>first day of new job
>shit my fucking pants
why did you post this if you are going to leave out the actual story you fucking goy
>>35902418
what more is theree to add? i went to my first day on the job, then i shit my pants. thats the damn story.
>>35902444
trips of lies desu
>>35902444
wow what a cool story
now you've got shit in your pants and you don't even have a hilarious greentext story about it
>>35902444
that is not "the damn story" that's a summary. What did you consume in the last 24 hours, what's the job, where exactly did you shit yourself, did someone find out, how did you handle it, how long has it been since you shit yourself, do you have a pre-existing condition, what is you mother's maiden name, THAT'S A STORY
>>35902444
Definitely screencap worthy right here
>>35902444
did you make a loud BRAAAAAP?