35913821

I doubt he is a virgin, I'm not and I agree with him
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>>35913856
>I doubt he is a virgin
funny
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fell in love with a random Moldovan girl lads

what do?
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>>35913848
How would you feel if she had a hard drive full of blacked porn?
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>>35913848

Women want men, not little faggots into anime
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>>35913866
He is right. I fucked a fatty
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>>35913866

Maybe he is, maybe he isnt, you've no way of knowing

>>35913880
I wouldn't be surprised if she did
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>>35913880
Can't really judge her because I'm into japs but I don't wank exclusively to asian girls, if she got off to just black people I'd question it
>>35913887
My room is filled with figures and posters, it's her fault for dating me then, I wasn't exactly hiding that shit
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>>35913899
what the fuck is happening to brit/feel/ these days? it's more likely you're talking to a non-virgin than a virgin

the whole point of r9k is to avoid this plague and yet they've shat up yet another general
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>>35913844
i usually buy 10 for 25 pounds from him but on wednesday i bought just 5 for 25 pound. now he's saying he'll give me 65 on friday for 25 pounds and i'm getting another 8 for 20 pounds from someone else and i'm meant to pay the guy giving me the 65 100 pound in like 3 weeks when he gets back from holiday. i live near manchester.
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>>35913913

>has anime figureines
>"Can't judge her if she hypothetically likes blacked.com"

How fucking beta can one guy get
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>>35913875
fucking nora

she seems like she doesn't mind you sperging out so the signs are good mate
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>>35913938
What am I meant to do, be a hypocritical cunt and kick off for doing basically the same thing as me?
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>>35913921

We've been through this before in previous threads, /britfeel/ is where the normal, non-virgin types goes to escape the virgin manchild faggots of /r9k/
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>>35913848
>>35913856
>>35913842

he wasnt saying "good" because you are better off with out her. He said it because he is glad you dont have something he believe he cant achieve.

people like him are pathetic
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>>35913955

It's so fucking obvious why she left you, sort yourself out
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>>35913936
Why cant you just say 'thanks too much xanax for me mate'? I would buy them for that price desu so it's a no from me.
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>>35913989
why do women even bother with him in the first place?
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>>35913973

I'm on his ex gf's side desu. I can't blame her for milking him dry, I would have done the same if I were a woman
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>>35913989
>be baited into a hypothetical situation where if I say I disagreed hurr I'm a hypocrite
>agree with it and I'm apparently a beta

very nice
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>>35913993
because i really like xanax and i only have 4 left. i think i might already be addicted. i don't know. i'm contemplating just taking them all and not paying him since he doesn't know anyone i know and doesn't know where i live.
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>>35914011

Good question, he was probably offering her a place to stay, or buying her shit.
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why doesn't the government just provide jobs to NEETs like FDR's New Deal lads
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>>35914024

>unironically wouldn't be bothered if his gf has a HD full of blacked.com
>Surprised why his gf left such an incredibly beta man
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>>35913938
>Going on about blacked
>Calling people beta

How fucking beta can one guy get
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>>35914034
That's definitely the kinda thing I would do when I was benzos all the time. What happens when you want more and he's the only one selling though?
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Do you reckon tyrone has anime figurines all over the place?
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>>35914056
Obviously I'd be bothered but I wouldn't break up with her for it or else I'd be a hypocrite
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>>35914089

>gf spends her time on blacked.com
>bf doesn't do anything about it
>acts passively agressive about it
>confides in his anime figures
>gf goes off to fuck tyrone
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>>35914082
having anime figures is only weird because of the people it is associated with. if it was a normie thing, women wouldent care.
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>>35914072
i hadn't even thought of that

fuck it i'm just going to go for it and live in the moment for the next 2-3 weeks and not think about it.
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>>35914109
Literally a made up situation lad, not sure why you're so adamant on blacked you seem to be projecting a little.

>confides in his anime figures
Yes I'm going to give up my hobbies for a girl, fuck that
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>>35913973
I didn't say good because he has a girlfriend. I said good because he's a borderline normie who probably comes on here to act like he's a robot
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>>35914118

>gf leaves you for having asian girls on your computer
>you wouldn't leave her for having a HD full of blacked
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>>35914132

>collects anime figureines

Do you have any self respect at all?
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>>35914171
>he says while posting on /r9k/

lad come on, this is getting a bit sad
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Whenever i think of doing something with myself i just eventually get reminded of what kind of people im sharing this planet with and i just feel like being self destructive and useless out of spite.

We're not allowed to truly be men anymore so what's the fucking point?
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>>35914135
you just contradicted yourself.

