NZ Robots

>>35894770
Yeah. This country is crawling with normies.

>>35894770
>>35894850
Kia ora

Where you guys?

>>35894770
South Auckland reporting. There has been an increase of white's in my area.

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>>35896027
>tfw government lets in every coconut, chink and pajeet that comes knocking

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>>35894770

yeah, whats up?

>>35896027
Pukekohe here. place is getting gentrified

>>35896075

the east asians are okay, it's the pacific islanders getting it thats the problem desu. come through cause they have family members in NZ and shit

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>>35896099
>whites move out
>white flight boo hiss

>whites move back in
>gentrification boo hiss

can't win

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Auckland CBD. Uni student.
Can't afford rent and want to die.
No gf.

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Man I really miss living on the coast

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Wellington Vic Uni in 2nd year here

Wanna be dead

>Invercargill

;_;

>tfw kiwi who has lived in Australia for 15 year
>tfw i still feel like this isnt my home and i want to go back
>tfw cant watch the All Blacks with my kiwi bros because all friends are Australian
This is true pain

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palmy north robot reporting in

central east aucky cuck checking in. Fuck polys are racist, beat up my friend for being asian

Hanmer springs reporting in

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>>35896851
But arent poly's genetically at least 50% asian?

>>35896851
Do they like white people?

Dunners here, and there's that thing where poly's can fail a bit more than whites to graduate

feels bad

>>35896869
yeah fucking idiots

>>35896692
duuude, what's ur degree senpai?

>>35896894
no they a racist af

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>tfw dropped out of auckland uni twice, wanna do it third time

>>35896980
not worth it man, just get into a trade, more work and money

>>35896980
heeey i dropped out of AU too

>>35896993
I don't want a fuck up like that doing the wiring in my house.

>>35896951
Industrial Design, all my shit is at Te Aro. You?

>>35897026
oh lame engineering for autists in the main campus

i was hoping one of my tutors or something was a robot

>>35894770
Auckland uni 1st year medfag here. Worked my ass off in year 13 and 1st year biomed, my parents got a pleasant surprise lel. When will I be besieged by gold diggers?

Christchurch bot reporting
Going through some shitty times lads but we're gonna make it, got a lot of good things to come this year

Hamilton fagg reproting in

Mid semester break cant come soon enough

>>35897053
I wanted to do engineering, turns out you need to be smart to do it. Settled for a shitty design degree. Good luck

>>35897163
they lied lol im dumb as fuck and have been out of school for 4 years

whats design? like architecture? thats what te aro campus does right?

>>35897106
same here. Are you neet?

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How easy is it to get neetbux here if I actually have been diagnosed with aspergers?

Don't die, thread. orginal

>>35894770
yeah

moved to auckland from palmy cause i thought i needed a shake up to make my life worth something

isn't really working out kek

when we forming our own political party, if kimdotcuck can then so can we

Anyone else studying at waikato uni?

>>35897099
Go home Zhao.

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>can't fucking understand this article I have to read for Japanese class

>>35897559
>japanese class

Tauranga here. What's it like not being surrounded by old people?

>>35897399
I've been on neetbux for severe social anxiety and depression for about 5 years

I have to get it refreshed by a doctor like every year or two

I didn't get it until I tried to commit suicide, not sure how hard it is to get otherwise. I'd be surprised if it was really hard, hardest part would be convincing a doctor to sign off for you

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>>35897574
It's an elective, alright?

>>35897590
How much are you getting?
orig

Auckland, unemployed. Trying to decide whether it's the army or to go back to university for another degree.

In the meantime I'm working my way through the shitshow that is Star Trek.

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>no /nzr9k/ discord

>>35897636
discords are normie shit but that sounds comfy

The best part about NZ threads is that we're all uni students who only post their location, make no discussion, and then the thread dies.

Hamilton about to be Dunedin haha lol :)))))

>>35897658
>we're all uni students
yeah why the fuck are you all young normies

>>35897628
$327 a week

$80 of that is the accommodation supplement, $247 is the actual sickness benefit ("supported living payment" I think they're calling it now)

It's not much but I have simple needs so it's enough for me. I hate feeling like a leech tho, wish I could find some job working from home/online

>>35897674
I could be tempted to try get on that. I'm so fucking sick of working. Just kill me now.

