Has anybody here ever taken a shit in public? How was it? Did

I've been too afraid because if you get caught by cops they'll mark you for indecent exposure and you'll be labeled a pedophile for the rest of your life.

I took a shit in a big, open field when I was deployed in Afghanistan. Literally anyone who wanted to could just look at me take a shit. I also took quite a few shits in the woods when I went camping.

These outdoor shits are the best because you have to squat like a third worlder, which makes shitting a lot quicker. A 15 min shit on the toilet turns into a one minute shit if you are squatting. I wish we had squat toilets in the west.

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>>35908198
>be me when i was 13
>walking home from school with friends
>have sudden urge to take a massive shit
>tell my friends about how i need to take a massive shit (i was socially autistic)
>they say "ok anon go over there in that corner and do it haha" as a joke
>my autism forces me to take the joke seriously
>head over to corner
>pull down pants and start taking a massive shit
>friends are just awkwardly staring at me
>just as i finish taking my shit i grab some leafs to wipe my ass with
>little did i notice they were spikey leafs (pic related)
>just as im wiping my ass with the leafs a group of bikers pass right fucking by me
>they just try to ignore me wiping my ass and move along
>friends start laughing
>pain around and in my ass out of nowhere
>realize what i had just done
>finish wiping ass pull up pants and walk back to friends going hysterical
>i say nothing and just call my dad to pick me
>leave without a word to my friends
>explain what happened to my dad
>shame and disappointment all across his face
>say nothing to each other for the whole day after explaining what happened
>probably one of the most autistic things ive done in my life

>>35908335
I always just sit on the rim and squat, especially in public toilets

>>35908640
>i say nothing and just call my dad to pick me up*

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>>35908198
no, and that is illegal. nice try, cia

>>35908275
That is fucked up. I can imagine if it was in a playground or something but in the park it shouldn[t be illegal.

>>35908275
My cousin pissed and a woman saw him.
Labeled as sex offender and spent a year in prison.

>>35909958

The judge who put him in jail should get fired.

>>35908198
l shat on a really rocky beach once

The tide came in and carried it back to sea like a little submarine, l dubbed it the "S.S Diarrhea"

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>>35908198
My friend shit in a paper bag and we lit it on fire on my other friends doorstep.
Shit was really funny.

>>35908640
How in the fuck did you survive this, Anon?

>>35910724
same, but i put some heavy-duty Polish firecrackers/semi-hand grenades in the poo and threw it at a window
boom, poo everywhere inside the abandoned house