>i didnt say it because he has a gf
>i hate him because he has a gf and comes on here

he obviously isnt a normie. he has fucking anime figures all over the place. the reason his gf left him is because he isnt a normie.
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>>35914141
im not him, ya soft cunt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtKeWhVuVZo

WE
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>tfw I asked the blacked question and havent commented since
Great show lads.
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>insecure little white bois get this upset over girls watching interracial porn

kek
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>>35914194
you were going somewhere with the first part and then you came with the cringey roosh v shit
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>>35914193

Loads of mentally healthy normal productive people post on r9k, can't say the same for '''men''' who collect anime figurines
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>>35914293
>make up a whole situation about my gf leaving me over jap girls because I'm bored
>derails the whole thread

too ez
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I love council state aesthetics. There's something about these blocky red / brown brick houses that I find comfy, and the odd overgrown garden here and there, with broken fences

Shame about the cunts who populate them
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>>35914317
>Loads of mentally healthy normal productive people
I think 'loads' might be an exaggeration.
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>>35914268
WUZ GERMAN COMPOSERS N SHEIT
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>>35914325

does your local estate have a house with speedboat on a trailer in the drive? mine has 2
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>>35914359
Of course

And the scrapyard in the front garden with the car on bricks with no wheels
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>>35914302
I don't know who Roosh V is but ill look it up.

Honestly though it's been made clear that the way society is moving, the general public is just going to keep ostracizing white men further and further and blaming us for everything.

I can spend my entire life fighting against the grain or just refuse to participate and let them all get fucked, but then thats like cutting off your nose to spite your face i guess.
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>>35914384

and dozens of knackered trampolines
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>>35914325
i absolutely hate it. having awareness and being brought up on a council estate is mental exhaustion. chavs are the worst thing about it though.
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>>35914359
>tfw live in a sort of upper class of council estates

glorious DLA life, go 2 streets down though and it's all that.

>garden with a mattress on the drive
>one with a smashed CRT TV
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>>35914396
And the seashell sandpit/paddling pool

Just found this. Couldn't be more stereotypical if you tried. All it's missing is the kid running around in a nappy
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>>35914325
>>35914359
>>35914384
>>35914396
>>35914428
>>35914451
All too real lads, what makes them all similar

unless we all live on the same estate
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>>35914387
literally i cant even believe this is something anyone is concerned about. its like talking to a schizo or someone whos joined a cult.
get off the internet senpai.
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Us council estate robots didn't stand a fucking chance.
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>>35913875
You're in there lad. Go for it
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>>35914535
>tfw got move to a council house because my brother had epilepsy
Thank you God you cruel bastard.
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>>35914524
>get off the internet

and do what?
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>>35914535
true. do you think its because we never went outside for fear of the chavs? i went out quite a lot when i was younger but my confidence got fucked with and i eventually become sociall retarded because of the chavs in my school and estate
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>>35914503
ey you, not seen ya roun' ere before, you new?

got ne fags?
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>>35914606
Right mate be real with me, is this in the North East? I'm sure I've been here
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>>35912096
What sites do you guys use to look for jobs or volunteering?
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>>35914652

what sort of volunteering? go down to your local british heart foundation and move shitty couches for 8 hours a day if you want, thats where the dole sent me
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>>35914606
pretty glad im not from the north desu the estates up there are scary
our chavvies down in zumurrrrzet are just cheeky tracksuit wearing bumpkins
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>>35914627
Nah, it's North West. It's just a very very typical council estate that sprang up in the 60s or something
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>>35914686
the chavs on my estate are starting to get guns, and most of them have knives.
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this is what its like round my way, 4 year olds with rifles
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>>35914686
Happiest times of my life where on that estate and nearby. It's been 20 years and it hasn't changed except less boarded up windows and some for sale signs (60 grand for a 2 bed)

Of course, these types of chavs won't threaten you when you're like 9 years old so you can do what you want

They'd beat the shit out of me now though just to steal my shitty casio watch
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>>35914761
blimey lad. how do you survive
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>>35914797

they normally dont bother with people like me, they are too busy fighting the rival local gang
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>>35914761
looks dangerous lad, mine is just a couple kids with a presumably stolen wheelchair
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>>35914846
Of course, another council estate trope

The shopping trolleys
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every estate had a paedo as well
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>>35914932
Or someone everyone assumed was a paedo

