whats the most disgusting thing you ever did while masturbating?

Put a condom on a zucchini, covered it in olive oil and fucked my ass while jerking off to sissification pmvs; spilling oil and shit all over a towel and then rubbed the cum into my face. Then I cried in the shower and threw the towel down the garbage shoot.

Read 4chan

Jerking off at night. Ran outside my front door to shoot my load in the middle of the street and then went back inside

>>35908464
Tasted my cum once. Never again.

>>35908635
You're shitting me, right?

>>35908901
>I was gay once, never again

kek, keep telling yourself that, faggot.

>>35908929
No but the zucchini sure is

>>35908929
I wish I was :(

I became so disgusted with myself that I stopped all anal play and porn

Stuck my cousin's toothbrush in my ass, and then came on the bristles.

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>>35908635
The worst part is how believable it is.

I used the bottom-end of my electric toothbrush on my clit.

>>35909296
I'll make it so you dont need toothbrush

>>35909296
You're a casual anon, take off the brush part and use the metal thingy, much better.

Also probably siscest.

had a prostate orgasm from a unripe banana while tripping on LSD to Facebook pics from a girl I haven't talked to in 5 years LOL

>>35908464
I don't masturbate.

>tries it once as a pre-teen
>doesn't feel gud
>never tries it again

I just leave my dick alone when I watch porn.

>jerking off in bed
>small dog jumps on bedx demands attentiom, lays on me
>try and push it away
>end up with the dog pushing against my hand as i jerk off
>about to cum
>slip my fingers in its mouth
>wet, warm, wild
>moan and blow my load
>cant look at it the same way anymore


Sorry Star

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>>35908635
I've done something like this with a cucumber and vaseline.
Except I eat the cum and didn't quit

>>35908464
pretty tame stuff tbqh:

fingered my ass

ate my precum

drink goat blood, etc.

>>35910723
>drink goat blood

Where'd you get goat blood?

>>35910930
from a goat

i shit in a cup .. put a glove in it and fucked my own shit

warm like a puss and cleaner than a roastie

>>35908635
The zucchini. Did you still eat it afterwards?

Tasted my moms used panties.

listen to holocaust denial videos

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>in the summer, hot out
>live at home and can't easily own a dildo
>have given myself a fetish for weird anal insertions
>decide a chocolate banana would be nice since ice cubes feel good in your butt
>use some vaseline as lube
>put in the banana, immediate chill through most of lower area
>decide it would be a good idea to move it around
>start riding frozen chocolate banana
>didn't realize the banana would break with how hard I was pumping
>snaps in half, then breaks further
>now have chunks of frozen banana and a lot of melted chocolate in my ass
>no idea how I should get it out, at this point I still wanted to eat it
>try and push it out onto floor, manage to get a bit of banana out
>butt feels full, figure toilet is my only option
>squeeze as hard as I can but requires aid of fingers still
>sudeenly hear loud THUNK THUNK THUNK like someone threw rocks into a pond
>weird mess of mushy banana, melted chocolate, spit and vaseline floating around the toilet
>get last chunk of banana out of butt and eat it, wasn't even good at this point
>tfw ruined most of a perfectly good chocolate banana with an unsatisfying masturbation session