Just blew another chance at acquiring gf. Saw qt. Sat down next to her pretending to talk on phone. Pretended to end call. Could have just asked her a question. Instead I sat there like an asspie for a full fifteen minutes until she got up and left. Now i'm still sitting here, lurking /r9k/. Fml.
Tell me about your day, robots.
>>35896738
It's early in the morning here, the beggining of a blue day again
look on the bright side, you blew another chance to be rejected too.
i have given up but originally
>>35896754
>Tfw have to wake up at 5:00 to get to mental hospital on time
Fucking hell mang.
>>35896784
She's a mentally ill midget. How difficult could it have been?
>>35896738
Wow haha how did your fake conversation sound?
>>35896837
Pretended to be a medfag. Pretended to be a senior resident in surgery talking to a junior one about proper painkiller use in a sedated patient. Used generic drug names I got off 420chan to spice up the conversation.
Then I realized that, while that might seem cool and shit on a bus, it's absolute asspie level from a patient in a mental hospital.
Autism, ladies and gentlemen.
I think i'm gay. But probably bi.