why don't you just get an average anime girl gf

>>35897034
i already did though. feels great to fuck a qt petite anime tier girl on the regular.

>>35897055
Please elaborate, especially on the stuff you've had her do.

>>35897034
Because chinese cartoons doesn't real, fampai.

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>>35897253
it's just as real as 3d seeing as its all in your head anyway
just wait for vr desu, then it will be even more real than 3d

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>>35897128
>had her do
kek, you say it like she doesn't enjoy it too.

anyway:
She's 5'4" and blonde. Looks likes 3d version of pic related but has glasses.
>Nice ass like in OP pic. Tight and round
>squeeze cock between her asscheecks.
>clumsy with blowjobs, but its cute
>great perky tits

We're also both math majors, so when we aren't fucking we have good conversations about course material. Great fuck and intellectual equal. Can't ask for more.

>>35897286
Okay, go back to facebook now, thanks.

>>35897276
nah, it will be less real. I think the digital onaholes will probably suck compared to real thing.

>>35897334
>thinks normies are real
kek this is why you will never stick your penis in a woman

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>>35897286
im just going to pretend everything you said is your fantasy and not actually real okay

>>35897347
normies are absolutely real you fucking idiot

t. non virgin

>>35897286
Sorry, I was just curious on the stuff you did.

How tall are you? Please elaborate on the assjobs.

>>35897034
I have one but Trump blocked her visa from Anime World. Cucked by the giga-Chad himself.

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>>35897034
Are you implying Hachikuji is average you fucking pleb?

>>35897351
Kek, I don't give a shit if you don't believe me. Her ass is exactly like the anime girl you posted and I get to use it whenever I want. Why would I lie about something so stupid on an anime image board? :^)

>>35897370
I don't think normies are real, its just stupid people that are more common. You see them and its like there isn't light in their eyes. Dead inside and unaware of everyone around.

>>35897373
We use the great lube. Dick fits right in between the cheeks and I cum on her back. Worst part is clean up desu. She can't roll over or the cum gets all over the sheets.

She also gives these boob jobs with the lube, but her tits are only B cups so its not really big enough. She rocks back and forth and sometimes it work, sometimes not. Cum gets all over the place.

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>>35897460
LALALALALAAL I CANT HEAR YOU

>>35897460
What's the most degrading thing you've made her done?
What's it like using a tight anime ass?

>>35897460
This is the most normie post I've read all week.

kill yourself.

>>35897732
jealously is feminine

Hmmm I wonder what I would look like as an anime character and what kind of girls would be in my league

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>>35897756
better idea: what would you look like as an anime GIRL

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>>35897771
Hmmmm thats an even better question. I need to find someone to draw me quick

>>35897717
She's thin, about 95 lbs and I'm 6'2" and 190 lbs. I think the most degrading (although idk if its that degrading) was when I picked her up and shoved her against the wall. I then proceeded to fuck her raw as her legs dangled toward the ground. When I was done, I held her up there, she was resting on my cock pressed against the wall. That was actually last week now that I think about it.

>>35897737
Kek this guy said it best.

>>35897771
I ask myself this question a lot. What if I could be that cute?

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>>35897771
I'd probably look like this, plus glasses

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Because I like staying out of jail.

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>>35897771
Probably something like this, with glasses!

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>tfw you're a lonely 20 year old who's so desperate for companionship that you've gone beyond the simple attraction to a fictional anime character, and have actively started fantasizing about your life together with an anime girl that was invented by an older japanese man.

are japanese escorts anything like anime girls?

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>>35900587
I've done that since I was 13 lol

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>>35900587
it can't be worse than spending the entire day pretending to be an anime girl