>tfw you will never die in combat

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>>35903496
Ho ho i can't wait for that glorious moment of world war, especially today, not because i want to survive, but because i want to die, i want to die for something or doing something, my desire in this imminent future is die inside of an exploding ship or tank, can't wait for that day.

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>>35903569
I literally cry myself to sleep sometimes imagining dying as a soldier and going to Valhalla, seeing my ancestors, picturing my funeral where people play those sad patriotic songs and bagpipes

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>>35903496
>ywn live in trench with your army brothers trying to find enjoyment in simple things while constantly under threat of death

>>35903496

The only way you can die is be a jihadi.

All the crusaders use tanks now and they will use mecha robots in 2030.

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>glorification of war

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>>35903724
quiet low test, this is a thread for men

>>35903724
War is sweet to those who never fought
None of these posers would ever go through with it
Take a look at this tryhard:
>>35903751

>>35903751
Join the Marines if you want to die in combat instead of fantasizing like a bitch. DO something.

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>>35903751
You have never and will never fight in combat. Stop roleplaying.

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>>35903763
How many wars have you been in, low test?

>>35903769
Nice low test post. I already work in a field where death by combat occurs frequently. Keep assuming that everyone is as low test as you though.

>>35903675
>>35903623
>>35903569
>>35903496
every single one of you pathetic faggots would get on the floor in the fetal position , piss yourselves and then cry if you were in a fight with someone who isnt a pussy like you not to mention a war scenario , everybody would laugh at you and make you go work with the women or some shit you weak faggots

>>35903751
none of you are men , you cant even go outside and look at someone else in the eye

kill yourselves already you pathetic wastes of life

>>35903751

>low testosterone
>fantasizes about being in a war on an anime imageboard

when dont you join the army then you fucking faggot

there is literally nothing stopping you

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>>35903769
You don't get to choose a war to fight in

>>35903751
You could literally get to a combat zone within the week if you wanted

>>35903809

>stolen valour faggot roleplaying as a hero on an imageboard for neets

you are going to die alone and no one will remember you

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>>35903816
Kek I would eat you alive you worm.

>>35903828
Why do you assume I am not already in the process of doing so? I am not low test like the peace loving mice in this thread so when I want something in life I take action for it.

>>35903842
>You could literally get to a combat zone within the week if you wanted

no you couldn't. You would be stopped at customs and labeled an ISIS recruit.

I GO NOW TO THE HALLS OF MY FATHERS

IN WHOSE MIGHTY COMPANY, I WILL NOW NOT BE ASHAMED.

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>>35903859
>low test faggot roleplaying as a low test faggot on an imageboard for low test faggots

you are going to die low test

I don't think the attraction is to war as such, but rather a wanting to be part of something bigger. It's wanting to feel a belonging to some larger group, to have a purpose.

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>>35903496
>ywn die on the eastern front defending Europa from the gommies

>>35903809
Alright, snowflake.

>>35903861

>in the process

aka i just signed up for boot camp last week

you're going to go home crying

>>35903927
He didn't. Jesus are you retarded.

>>35903871
THIS HERO THAT COMES INTO VALHALLA DOES NOT LAMENT HIS DEATH! I SHALL NOT ENTER ODIN'S HALL WITH FEAR!

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>>35903927
>you're going to go home crying

Speaking from experience, low test anon?

>>35903861

>hurrrr im not smart enough for a real job so im going to go volunteer to die face down in the dirt to protect some old rich guy's oil field investments

wow such a hero

if you have a gf she's going to be fucking your more successful friends while you're gone btw

and you'll never get a real job again because they don't want some mentally unstable PTSD freak in their workplace

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>if I keep calling people low test, that'll hurt them

Why are /pol/cucks trying so hard?
Is it because they only came here from reddit in 2015?

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>>35903982
who cares? I will die with a sword in my hand and a cry in my throat. What more could man want from this life?

>>35904027
getting a bit booty blasted over there low test?

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>>35904072
>I will die with a sword in my hand and a cry in my throat

jfc you can't be serious, i really hope to god you're trolling, if not you are 100% going end up "that guy" in your squad

>>35903895

This is exactly how I feel.
People are so uncaring, because they are spoiled and take everything for granted.
A war takesmaway everything, and that is when people learn what truly matters, what is truly important. It somehow makes us human, while peace turns us into spoiled brats.

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>>35903496
Don't worry goy, come fight in ou- I mean your military against the Muslims!
You'll fight for oil and our own benef- I mean your personal glory!
Deus vult!

>>35903751
>>35903809
>>35903861
>>35903882
>>35903976
>keeps calling people low test
>having war fantasy is somehow related to high testosterone
>posts pictures of fantasy vickings and knights to prove his manliness

yeahh even amongst the autists nobody here is actually that retarded

>>35904132

I guess that too.

We've all heard the saying that hard times create hard men. Hard men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times.

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>>35903569
>>35903623
>>35903871
>>35903918
>>35903949
>>35904072
I can't wait for you retards to be shipped off to fight some pointless war for your elite's vanity and benefit.
I'll make sure to keep your precious "Christian" women's beds warm and pussies loose.
Even if I don't end up fucking your wife, I'll be enjoying classic anime while you're dying like flies in Bumfuck Nowhere.

>>35903769
I tried. They said I had too much fucking earwax and I can never go back again.

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>>35904178
there hasn't been a single viking posted in this thread. I guess your test is too low to know anything about distinguishing different types of warriors

>>35904194

Nu-male SJW beta cucks are already dragging the world closer and closer to the brink of war.
They just don't realize it.

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>>35904106
what's wrong with that Anon?

oregano

>>35903496
dying in combat sucks

you're meant to make the people you're fighting die

>>35904342
WAR SOON FELLOW STALKER
w-w-when...
FUCKING NOW RACE WAR NOW HOLY FUCK THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK DEFCON 5 ALL MEN ON DECK

>>35903496
It is a sign of immature little boy wanting to die a glorious death for a cause, instead of living humbly for one.

Milifag here.
Ignore any faggot that tells you how 'War is evil and you'll regret ever wanting to be in one'. War, for the most part, is really fucking fun. There's no other rush like it.
I know that people these days are hilariously middle of the fence on everything which is why they literally cannot fathom why someone believes in something passionately enough to die for it (they confuse this lukewarm stance on life with intelligence).

I've seen combat and was lectured by armchair generals about how I'd "Soon regret" wanting to see action, well I saw it and I loved it, nearly everyone I served with loved it and yet even when I came back I still had the armchair generals moving goalposts in order to make sure I didn't classify as having seen combat-
>Oh uh anon that wasn't REAL combat, I was talking like the beach landings!
>Oh no anon, I meant that you'd hate being tortured by the enemy

Fuck this new-age bullshit stance on looking down on people who want to serve and believing in it.

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Sometimes I wish there was something to die for in the modern world.

Now, there's no counter culture, no great war, just more vapid bullshit and meaningless nonsense on the news. I wish there was another Civil Rights Movement, or a Great War, or literally any cause I could put my life down for.

I never fit in, I never really knew what I was "meant to be", like all the other normies. I've always felt like my life was leading up to something, but it's hard to keep up that hope, and I still don't know what it could be. I just want to give my life for something, something important.

>>35903496
I don't care if I die or not. I just want to kill in combat.

I love everything about war. Going to the marines soon they have more action than the Army. They die 22% more.

Being afraid of dying in combat is why I'm afraid to be in combat.