Mine had a literal dog fucker. His mugshot in the paper had his face bruised. Locals obviously kicked his head in
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>>35914946
Fucking kek reminds me mine had a man in the paper that was arrested for going 120mph to get home before his mcdonalds got cold
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>>35914932
>>35914946

ours drives a bright yellow transit van, nothing like being inconspicuous
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>>35914946
Just remembered mine had a weird looking guy who would give young girls rides in his muscle car
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wish i was joking lads
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>>35915043
What a plank

20 weeks is harsh though. Must have previous
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>>35915043

not as bad as a bloke who shagged a post box in the middle of the afternoon, that trended nationwide
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>tfw fall in love with a girl you see on google maps

the guy in yellow looks a bit shady
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>>35915139
she looks polish
anyone else notice eastern euro chicks rly like slazzy black + pink trainers. umbro as well.
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>>35915139
Is that a white newsagents? Don't see that often

And I can't get the same streetview image as you
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>>35915182
change the date to 2012 lad, yeah that white place is still open. Theres also another cute girl around the corner
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fireworks for sale year round outside the local ped shop here
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>>35915233
you lot have some low standards dont you
theres nothing cute about either of those like 5/10 max
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>>35915282
There's literally no way of knowing because of blurry faces

But at least our standards are still female, so it's not all bad
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>>35915311
girl on right has a saggy ass and girl on left has chubby thighs
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'Ellow 'ansome, al giv ya a blowie round the corner for a tab'
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>>35915311
theyre both out of shape. wearing cheap clothes. one on the right has a bad dye job. looks about 40. you kno she has a smeggy fanny as well. and the girl on the left looks like a polish girl i worked with so i dont like her.
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>>35915276
>>35915419
>tfw will never truly relate to these feels
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>>35915454
What do you mean lad? You never seen a cheeky handjob on the street corner?
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G-guess it's time to go to bed. Yay I love sleep so much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-zyKftkCl0

Kay uploading at 3.30am like a mad woman.
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>>35915865
>Kay calling out the poster that's claiming to sell knockoff shirts

fucking kek
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>>35915730

I recognise manchester anywhere, near Piccadilly train station.
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I'll take depressing council estates for 10 points.
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>tfw car crash fetish
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>>35916336
here lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FXBapfLsM
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>>35916175
looks shit lad, why is it so derelict
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>tfw listening to aussie music and craving tinnies
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>>35916452
probably is. notice the solar panels on those worthless houses? probably a dodgy owner stealing gov't grants.
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>>35916442
shit crash mate


this is more like it
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37d_1467343774
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a7_1460949004
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f11_1481315220
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5am lads

dubs I hang myself
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>>35916569
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37d_1467343774
Holy fuck lads, don't click that
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>>35916821
You made me click it cheers lad

>tfw not even phased by it
Didn't really believe in the whole movies and video games desensitize you meme until now
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>tfw just cummed thinking about my oneitis and now im sad bc i wont ever see him agen
why cant i just be a anime
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>>35917199
You'd be the chubby character with round glasses and buck teeth
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>>35917199
Fuck off with your shit posts, you literally said in the other thread you weren't gay and weren't sexually attracted to men you'd see in the street.
You even blamed him for you running away all the time.
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>tfw oneitis is in these threads
im pathetic
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>>35917614
Is it me, lad? Just so you know I'll be doing the bumming
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>Haven't touched an energy drink since crunch time in sixth form
>Been years
>Pick up a pair of Monsters for the hell of it
>Drink both
>Fingers moving lightning fast, super alert

