>mfw uncle found the anal dildo chainsaw
Actually this could be a good idea, thanks OP
>>35909923
There's dildo adapters for reciprocating saws. I think that's a bit rough for anal use.
>chef found the cornstarch fleshlight
>tooth fairy daringly buried the premolar roots pairing in cooch canal and poo cavity simultaneously
got $20 dollareedoos for that 'un
>>35909421
>literally getting fucked gently with a chainsaw
>>35910331
Lad this is the best post I've seen