I need to fake a fever QUICKLY TELL ME HOW TO DO IT!!!

>>35899628
Turn on the oven and put your head in

>>35899628
Run a car in a closed garage

>>35899647
>>35899663
How about some ideas that won't kill me

Wet paper towels, put in ziplock bag, microwave for a bit, put on forehead and wear beanie over it for a while. Also, having a few shots of whisky will raise your body temp

Go outside in cold weather for a few hours

>>35899628
Exercise for once in your life

>>35899628
eat human waste
the bacteria should cause your immune system to overreact, causing excess heat, producing a fake fever.

>>35899892
reach in and turn up your thermostwat

>>35899628
watch japanese porn and get yellow fever

>>35901206
>watch japanese porn and get yellow fever
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