Fuck I missed this, so much cheaper than cocaine
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>upgrade to latest edition of music software
>half of my cracked plug-ins won't work out of demo mode now
Guess I'll just have to stick to the past, I can't redownload 180gb of stuff to try and reinstall to fix this
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>>35917304
if that was true id be happy with my doujins</3
>>35917523
i didnt say i wasnt attracted to men? lol ive known i was attracted to the same gender since i was like 10/11. + the guy im crushing on now is manly as shiet...beard and muscles and just rly charming. what i was talking about was male vs female sexuality. males are visually stimulated whether they are hetereosexual or homosexual and they are turned on by the same areas (ass / genitals / thighs / chest) where as females are turned on by psychological prompts. i was just saying i relate a lot more to female sexuality than i do to how most gay men experience sexuality. thats why i dont rly relate to gay relationships in general. and obviously i dont blame him for me being cray-cray thats my fault. but if he did want me..which i think he did at one point...then he should have been more firm with me. bc i obviously dont know what i want. it doesnt matter. shoudnt even be thinking about him. hes probly fucking that other bitch right now desu.
>>35917614
fake news
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>oneitis cucked me for a girl
>walking home after a 12 hour day stuck in the same lecture rooms as both of them
>did shit on an exam too
>depressed
>last street from house
>see some woman completely naked in her living room with the curtains open
>she's rubbing lotion on her tits
>watched for a bit
>she catches my eye
>panic
>rush home
Anybody else see anything interesting on the way home?
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>hosptial in 2 hours
I hate hospitals, it's the smell
and the people buying lattes in the foyer
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so after three days without electric I am back. Fuck you paypal
>>
>tfw up early expecting a package
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>>35918667
You're the most annoying poster I have ever seen.
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>>35920291
bad sleep cycle me
but I'm waiting for a package too that might not even come today
can't risk anyone else intercepting it though
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>>35920352
ruh roh anon, what did you buy?
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>>35920363
well it's either going to be sex toys or drugs isn't it?
>>
>>35918667
Please stop posting, go back to gamefaqs or something where you're with people who have a similar level of maturity.
>>
Morning lads. Only one more day in this shithole this week at least. Entire family is off next week though which is shit for me 'cause I won't be able to get a lift to work.
Was dreading going to this normies party tonight though but it's been cancelled as the person whos birthday it was said their anxiety was acting up or some shit. I guess theirs helped me get out of mine so not gonna complain.
Might be going the pub with some people I actually relate to which could be nice though.
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Haven't washed in days, and I have to leave the house. What am I in for, lads?
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>>35920730
>Haven't washed in days, and I have to leave the house. What am I in for, lads?
are you a neet? if so, how long have you been living the neet life for? i haven't washed in about 3 days. my record is 2 weeks when the company i worked for got liquidated. it's all good if you're not going out and meeting people.
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>>35920730
wash when you leave the house

i never wash because i never leave my room, if i do have to go out though i have a good bath + shower after to rinse off dirt with intense scrubbing though
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I see a lot of young attractive white girls with not so impressive black lads

I don't get it
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>>35920815
were white girls, dare i ask it, made for the bbc?
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>>35920789
>>35920806
I only tend to work Saturdays (not by choice) and that has sent me into a downward spiral of depression and feeling useless. I normally wash more than this but I've had a bad week.
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>>35920824
that's 1 day's work a week, how the fuck does that depress you? what kind of job is it?
>>
Last day of wageslaving before the weekend
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>>35920789
even when i was a neet i still showered every morning. i can't stand being dirty.
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>>35920864
>falling for the hygiene jew
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>>35920864
>tfw been living in filth for so long feeling clean is a horrible feeling to me
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>>35920864
I'm a wage slave and I only do it 3 times a week.
>>
Noice, got my UK and US passports renewed and have both of my new passports, I'll probably need to redo my UK one once we leave the EU though, at least I assume.
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>>35920858
I'm on call tutoring. It depresses me because I would like to do more. I expected three days a week. As it is I'm just sitting about doing fuck all wondering what I'm doing with my life. It pays about 90 quid a day. Needless to say it's not enough so I'm languishing on bennies when I'd rather be independent. Basically my boss lied about how much work he'd give me, while never letting me relax in case I'm called in a short notice. So I can't make significant plans and just sit about each day playing Dark Souls. I think I'll apply for something else.
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Dreamed about this girl at work who I've never spoken too

Imagined us hanging out but because we never interacted IRL, I couldn't imagine a conversation between us

There was a nice part though when she was lying on the sofa with her arms sticking out and I grunted indicating she should move
>>
>tfw not mature enough to post in /britfeel/
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>>35920920
I renewed my licence last week
no EU flag on it any more
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>>35920944
What do you spend your days doing at home then? Do you get out the house much?
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Around Tripfags. Never relax
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>>35921019
I'm not just a regular trip though

I'm the soul of /britfeel/
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>>35920983
I thought you were a woman?
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>>35921062
Just dreamed of being friends
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>>35921019
>tfw not an tripfag or an avatarfag only want to share my feels
>tfw everyone still hates me
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>>35920991
a lot of us are immature manchildren here, people probably dislike you for other reasons
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@35921103
You post the same tranny feels over and over again.
R9K is two thirds tranny feel threads so why don't you go to one of those you attention seeking shit.
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>>35921122
>@35921103