>>35897693
Good luck man. Hopefully you won't have to try to kill yourself to get it

>>35897699
Took an overdose in November and was in hospital for a while so maybe it's current enough? Who knows

>>35897674
That's more than double I get as a student and doing something other than sitting on my ass all day.

Fuck you. Unemployment benefit and autism bucks needs to be killed.

>>35897718
Universal basic income incoming.

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>>35897724
Only if Andrew Little gets into government. So not in this lifetime or any other.

>>35897718
sickness benefit is much more than the unemployment benefit, people who are just jobless and not disabled/crazy don't get that much

I SEE qt all around campus but NO QT's ARE IN ANY OF MY CLASSES

WTF DO ALL THESE Q tees even study

>>35897849
gender studies

originak

>>35897849
apparently soft sciences like psychology

and the arts of course

>no gf
:( :(
>want to die
:( :(

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Hang on kiddos, it gets better when you're free from uni.

>>35897911
What if you're a loser dropout neet who lives with parents?

>>35897106
>>35897388
im tron too we should hang

>>35897970
ok why not. Here's a throwaway email. I probably won't answer until tomorrow though, I'm about to go to sleep. [email protected]

i found out today im unemployable. Should i finally use my exit bag?

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>>35898024
Hey anon nice email

>>35898076
Can you elaborate on unemployable?

>>35897636
https://discord.gg/z9xuZuM

i made a discord like a dirty normie

maybe we can make friends and stuff with people we know feel as horrible around other people as us and then stand around awkwardly in public or play magic or something

>>35898083
I've been a neet for 14 years and i promised my mum i'd find a job on my 30th. Today i had my interview at bunnings and they politely told me that no respectable store would hire me.

>>35898168
>Today i had my interview at bunnings and they politely told me that no respectable store would hire me.
Why not?

You'll need to get a job through someone you know.

>>35898168
Bunnings is kinda scummy to their employees, I wouldn't take it personally.

>>35898181
I don't know anyone outside of my direct family who could do that, and i don't want to beg my mum to help me get one
>>35898182
I applied to all the large grocery stores near me and none replied

>>35896027
Want me to wash your windscreen, boss?

>>35894770
Yea. Debt asset at University of New Beijing here.

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>>35897674
Damn that's pretty good. I can't keep jobs for shit and I'm diagnosed with assburgers so maybe I'd be able to get it. It's a piece of shit thing to do, but at least you're a piece of shit with money.

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>nz thread dies at what should be primetime for kiwi NEETs

This truly confirms my hypothesis that im the only non-normalfag in this shitstain of a country

>>35898516
im still awake ree

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>>35898533
you can't fool me, Tama. I know your here for ebin peep meems to get instagram followers

tfw lonely gay NZbot

>>35896980
join the triple club!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is83WB7Ue1Y

Tune for the thread.

>>35898564
can i take this meme Hamish?

>>35897547
>implying you don't need them zhaos

should i move to the north island lads?
sick of earthquakes fucking my flat up every few years

>>35898578
l'll fug ur boipussi

>>35897399
im not sick at all and i get 300 neetbux/week. If the government is going to pretend that 'depression' and 'anxiety' are real illnesses that must be treated with hugely expensive and worthless pills, take advantage of it!

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>>35898628
DONT YOU DO IT, ANARU

>>35898676
People were saying I should go on a sickness benefit to pay for counselling, but I have some pride so I can't. Besides I already have money.

Fuck a NZ

>>35898024
im a huge pussy i might not email just letting you know. which suburb?

>>35898657
No me pls

>>35896772
Fellow Invercargill robot?
I thought I was the only permakhv in this dreary grey polluted shithole

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>>35894770
Hey NZ anons, can you tell me some common popular cultural things about your country?
I want to make some NZ Pepe's later.

