>March 30, 2017

Can we just fast forward to the day I die yet?

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if you told me 10 years ago I'm gonna have a helium tank in my wardrobe I'd think it's for some big party

>>35902531
And miss out on danny DeVito's 3rd term as president?

I WANT OFF WILD THIS RIDE JUST END IT ALREADY JESUS CHRIST OH GOD WHY HELP ME AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>35902457
>MMX + VII
>tfw still no qt3,14 aryan gf

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>remember when i was 16 my mom's friend used to bring her son over
>he was like 12 or 11
>we went fishing
>taught him how to fish, make the leader,tie the knots,and how to find the drop offs
>tfw this little nigga was hella small
>we caught little perch and went to his house and his mom made us cookies
>his sister was a qt and was 18
>had kind of a crush on her but she was WAAAY out of my liege
>we went our separate ways and shit
>tfw yesterday i remember he exists
>look up his kikebook or whatever
>he's like 23 now
>he has a career and a wife
>they have a kid
>this little nigga who didn't even know how to tie a leader now has a baby and I'm a HKV
Damn, this hits hard because i remember when we used to go fishing like it was last month.

>>35902742
imagine if you had just had the balls to ask her out anon,
you could have dated, maybe got married, lived together, had a kid and that little nigga would have been your brother in law you both could have taken your kids fishing and told them about how you two used to do that when you were their age
it's so sad desu

>>35902742
iktf.
>still think about highschool group of friends even though 3/4ths of them are still in that same city and am in anothe state without a car
>single/friendless for 10years so far while they all have each other and added each other on goybook
>cannot talk to any of them ever again because of some phase i went through driving them all away
>that kid that died in school

>found out yesterday, there is a shooting range in the town am in

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>>35902865
>would have been your brother in law you both could have taken your kids fishing and told them about how you two used to do that when you were their age

fuck you. you made my eyes water.

>>35902457
>>March 30, 2017
yup. time flies

>This time last year I was gearing up to go to the top military academy in the country
>Now I work at Starbucks and go to community college
Fuck me

>>35902457
It'll be yet another lonely gf'less christmas this year.

>tfw 28
>have a 13 years old brother
>he's more of a Chad than I ever hoped to be

this time next year i'll have muh trucking job
lose 60lbs
hit 225 on the bench like i used to
pay a Asian hooker to give me a hand job WITH MY MONEY and not my mum's allowance.


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>>35903080
Story?

orgnaloae

>>35903507
Sure anon
>Great grades throughout high school
>Varsity athlete, too
>Get scholarship to Virginia Military Institute
>First week there, have full scale mental breakdown, try to kill myself by slitting wrists with bayonet
>Barely break the skin (bayonets they kept in our rooms were really dull)
>Corporal sees me, makes me go to campus psych doctor
>Doctor "recommends" I go home (I didn't really have a choice)
>Enroll in local community college, get job at Starbucks to make money
>Father still disappointed in me

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>2011-2017 is the same amount of time as 2001-2007

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>>35903961
I swear it took way longer to get from 2001-2007 than it did to get 2011-2017.