mate what are you doing
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Got those friday feels
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/britfeel/ coach holiday to the peak district when?
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>>35921112
yah bc they homophobic probly
>>35921122
>tfw drinking hot choccy drink
>tfw didnt stir it properly and swallow lump of cocoa
im british so by default everything i share is a brit feel
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>>35921237
as a gay, you're really not helping the 'gays are just as bad as roasties' myth
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>>35921089
Is that you poley?
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>>35921237
seriously we have loads of gays here, the reason why you have been disliked is because, and im assuming youre the person going on about how a boy didnt like you when you didnt do anything to show you liked him, you have been consistently obnoxious and any one who has voiced their dislike of you is just a big old mean bigot
>>
Should I go the library or spend all day in bed on britfeel lads?
>>
think im addicted to sticky rib pot noodle lads
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>>35921277
and when pointed out he can just post in the other tranny threads he comes up with some snarky remark when he should just fuck off
plus the >tfw people hate me posts yet he still doesn't fuck off

pure brain damaged attention seeker
>>
>>35921261
That's a myth. The reality is that gays are WORSE than roasties. The only thing even worse than gays are trannies.
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>>35921300
Do a /comfystudy/ in your room
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>>35921328
pretty much this, finding a monogamous gay is probably one of the hardest things known to man
>>
>>35921261
i-im not gay dont try and associate me with your kind scum
>>35921277
>>35921319
im just trying to make friends pls stop hating me so much i didnt even do anything im crying now.
>>
>mum has shit credit rating
>wants to finance something in my name
>says she will give me the money for it every month
>agree
>payments fall into arrears
>starting to get threatening calls and letters

hello darkness my old friend
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>>35921375
moron
originooo
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What do you think of black women?
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>>35921340
so you shit on someone in this thread who has acted civilised, then turn around and pretend to be upset at people being mean to you

showing your true colours, guess youll stick around to suck up all the attention you can like other attention whores of the thread
>>
>>35921375
you are a class A dingus. People get a shit credit rating for a reason
>>
Didn't die in my sleep again, originally.
>>
Any suggestions for a good broadband provider in northants? I just want the fastest reasonably available, but there's so little customer review sites its a fucking pain to try and decide on.
>>
>>35912096

Just burnt my finger, do you think this will permanently affect my fingerprint?
>>
>>35921434
>tfw

worst feel waking up desu
>>
Having to juggle work between the two most annoying people in the office. This is a bit shit.
>>
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>>35921393
homosexuality is not civilized.
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>>35921452
YANKS OUT

FOY
>>
>>35921340
you're so fucking annoying holy shit
>>
>>35921458

He's not a yank
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>>35921469
>civilized

Yank or americanised retard.
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>>35921387
I don't, very rarely encounter any.
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>>35912228
>get to work ten minutes late
>spend the first half hour just reading last night's britfeel

I'm a bad employee desu

>>35921228
I was in the peak district earlier this week, Bakewell to be exact. Comfy place to visit, just tea shops, old man pubs and lots of empty space for rambling.
>>
>that fat cunt on your normiebook who has just started working out and wont stop posting /fit/ memes and talking shit about people who don't go to the gym

You still start sweating when you have to walk up two sets of stairs, Jack. Wind your fucking neck in.

Is what I want to say
>>
>>35921270
Yeah

Going to work in a bit
>>
>>35921466
at least i have some significance then
>>
>>35921520
Still read your blog daily
Try not to fuck up at work too much
>>
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Going to take a week off wageslaving to play Persona 5 lads
>>
>>35921562
I kinda just want to be fired

I feel stupid and generally bad whenever I go to work and it's so time consuming, it's essentially my life, I want an out
>>
>paki shopkeeper is suspicious of you and rude when you're paying for shit even though you didn' do nuffin'
>>
>>35921437
I've you have never had your fingerprint taken before it wouldn't make a difference
>>
>>35921656

I have by the police though
>>
>in Tesco
>see their banging 10 quid meal deal for two
>main, side, desert and drink from the finest range
>imagine how good that would be to have a night in with the girlfriend
>remember I don't have a girlfriend and am reminded how I've never had one and will never do these sorts of things

The time has finally come for me to start dating outside of my race. I hear white girls are fairly easy, I will start there.
>>
Golden Wonder > Walkers
>>
>>35921437
Only if you scar it, which would take at least a second degree burn and interrupted healing.
Obscuring your fingerprint is a very difficult thing to do.
>>
>>35921687

What race are you?

unoriginal
>>
>>35921602
If you could do any job what would you want to do?
>>
>>35921700

I think it will scar, I touched the glowing red hot element in the oven.

Had my finger resting on ice for about 20 minutes though and the stinging is almost gone
>>
>>35921694
Snaktastic > Everything
>>
>>35921719
If the skin hasn't broken then your print will remain the same.
>>
>>35921700
he cud just chop the ends of his fingers off
do you think you could even do anything if you just had nubs for fingers
>>
>>35921687
>not buying a meal for two and eating it all
pleb
>>
>>35921713
Run my own business or something from home where I don't talk to anyone
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>>35921687
>see their banging 10 quid meal deal for two
>main, side, desert and drink from the finest range
>imagine how good that would be to have a night in with the girlfriend

Does anyone else feel like they are suffocating when they read this?

