>Just ate second pizza of the day

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>>35902474
Gonna need to see some timestamp proof OP
Show us the pizza boxes and your fat arm

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>>35902474
it's 8:22 AM and I have already eaten an entire half-gallon of black raspberry ice cream, 12 perdue "Wings of Fire" and 3 pieces of leftover dominos pan pizza.

>>35902474
same here...pizza boxes really need warning labels.

God fucking damn I want pizza so bad but I only have $2 to my name until the 8th.

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>>35902581
if you can prove to me you aren't a grill and have an address you're not afraid of getting doxxed I'll send you a pizza
>t. fat anon from below post
>>35902557

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>>35902695
The fact that you want my address instead of the closest pizza shop to me (within walking distance) makes me think you're planning on rusing me hard and sending a delivery driver to my apartment without prepaying because you know I can't afford it.
Regardless, here is a time-stamped picture of my stretch marked fat gut and penis. The closest store to me is the dominoes on 2183 N High St Columbus OH 43201. If you're not rusing me, place an online order for pickup under the name "Nicholas" and provide proof you paid online.

I don't want to be humiliated by going there and picking up a pizza you ordered and didn't pay for, mischievous bot.

>>35902891
No ruses, fellow Captain of Carbohydrates, I just hadn't thought it all the way through.
Your dick wasn't necessary either, although I hadn't thought it out and it was an effective way of proving not grill, I just don't like giving charity to roasties; they already receive too much of it.
What three toppings?

>>35902474

4 more to go!

Do you call your wife and daughter to wipe your ass or dick whenever you shit or piss yourself?

>>35903048
Mushrooms, banana peppers, and whatever meat. Surprise me, charitable robot.

>>35903048
You're doing god's work anon. Fuck skeletons.

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>>35902891

>your penis

origionalolo

ordered if you trust me, proof incoming

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>11 am
>already at 4000 cals

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>>35903165
>>35903126
>>35903117
>>35903048
>>35902891
gogogo eat my friend

I just ordered a medium pizza from papa johns and I had to force myself to eat that 4th slice.

I am a fatass myself, but I have no idea how you ultra fatasses can eat more than one whole pizza, even if it is a small pizza.

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>>35903250
>papa johns
>not a joy to eat
Color me surprised.

>>35902474
I feel bad and fat for drinking an energydrink that was not sugarfree

>>35903250
>papa johns
>it fuckin sucks
no shit

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>>35903141
One of the few good things my parents did for me was choosing not to give me a jewdick. Unfortunately I still managed to tear my frenulum. It becomes larger every year. Open spoiler if you dare.
>>35903224
Thank you friend. I will go pick it up in 10 minutes or so because they usually take that long to make it. I truly appreciate it.

>>35903250
Papa Johns is the second worst pizza (Lil Seizures beats it for the shit title). No wonder you can't finish it

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>>35903305
>when I remember that I lost something I never knew I had
very welcome ohiobot, the tracker says it's ready now, bon apetit

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>>35903365
You are a wonderful person.

>>35903273
>>35903292
>>35903321

I like it better than any other pizza chain.

>>35903616
>nicholas roboto
kek

that's awesome though congrats on your pizza

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>>35903224
Holy fucking shit!!
You win Anon of the year good pal

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Then you realise this is OP's 3rd pizza.
KindAnon is not kind, he has killed. Killed through gluttony.

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>>35902474
>>35902502
>>35902557
>>35902891
>>35903204
>>35903616
how do you guys eat so much?

This is me last week.

>>35903616
Cheers! This is why altruism scientifically works; you have a pizza filled belly as God intended, and I get to feel good because I rarely have the opportunity to help people I think deserve it for my own strange reasons.
>>35903817
I choose not to believe this. If fatbot wanted to work out he could have, he prefers pizza right now. Life is too short to not live the way you want to.

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>>35903273
Buy me a pizza dude I'm skinny as fuck and I've only got 5 dollars mostly in change.

>>35903817
He should be charged for manslaughter at least

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>>35903365
Update: I already ate half of it. I cannot thank you enough.
>>35903817
I really do only have $2 to my name.

>>35903929
it stops being fun when people ask for it
I can't honestly explain it

>>35903903
I'm onto you, Anon. And I don't have a wife (or friends) so good luck cutting the head off anyone I know!

Oh :'(

>>35903929
Fuck off Chad that's not how it works

>>35903942
Wow, so you're just a faggot?

>>35903942
>>35903962
That wasn't me I've actually got about 500 I'm just too lazy to cash this check

>>35903942
>>35903962
revised: I can explain it I just hate being blunt even anonymously
fatbot wasn't looking for gibs, he had a story I sympathized with and I offered
you're a whore
>>35903945
look outside your house

>>35903981
You're generosity stops after 8 bucks. Yeah you should feel real good bud.

>>35902474
you're going to die by age 40 :^)

>>35903995
you're missing the point pretty hard
I don't feel any less good about this tiny gesture just because you're salty, still made someone slightly happier for a bit
I just feel the same good as before mixed with irritation that cunts like you exist

>>35903929
go to little ceasers you faggot

>>35903995
hungry skeleton more like angry skeleton lmao
B T F O
T
F
O

>>35904030
I'm not even the one talking shit bro I've got money IDGAF about your free pizza my dude chill out on me
>>35904054
They cost like 5.50 anyway plus I've got money so I'll just go to a real restaurant with a brick oven and quality food

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>>35904101
>Hey man give me a free pizza like you gave the other guy I only got $5
>"No fuck off beggar whore"
>Wow okay I've got more than $5 anyway and was just trying to scam a free pizza from you but since you won't give it to me I'll just go buy one anyway

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>>35904030
It's whatever, really. I guess it's not hard manage to ruin whatever good feeling I personally got out of this, but fatbot still has a belly full of pizza irrespective of the negativity. I'll leave it there.

>too early for dinner but not to early to think about what I'm having

>>35904101
lol fucking normalfags man

>>35903833
Pint of ben and jerrys has like 230 cals per half cup. I can go through two a morning with an entire bag of pizza rolls. Shit. I even take a trip or two to taco bell for brekkie too

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>>35904250
>mfw this is already finished by the time I get home for dinner
>740 calories, haven't started solid food yet
fuck me, right?
https://www.bk.com/menu-item/oreo-mint-shake

>>35904300
I prefer Wendy's frosties. A large chocolate one is a great snack.

>>35904554
KILL YOURSELF FAT FCUK

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>>35904887
You can't make me.
Originally.

>>35902474
Get yourself together you fat fuck

>>35904887

Rude

Original comment 2k17 do not steal

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>7pm
>only 50 calories consumed
I'm gonna make it