>you will never lick your mom's asshole

Well I got to touch her puss.

>>35910851
Story?

Original please

>you will never taste your dad's semen and cock that you were produced with

Why live fellow bots?

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>>35910851
TFW you reach your hand down your mom's pants while she's sleeping next to you and you can feel the stubble from where she still shaves her pussy

>>35910877
Mom is a loser slob who hangs around the house, and since we got a ps4 she lounges on the couch all day. Sometimes she does it in just a t-shirt so I started catching glances of her down there. I brought it up but she doesn't care even if she's sitting next to me. After a few weeks of this and to the point where I was able to look freely, I just up and asked her if I could touch her and she was like "Eh, whatever I don't care." and now it's at the point where I'm able to do stuff with her if she's like that and she's ok with it.

Weird situation and it doesn't happen that often but it's kind of curiously fun, in a weird, morbidly interesting way.

>>35911022
you should fuck her my dude

>>35911022
You lucky son of a bitch. I'd love to be like that with my mom.

>>35911022
is she hot???

fill hgcv

>>35911060
No way that'd be too much.

>>35911109
I don't have those kind of feelings towards her but she's kind of attractive I guess yeah.

>>35911173
she's clearly interested in you my man

>>35911173
Have you eaten her out yet? If not, why not?
Has she given you a handjob yet? If not, why not?

>>35911173
It's always the "I'm not attracted to her in that way" guys who get to do stuff like this.

Fuck me.

>>35911190
No I don't think so, she's just lazy and slobbish and stopped caring about anything.

>>35911216
I haven't gone down on her no. I think that would be too much, also I'm not to keen on it myself. She hasn't done anything to me either. It's literally just a case where sometimes she lounges in the living room while playing games or watching tv and she's just got her puss exposed and sometimes I take the chance to have a go with my hands and she doesn't care and kind of likes it anyway.

>>35911292
What, are you into your mom that way?

you are a fucking creep dude

>>35911384
Next time it happens get naked and sit next to her, see how she reacts. Maybe she wants you to do more with her

>>35911384
>are you into your mom that way

Anon, I would kill just to see my mom's vag that much

>>35911433
I'm not getting naked with her. For you though maybe I'll try pushing it a little further if you've got an idea.

>>35911489
Why don't you ask her then lel

>>35910806
Dude you're fucking disgusting and mentally ill. Fuck off!

>>35911384
How old is she? Does she have a hairy mommy bush?

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>>35911553
I cant agree with you more, what has this board turned to.

>>35911548
I would, but I am pretty sure she wouldn't be down for it, and I don't want to fuck up anything with her.

>>35911548
Once your fingers are nice and slimy from her juices, suck on them and make sure she notices, maybe comment that she tastes good. Try probing at her butthole a bit. Post your results in a future thread
Is it just you and her? What are your ages?

>>35910806
yeah such a shit feeling

>>35911593
She's 39, and shaves for whatever reason. Even though she's a slob she keeps clean herself. Which is why this situation happens sometimes because she'll shower and then for the rest of the day just sit in a towel.

>>35911642
I'm not doing anything with her butt. Maybe I'll try getting a taste though. At home it's just me and her yes. I have a sister but she lives on her own. I'm 19 she's 39.

>>35911736
Do it nigger, post results

>>35911736
How can you say you love her if you won't touch her butt? Ask her if she'd like to shower together sometime.

>believing this shit
Ehwhs

>>35911766
Well when it happens next time it might not be for awhile till I get the chance. If I do though and see an appropriate thread I'll give an update.

>>35911798
Touching her butt is one thing I want nothing to do with her shitter.

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>>35911816
I will believe anything that gives me an erection

>>35911836
Do you have any interest in trying to kiss her? Or play with her boobs? How big are they?

>>35911816
I've heard plenty of stories of families comfortable with nudity, so it doesn't surprise me. Even my mother, who's pretty fucking conservative, is a little lewd with me sometimes.

>>35911949
Lads my mum leaves the door open when using the bathroom it pisses me off.

>>35912006
lmao, my mom does that too, but only when she thinks I'm in another room

>>35911900
Not really. Like maybe lean over and kiss after whatever happens is done. More than that would be too weird. Her boobs more so I don't know about play with but feel up and get a squeeze sure. I think they're c cups.

>>35912240
You are a lying piece of shit. Fuck off.

>>35912240
Ask her what her bra size is next time. Do you use tongue?

>>35912271
Shut the fuck up, dickweed, let us enjoy the story.

>>35912271
No lies. What, do you know your mom's measurements?

>>35912277
I don't know about asking but I could probably find one of hers to check. No idea what you mean by tongue since I don't/haven't kissed her or gone down on her. Other guy was just asking if I would.

>>35912333
Post her pics or fuck off my board

>>35912371
>my board
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were the owner of this board, please do tell what is and isn't allowed

>>35912333
Is your sister lazy too?

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>>35912427
Well he is right post a pic of her doing this with timestamp or you are indeed larping

>>35910806
As long as this makes normies mad then so be it

>>35912494
Momcest is the true robot kink

>>35912427
How does one of these exchanges even happen? Is she just chilling on the couch and you just walk up and grab her pussy? Does she enjoy it?

>>35912463
Also give her a nice slap.

>>35912463
She's obviously not doing it right now retard

>>35912541
Random chance I guess, ask him not me

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>>35912586
Atleast post a picture of her faggot

>>35912608
Nigga do you not know how to read? And why would he do something as stupid as posting a picture of her?
Kill yourself

>>35912646
Then fuck off, retard

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>>35912646
To prove he wasnt a larper (he is)

>>35912685
>>35912688
>15 yo just discovered they can lust after their mother and literally cannot believe it
>>>/x/

>>35912736
>if he calls me out on being a larper he must be underaged
k

>>35912770
>if he calls me underage it must not be because I want mommy's juice and am curious about this new world, but because he thinks my curiosity is born from an intellectual pursuit

>>35912878
im not the larper here buddy

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>>35912913
Are you trying to say anyone who wants to fuck their mom is a larper? Why do you even care so much anyway?

>>35912913
>>35912933
Can you idiots stop posting

Where did OP go?

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>>35912933
I'm saying the guy (You) claiming to touch his moms puss is the larper

I'm absolutely disgusted with the slightest thought of doing anything sexual with my real mom but I find that hot with a pretend mom

>>35912969
Why is that so hard to believe?

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>>35913079
Because there's too many coincidences in this story

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>>35913120
But let's say it is larping, who even gives a shit?

>>35913200
people who want real storys dumb larper

>>35913267
Why does it matter, faggot?

>>35913405
Fake storys are harder to fap to

>hes mad i called him out on being a larper

>>35913428
I wasn't even the one who posted the story.

>larp autists scared the guy away and ruined the thread.

Thanks dicklicks

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>>35914292
I was enjoying the story too. Cocksuckers.