>Expressing love by buying some shitty 'finest' rebrand meal from a store like Tesco to sit in and watch some utter horseshit on TV designed for housewives and depressed call centre operatives.
>That is considered the special event that tops your life once every two weeks or so when your pig faced, somewhat overweight and emotionally stunted girlfriend isn't done trying to emulate an episode of coronation street in her personal life. Your fault ofc.

Cabin fever: the country.
>>
>>35921800
Why don't you do that then?
>>
>>35921809

Nothing wrong with a nice meal in with the lass
>>
literally don't want to do anything. im just vacantly staring at my computer waiting for sausage rolls to be done.
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>>35921809
>not enjoying a quiet night in now and then

What a miserable mess you are.
>>
>>35921477
Did you treat yourself to a spot of outdoor masturbation whilst rambling, I have heard it can be quite an enjoyable experience
>>
>>35921824
>>35921851
>'Nice'
>Quiet with the average 'lass'

lma0, get at me when you start living.
>>
>>35921868
That's a bit lewd anon, of course not.

I did stop to pet a pussy though
>>
>>35921809
Holy fuck, well said
>>
>>35921880
>I only browse escorts from the premium section of adultwork
>>
got a practice exam in 2 hours that I'm not ready for, don't give a shit because it's a practice but still a little nervous. Wish me luck lads
>>
>>35921891
>I only eat premium food from the rebrand freezer at tesco.

l0l
>>
Just got 2 Valle's in my captcha lads. Think I've finally made it
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>>35921908
>I've never eaten store bought food
>>
Hope the Sandwich I've got from mum today isn't shit. Already went out for lunch yesterday and don't want to over spend.
I don't like complaning though cause it is a free sandwich after all.

>>35921921
Don't you mean a Calle and Nigger.
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>>35921905
What subject? Good luck mate
>>
>>35921922
>tesco finest

l 0 l
>>
>get ready for a good old fap
>pull down the trousers and get into position and start looking things up online
>cat comes into my room and sits down next to my chair and stares at me

w-why, go away p-please
>>
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>>35921882
Oh yes it's very lewd, that is what makes it enjoyable.
I hope you was gentle while petting the pussy they're delicate things.how many fingers did you use.
>>
im bored of this general now. bye.
>>
im bored of this life now. bye
>>
just got a 2 year mining contract for ether at 4MH/s hoping it'll yield 100+(in quids) total
>>
i'm bored,i'm going for a wank. bye
>>
>>35922041
I'm bored of this dimension now. bye
>>
im tired of this world now. bye.
>>
>>35922048
Why even bother. 100 quid in 2 years?
>>
>>35922092
just done a calculator it'll make me 100 quid extra over the course of 2 year but I plan on investing 100 a month in mining contracts so I rekon I'll have a grand worth of coin mined within two years
>>
>>35922120
that's less than a few months min wage part time.
>>
>>35921809

You sound really bitter anon. I guess staying in alone and wanking while browsing a Vietnamese ironing board is much less depressing than sharing a meal with your partner and chilling with some shit tv show.
>>
>>35922129
yea but I don't have to work for this, plus I'm hoping to trade them for different coins and maybe make a nicer profit
>>
>>35922120
Wait what? You're spending 2400 over two years to get 1000?
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>>35921228
>peak district
>not the superior lake district
>wanting to get killed and then raped by some psyco from a Moroccan throat singing forum
>>
what we listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7VU_uzWQYM
>>
>>35921588

okay, cute anime loli
>>
>>35921815
Cause he's an idiot, and he's at full capacity from call center work.
>>
>>35921936
contract law, lots of bullshit specifics and case names I mostly don't know, thanks mate
>>
>>35922231
Yeah but you still have the contracts worth 2400 that you can sell. In theory.
>>
hey. its me. im back.
>>
>>35922471
glad you're back, it wasn't the same without you anon
>>
just checked poles blog, he moved out? is this moni trip really him? someone fill me in on whats happened since the court hearing?
>>
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>>35922484

>>35922524
where can i read
>>
Lads Im dying

wake up at 7 am feeling fine
go for my normale run (around or just under 10k)
beat my Personal best excert myself.

when I get back home starting to feel nausous with some stomach pain

sip on some water for about 30mins, have a shower and nibble on some toast

nasua getting worst, starting to shit more
Throw up breakfast and water

Still feeling nausous, still shitting, banging headache, gaging like im going to throw up again

Why

Shipman please save me doctor
>>
>>35922683
fuck off normie

oringutan
>>
>>35922524
>he moved out?

