>he doesn't hate dogs >claims to be a robot

>>35907830
I have an irrational fear of doggos & doggers

>>35908069
le doggo pupper :))) xD

fuck off to reddit or facebook you absolute fucking cunt

>>35908069
>irrational
you probably had something happen to you as a child that made you fear dogs but you forgot about it

>>35908087
You are suchhhhh an old fag lel gg man :)

>>35907830
Wanna know I how I know you aren't white?

A doggo is the only creature that will show a robot love.

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>>35907830
>tfw used to kick dogs as a kid

>>35908178
Why did you stop lad?

I like to hold my dog down and fart on it, but I on't hate him at all.

>>35907830
Every time I hear one of those hairy beings barking I feel the urge to send them to that festival in China

>>35907830
Only non-whites hate dogs

>>35907830
I don't mind dogs that much but desu if one bit me I'd fucking kill it no problem.

>>35909327
turned neet
no reason to leave home

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>>35907830
This guy thinks owning a dog isn't the final step towards being a robot. Think about it:
>Unconditional love
>wont complain about your smell
>will always be there for you
>doesn't demand constant attention and money like a roastie- will just go and sleep if you don't want to give it attention.

Face it, dogs are a robot's best friend.

>>35910369
GET OUT NORMALFAG. IF YOU CARE ABOUT INTIMACY OR FRIENDSHIP YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING RUINING THIS BOARD.

>>35907830
isn't that the dog whisperer guy?

>>35910417
If you get a dog you can avoid intimacy with other human beings as all your emotional needs are fulfilled by the dog.
Edgy faggots trying way to hard to be robots like you are what is ruining the board.

dogs are the niggers of the animal kingdom. they are either vicious or daft, or both. they aren't a robot's friend. they'll turn on you eventually, just like the rest of the normies.

I've never seen a labrador get aggressive like that, it must have been raised really bad

>>35910469
>>35910369
>having to go out and walk it every day
>other insufferable "dog people" interact with you

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>>35910471
"hactually ghuys, cats are soooo mhuch bhetter than dogs"

>>35910506
now imagine if it was a child instead of a buff dude

by contrast raising a cat badly won't result in anyone getting hurt

>>35910518
Walk it at night, walk through the woods. Isolated, quiet. Truly robotic experience.

>>35910506
It bites awkwardly as well.

>>35910469
>emotional needs
kek. robots do not have emotional needs. you faggots who come here to talk about muh depression because no gf really need to leave

>>35910518
They don't.

People get off the sidewalk or cross the street when they see me walking, especially when I'm walking my dog.

>>35907830
Dogs are the ultimate robot companion. Cats are for Staceys. Birds, other mammals, lizards and fish are acceptable but they're more furniture & decorations than they are companions

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>>35910535
>raising a cat badly

impossible to raise a cat, they're wild animals and will claw at your eyes for any and no reason.

>>35910594
You must still be in school. I bet you wear all black and pretend not to care about other people then go home and cry because Stacey called you fat.

I wanna get a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

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>>35907830
fuck dogs and fuck dog owners desu

my neighbor always locks their dog outside at night so it starts fucking whining loudly for hours while i try to sleep

ive often thought about tossing a poisoned meatball over the fence to teach them a lesson

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>>35910628
This. Cats are awful. They have nothing but disdain for you. They're a lot like women.

If you raise a dog correctly and don't go for some scary nigger breed he'll be your best friend. So long as you keep feeding him.

>>35910594
You forgot to type in all caps you edgefag retard.

Is mom telling you to turn your Slipknot music down?

>>35910712
That's not the dogs fault. Tell the owner to stop doing that. If that doesn't work, take revenge on the owner instead of a poor pupper

>>35910417
If you don't want affection and don't suffer loneliness from not receiving any you are not a fucking robot. You're content, little better than a normie.

>>35909636
mexican here
literally every other household here has a dog

>>35910716
>They have nothing but disdain for you. They're a lot like women.
My cat is literally the friendliest thing ever. It loves cuddles and has never done anything remotely bad to any human. I've met many dogs and none were ever as friendly as him.

Dogs literally eat their own fecal matter. A cat digs a hole and shits in it, even more civilized than shit skins.

In order for a dog to be somewhat useful it has to be bred for 100's of years just to get anywhere useful. Meanwhile a cat will hunt for you and bring you nice tasty treats just because it loves you. All on instinct alone no training needed. Used to hunt ducks with my cat shame he died last year. He was 21 years old RIP

>>35907830
animals in general are fucking garbage though
though i like ducks and owls

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>>35907830
They're good for a dick lick

>>35910871
>used to hunt ducks
kys piece of garbage

>>35907830
>all those robots jealous of dogs because ha can give stacy the knot and they can

hmmm, makes sense since they also hate niggers

>Allergic to dogs and cats
Literally nothing I can share a bond with because of this and terrible social skills.

>>35910506
It's because the dog whisperer is a fucking asshole and the doggo was to intelligent too fall for his tricks.

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>>35910670
>he thinks a robot stayed in school
you got 1/4 right I happen to be wearing a black shirt today.

>>35910871
>Meanwhile a cat will hunt for you and bring you nice tasty treats just because it loves you.

Actually the reason for that is cats see humans as big dumb cats that don't know how to hunt

>>35910871
>A cat digs a hole and shits in it,

A cat shits inside your house out in the open, digs through it, and then walks all over your kitchen counter.

>>35910816
>It loves cuddles

Cat objectively do not love cuddles, that's why they'll try to blind their human servants with their shit-caked claws.

>not training dogs to attack normies who break into your home

have a german rottweiler and a pit bull living in los angeles county, any dirty illegal or nigger who wants to break in is gonnna have a fun time

>>35908087

>IM SOOOOOO MATURE XDDDDD

Fuck off doggo

>>35910871
>a cat will hunt for you and bring you nice tasty treats
meow meow meow meow I'm going to drive the local wildlife to extinction meow meow I carry brain parasites into your house as well meow meow

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>>35907830
>parents tell me they want a dog
>get mad and tell them i don't agree
>they try to argue but let it go after a few minutes
>a few months later
>wake up at around 1pm
>go downstairs and see my family gathered around on the floor
>there's a puppy
>don't say anything and just leave the room
>they ask me if they should take the dog back
>they don't expect me to say yes
>they never took it back
>had the fucked for a year now
>still want to get rid of it
What is it with normies and their dogs?

>>35910523
This gbhjf 62nd

>>35911596
We will too when we feed them powdered glass with. Meat

>>35910435
https://youtu.be/9ihXq_WwiWM?t=69

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>live in a house with 6 roommates
>one of them had the brilliant idea of bringing a fucking dog to the house
>now I have to chain and unchain this piece of shit every time I leave with my car so it doesn't escape
>also random barking at night disturbing my sleep

Dogs are messy animals, I don't want an animal in my house and I certainly do not want to take care of it. Animals belong in the wilderness, not mooching off civilization.

>>35910151
as if you wouldnt pussy out as always

>>35910506
how fucking stupid of u to think that dogs are limited to how they're raised. seriously have any of you met a dog?

>>35910712
steal the doggo