What does /r9k/ think of Poppy?

>>35901788
Who the fuck is poppy?

>>35901809
She's Poppy

>>35901809
My waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE

>>35901826
I'm Poppy
I'm Poppy

Can she fit my massive cock.

Retarded roastie that tries to be "creepy xD ;~;" by normie standards

Are you ready for your virtual hug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3xWnRSgmY

>>35901788

She's a normie meme machine

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>>35901873
thank you poppy
you have no idea how much I needed that hug

Is she only 16 now or what?

I unironically love her music.
And her.
>tfw no abducted MKULTRA slave gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxMLmoyHiiQ

Well... can you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyudA1Iibs0

>>35901788
I love her single Lowlife but not really anything else.

>>35902057
Really? I found that her weakest song.

>>35902083
I'm Poppy was much weaker.

>>35902121
Nah. It's pure audiokino

>>35901788

Fuck Poppy. Mars Argo was better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apkfNcPl7Sk

>>35901941
She's literally an adult.

The whole underaged thing is some stupid ""lore"" to draw in pedofags

>>35902261

I thought pedophiles were attracted to prepubescent features.

>>35902239
Mars Argo literally isn't better, though. She's like the rough shitty prototype.

Also fuck that pretentious fucking hipster faggot Titanic Sinclair. "Hurr hurr everything is just a post-ironic caricature of itself aren't I so smart and artistic? Wow no one ever noticed that culture is heavily commercialized before." Fuck off with that shit.

The only reason Poppy is halfway tolerable is you don't have to look at that unbearable faggot's smug, retarded face. You just get to enjoy a cute girl doing and saying weird things without being reminded that some insufferable piece of shit is trying to push some pseudo-intellectual point about culture that was old news before he was even born.

Is this like that "pronounciation guide" youtube channel format where it starts off innocuous and then goes "creepy" by just picking mildly disconcerting words and phrases to speak in a monotone voice?

>>35902408

Someone didn't delete their facebook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NWX-hE70

>>35901858
this

origig

>>35901788
>you will never hear poppy rant about fifth dimensional hyperspace garbage in person

why even live

>>35901788
i wanna she her go poopy

poppy a cute
cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwHb4WTvXQ8

would you ride on poppy air lines, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sd88FTEzdw

>>35902408
>butthurt Illuminati detected
I find it pretty clever. Also it worked

>>35902960
I'd ride Poppy if you catch my drift

>>35903002
I don't catch your drift, please elaborate.

>>35902974
>GET IT GET IT I'M SAYING THIS NOT IN A GENUINE WAY, BUT RATHER IN A WAY WHERE I'M SATIRIZING IT IN A SATIRICAL SATIRE MANNER. I DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN THE THINGS THAT I AM SAYING THOUGH. OH YEAH AND CONSUMER CULTURE/CELEBRITY WORSHIP REEEEEE
>clever
did I miss anything?
dude is literally just a hipster faggot whining about normie-tier shit that everyone already knows

>>35903087
I'd F-U-C-K-Y Poppy.

>>35902299

They are. They have a different name for people who are attracted to teens; ephebophile

>>35901843
3 inches ain't massive. No matter how you try and spin it

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>>35903172
And did it in a clever way that confused millions for months and started a millions of dollar worthy career on the way.
>le i pretend to be mad to show how superior i am meme
Sad.

>>35903192
>ephebophile
Hi reddddit.

>>35903231
>I judge the value of things based on how popular they are

kill yourself

>>35901941
i thought she was a lot older because of the face

>>35903231
>confused millions for months
holy shit imagine being retarded enough to not immediately understand this chud's gimmick

>>35903264
>being this retarded
>having no argument
>being that new you try to save face in an argument on 4chan
>being this butthurt
>acting all superior
P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c t-b-h

>>35903327
Yeah you have no idea what her first videos were.
>watches explanation videos
>acts smug about understanding it
*yikes*

>>35901788
theres something about this girl, titanic sinclair, and mars argo, that i absolutely hate. theyre like los angeles personified. shallow, obnoxious, pretentious, superficial, and many other bad adjectives

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>>35901873
>dat sound effect
dope

i love poppy
i like the episode where she shows you to load a gun

I think she's a dumb roastie and the director of this bullshit is a pretentious faggot

This shit is currently getting shilled on like 9 different boards

>>35902408
art is expression. you don't always need to have new ideas

>>35903836
And it's always me shilling it.
I love her so much. I can't stop watching her videos

I don't know what to think about poppy. I unironically enjoy her music (well, the Bubblebath EP and Chewing Gum. Adored is meh and I'm Poppy is really bad). Her covers from pre-Titanic abduction are pretty decent as well. The videos are how I heard about her like everyone else but they get old really fast.

>>35903251

Redditors tend to be more moralistic than 4chan tho. Everyone except for a few burgerposters think ephebophilia is normal.

Poppy exists for me.. as in, I am poppy. It's to aid the fucked up ARG that is my life.

I wish you guys would end this shit already.

>>35904952
Yeah. Only redditors use that term to look smart. Everyone else knows it's perfectly normal to be attracted to 16yo

I love her (originally).

>>35901941
like 25 prolly

>>35905749
More important how many followers do you think she has?

>>35905749
she's younger than that. I really don't know how old she is but she is not older than 23. I'd guess 20 or 21