No.

>since the court hearing

Which one do you mean?
>>
>>35922738
kv
0 friends
neet
run at a time and route that avoids people

sounds like a normie (robot) to me
>>
>>35922025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqM11bt9QvI
>>
any remoaners in here?
>>
>>35922818
not a 'remoaner' but i am anti-brexit populism.
>>
>>35922818
oringinally why?
>>
Damn it I didnt save any good memes of Mummy May writing our goodbye letter.
>>
>>35922752
last years
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>>35922818
I wasn't thick enough to be cucked by a guy called Nigel and his lies on the side of a bus.

It's so funny how he told you the next day that it was all bullshit and you just bent over and took it. And even funnier - he's rich as fuck and his wife is German so him and his kids still have EU passports and no problems with money while he cucked you out of yours and made it so thick poorfags who voted for brexit will be even skinter.

It's the most brutal cucking I've ever seen. I have to look up to him for that. Fortunately I no longer live in the UK.
>>
>>35922889
>he's rich as fuck
He's not that rich and he just campaigned himself out of a job.
>>
>>35922911
He's a multi-millionaire, he's rich enough that he will never have to work again. He literally doesn't give a fuck what happens to the UK economy because he'll be fine anyway, and he doesn't give a fuck about depriving everyone in the UK of an EU passport because him and his kids still have one.

He's a devious fucker. I love it. Makes me laugh like fuck.
>>
>>35922889
And which member of the remain camp told you to vote remain?
>>
>>35922933
So he spent 25 years devoted to leaving the EU and gave up his job in the city for the keks?
>>
>>35922887
There were a few last year.

Basically the latest is that he got chucked out of university with no hope of appealing, so he sent an email to the university and the polish girls threatening to blow the place up.

He got arrested for that and the court case is still ongoing.

He now works in a call center.

That's about it.
>>
>>35922952
>he sent an email to the university and the polish girls threatening to blow the place up.
w-why did he think this would help? did he not into vpns and throwaway accounts I'm starting to think he might have aspergers
>>
>>35922938
No one. I didn't vote remain. I didn't vote at all. I no longer live in the UK and I have no plans to return so I didn't think it was fair for me to vote.
>>35922944
I don't think he did it for the keks, but he certainly doesn't have as much skin in the game as most of the poor fuckers who voted for brexit.

I think he is genuinely focused on the good stuff about leaving the EU and really believes in it, but he just doesn't give a fuck about any of the bad stuff because it won't affect him anyway.

Sadly it will affect the daft bastards who voted for it, but that's how it goes. Most people are stupid and just vote with their emotions. And I say that about people on both sides.
>>
>>35922968
I think he was under the impression that if they saw how upset and mental he was going, they'd let him back in. Or the polish girls would somehow intervene and save him, he had that idea in his head too. He was sure they'd phone up the uni and say "let him back in".
>>
started to learn Gaidhlig and Irish lads. should be fun once im good enough to shitpost in them
>>
>>35923022
Where is there even a place to shitpost in it?

Even the Irish can't speak it
>>
>>35916175
That could become a comfy robot enclave.

All it needs is a chippy round 1 corner, and a morrisons/asda around the another corner
>>
>>35923120
the irish system for teaching it is retarded, treating it like an extra language so kids wont actually want to learn it since they dont need to. Even more retarded for Gaidhlig up here in scotland with only a small % of schools giving gaelic classes to children.

as for shitposting i would do it in any brit thread on pol, they dont seem to like anything but ingurlandish
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Going to Bedford uni and got stuck with the Luton campus. Anybody from Luton giving free advice on how to survive the pakipocalypse?
>>
>>35923120
>Even the Irish can't speak it
Based England cucking the Irish out of their silly language.
>>
>>35923235
convert to islam
orginall
>>
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>read on a supermarket comparison that tuc biscuits are 50p instead of a quid if you go to asda
>drive to asda
>they're not 50p
>>
>>35923270
Based Nigel cucking the English out of their future more like
>>
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Can't tell if I'm actually a fag or just so devoid of companionship I'll take anything at this point.

