>doctor: you have only [length of the youtube video] left to live
>>35901851
i got one
>when you...
Oh yeah your nondescript humor containing a mixture of the words cuck and senpai is so much better
Haha le fat beanie jew *choking noises* xd
>>35901896
triggered redditor cuck detected desu senpai
>notification squad where you at???/ *emoji* *emoji* *emoji*
I can't tolerate any comment that starts with
>is it bad that i
Makes mad as fuck and i can't quite explain why.
>>35901875
>here YOUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGG
>>35901851
>watching a Fotns video
X amount of people who disliked this video are already dead
>I'm only 12 and I only listen to music back before I was born type comments
>thumbs up for blank
Etc
Anything written by someone under the age of 18 is usually cringe and for faggot.
You should have to be 18+ to use Internet maybe even 21 nowadays.
>[Person portayed negatively in video] watched this [number of dislikes] times
>>35901851
what did you mean by this?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
(creepypasta videos)
>Am I the only one who watches these before going to bed ?
>Why did I watch this before bed xD
>Welcome to the safe house! We have food, weapons, drinks, toys xD
Shut the fuck up. No one cares about what time of the day you watched the video.
What's sad is that these shitty comments have tons of likes and actual discussions about the creepypasta have 0.
>"Who else is here from _____ ?" or some derivative of that
>>35901851
>>35901950
>>35901998
>>35902009
>>35903680
Y'all realize youtube is mostly for children nowadays? Back in 2008 the average age was probably 12-15 but now it really is 5 year olds on mommy's phone.
>>35903979
fucking hell, I hate these the most.... it's like they're ads and they don't know it
>*chorus of the song*
>>35904063
On the contrary, most users are probably >18. There are just far more manchildren than in 2007/8
>>35904063
>youtube is for children
Depending on what you're watching. The content pool on youtube is pretty large and if you're observing childish comments, chances are, you're watching childish content, so it's almost your own fault for seeing comments like that. Means you got no taste.
>"you my good sir..."
>who's watching this video in current year?
>best part was 00:00 to [length of the video]
>watch it half speed he sounds like hes drunk XD
>dont read my name -> dont read my profile pic -> dont read my channel description...
>as a girl... (300 likes, 800 replies)
>im in the weird part of youtube again
>quotes line for line the exact same line said in the video
amazing. it's almost like we watched the same thing
Every yt comment is cancer anon
>"why are there x views when there are only 7 million people" or its variations
>"people who disliked this read it as dis i like"
>"oh god I'm in weird part of youtube again"
>"who watching this in [current year]"
>"welp I'm not sleeping tonight" or its variations
>autistic screeching on let's play videos about how he'd have played a specific thing better
>"bla bla illuminati confirmed"
>"bla bla half life 3 confirmed"
Keep in mind these faggots have more than likely never played half life
>this is art xD
>its (past my bedtime) and I have exams tommorow, what am I doing with my life
>cool,channel sub4sub?
>not using an extension to disable youtube comment sections
you brought this upon yourselves
>>35901851
>First
This is single word is by far the most cancerous of all youtube comments
I have a treasure trove of cancerous youtube comments.