> wake up > see this What do you do next?

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hhdrntdyftgd

Wake up again.

originallly

Ask why shes sleeping with all that makeup on

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>>35897202
>call up my friend immediately
Yo dude I just woke up with some girl in my bed. I have no idea where she came from help me im probably going to jail

>>35897202
Check her ass cheeks for herpes

If the idea is that some random woman is asleep in y bed, I'd just pretend to be asleep until she leaves.

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>>35897202
do you guys think i have a shot at getting a girl like this?
pic related: it me

>>35897482
I imagined this scenario and heartily kekd at the autism, thanks

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>>35897482
what if she steals y shit?

>>35897202
Take pics and post them on /r9k/

>>35898296
I dunno man but if you fuck her will you take a picture of her ass while she's sleeping and post here as you do it about it?

Wake up for real this time

I'm not surprised this isn't original

>>35898296
Nah man, you look autistic.

shoot big cummies in her hair and eyes to irritate her the most.

>>35897202
go wash ass just in case

Turn over in a 360 degree spin and go back to sleep

>That thick shitty eyeliner
Wonder why she would have to roofie me

wipe off her makeup and see what she actually looks like

>>35898456
STill cute as fuck

>attempt to leave bed without waking it
>get on computer
>take pic of it
>post here
>freak the fuck out
>play a game very causally until it wakes up
then we see from there

>>35897202
>Look around
>Realize it isn't my room
>gtfo

>>35898296
If you think writing "praise kek" on a timestamp is funny then no. Go fuck your fellow aryan /pol/cucks

>>35898339
come out your shit is gone