Although I did end up fucking a guy and quite enjoyed it
>>
Had to get an upgrade from sim only to a handset deal as my phone was going haywire.
EE shop in Westfield Stratford east London says it's gonna be 20 one off for a basic phone. Say whatever ok.
Check receipt. Upgrade charge 9. 99
And they charged me 10 quid payg credit aswell.
Absolutely fuming. Fucking paki.
>>
>>35923342
if the thought of a penis expect for your own doesn't fill you with disgust then you are gay.
>>
>>35923365
You live in London, you should be used to being fucked by muslims
>>
Being awake of a day and being lazy feels so much better than being lazy of a night. Finally got my sleep properly sorted after 3 years and it feels good. Would recommend any nightlads to sort it out.
>>
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>>35923380
Well I guess that answers that then.
>>
>>35923390
But in the day you're literally wasting daylight. At least in the evening you know you're not missing anything outside
>>
>>35923342
Look on grindr

Would you happily kiss, cuddle and fuck a bunch of people from it?

If yes: Bumder
If no: Prison gay
>>
>>35923342
Fugg me next time bls
>>
>>35922818
I dont really care about remainers, they are entitled to their opinion

my fellow scots wanting to change overlords and call it independance makes me laugh

what dictionary are they using for their form of independance?
>>
>>35923515
Are you qt?

Oregano post
>>
>>35923640
Somewhat I suppose. Like a 5/10 normally but probably like 7 on the gay scale.

you're not that femboy twat who keeps posting are you?
>>
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>>35912096
>tfw kept falling asleep and having weird dreams
Think it's a sign I should get out of bed
>>
My friends don't believe me when I tell them true and simple to understand things about myself. I get grilled on a lot of day to day stuff and my opinions. Are they bullying me or just thick?
>>
>>35923296
They're shit anyway, you daftie.
>>
blimey lads, i feel a little bit like i might be sick but i don't want a sick bucket because i'm worried it will just encourage me to throw up
>>
Does anyone else here not find Robin Williams funny? I think he's a great actor but can't stand when he tries to insert his standup routine into whatever roles he's in.
>>
>>35923755
>My friends don't believe me when I tell them true and simple to understand things about myself
Such as?
>>
>>35923788
If I feel like I'm going to I personally try to get it over and done with. The feeling of being sick is better than the feel I'm about to personally.
>>
>>35923702
No I haven't posted on here since early February but I don't exactly have a masculine figure either
>>
>>35923857
depends, i haven't eaten anything since last night so i'd probably just keep doing that dry retching thing, fucking hate that
>>
>>35923819
My uncle works for Nintendo, and when I told them about it they simply didn't believe me.
>>
>>35923892
Ah I'm not against that type at all lad, just one poster who's been on here a bit recently and seems like an absolute nightmare.

location?
>>
>>35923928
thats funny because my uncle actually does work for Nintendo, i never tell anyone because obviously thats such a big meme
>>
>buy some easy peelers
>really tough to peel
>also full of pips
>>
>>35923991
Mine works for sega and gave me an early version of the Dreamcast 2 with 5 new Sonic games on it
>>
>>35924157
My dad works for Xbox and got me a lifetime subscription to Xbox black and recon armour
>>
>>35923945
Cheshire desu
>>
>>35924185
My mum works for Blacked and got me a new step-dad.
>>
britfeel meet up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxzAbS_zY94
>>
>>35924264
That kid with the mic is the most punchable person I've ever seen
>>
>>35924196
That's a bit from me but I am rather desperate desu

tell me about you anon, what kind of bf do you yearn for
>>
>>35924342
I'm only really into curries desu
>>
>>35924363
is that a typo or are you wanting an asian man?
>>
>>35924264
What a video

I wonder how many of these knobheads are actually practising Christians though.

Couldn't care less that some normies got rekt though.
>>
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Can confirmed KFC tendies are superior to McDonalds tendies
>>
>>35924196

C R E W E!?
>>
Uuugggggggggggggggggggghhhhgggggggggggggggghhhhhhh cba
>>
>>35924465
>Crewe

I'm so sorry
>>
>>35924490

Acktually I just live nearby.
>>
>>35924506
Nantwich?
>>
>>35924513

Warmer.
>>
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
>>35924572
NEWHTHTRTEAD NEW THREAD
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>>35924465
About 20 minutes away actually
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>>35921012
When in the right state of mind I work out at the gym. I do a lot of cooking, just as a pass-time more than anything. Mostly I browse this board and play Dark Souls. Beyond that, I have therapy once a week. Somehow nothing seems to happen and yet the time gets away from me faster than I can use it productively. Then where I can I get drunk out of my mind once a week.
>>
>>35918128
just buy caffeine pills you spastic, far cheaper and not filled with hundreds of grams of sugar
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