>>35899534
Lord of the Rings
All Blacks
Maori culture
Dairy farming

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>>35899548
Thx anon

>NotOrigilaxGasPainRelief

>>35899510
yo, small world, smaller city

we probably know each other from somewhere desu

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>>35899534
Ugly women and lonely robot guys who would rather fuck sheep

>>35899767
seriously why are our women such dogs

>>35899785
inbreeding
happens to all island states

>>35899785
New Zealand woman are also fucking terrifying

l'm not a small guy and l know for a fact they would all kick the shit out of me no problem

>>35899797
seems like the men aren't as bad though? I see tons of chads around, how does that work

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>>35899785
That generally happens when you dilute your genes with natives

I'm gay but I'd fuck mummy suzy desu

>>35899807
chads breed among themselves and give birth to healthy chads while the sluts fuck god knows what

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>>35899829
Og tv mummy

>>35899829
oh shit, l blame this for me being into chicks with glasses

>>35899831
so many ugly baby pictures on facebook its hilarious

why is everyone pregnant at 15 here?

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>>35899829
>>35899853
w-who might this b-be?

Explain how a New Zealand accent differs from an Australian one please
I've heard they are different

>>35899907
when a new zealander says 6 it sounds like "sux"

when an australian says 6 it sounds like "sex"

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>>35899895
How young are you qtanon, it's Suzy from Suzy's world!

>>35899923
>sux

is this a north island thing? Everyone confuses me for being an american because l know how to vowels

>>35899926
i am not from NZ but does she have lewds?

>>35899907
>>35899923
Thats more of a Maori accent I think, http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLlqLQa0Kk

Shitty quality recording because I'm lazy and shy

>>35899989
you sound qt lad
how about we meet?
t. sheep

>>35900005
B-but I'm a boy Anon..?

Og

>>35899785
>>35899797
>>35899805
>>35899807
beautiful people ranked NZ dudes the top 20% of all men meanwhile the women were ranked the worst in the western world i think.

probably just a result of feminism (we were the first) + high test society (only tough cunts and tough women came here at the beginning).

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>>35899926
>its our time
>kia ora, talofa
>its our time
>our special time of day

hhnnnnnnnnnng

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Chirstchurch here.
Graduated from UC, been looking for programmer work for nearly two months.
At least there are plenty of jobs, and we don't have the same H1B visa bullshit that burgers have to put up with.

>>35899785
>seriously why are our women such dogs

NZ women are beautiful, I'm single btw, hit me up ladies.

>>35900062
>plenty of jobs
>been looking for months
lad, somethin ain't addin up here

>>35900062
Chch computer fag here 2 pls be my friend

>>35899989
l was gonna post my voice but l am afraid

my voice is deeper than l thought tho wtf

>>35900099

There are plenty of jobs - if you're not a graduate.
It just takes a long time for companies to respond. Anyone who's been on the job market knows this.

>>35900114
Srs anon, nobody likes hearing their voices back but it will sound fine to other people <3

>>35900101

You can be my friend if you can post a solution to the fizzbuzz problem.

>>35900129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZMwrfIccTj

>tryna be quiet
>she sells sea shells by the sea shore

do l have autism?

>>35900150
($_ % $o[0] == 0 && $_ % $o[1] == 0) ? print "FB " : ($_ % $o[1] == 0 ? print "B " : ($_ % $o[0] == 0 ? print "F " : print "$_ ")) for (1 .. $o[2]);

please go out with me

>>35900150
[code]
fizzbuzz = [] start = int(input("Start Value:")) end = int(input("End Value:")) for i in range(start,end+1): entry = '' if i%3 == 0: entry += "fizz" if i%5 == 0: entry += "buzz" if i%3 != 0 and i%5 != 0: entry = i fizzbuzz.append(entry) for i in fizzbuzz: print(i)
[code]

But seriously don't understand why they use this as a test, it's fucking retarded

>>35900172
No you sound cute :3

>>35900190

Only once I can assert your gender

>>35900195

It's a basic competency test,to make sure you aren't just good at one specific thing.

>>35900228
We're both cute girls(male)

>>35899510
prolly gonna get a big bag of weed tomorrow if you're interested in sitting around high watching anime

>>35900228
obviously a grill mate, there are tons of us programming grills around in NZ

>>35894770
AUCKWITZ-BIRKENHEAD

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Gnite anons I love you :3

>>35900101

Can you get me a job?

I'm surprised this isn't original

>>35900338
Nah I'm at UC currently. We can watch anime and cuddle tho?

>>35900356

I haven't watched anime in three years. I'll need some convincing.

>>35900320
night-o ro-bro

>ywn learn more about suzy catos icky sticky body

You guys drive? I'm gonna get my restricted soon, hopefully.

>>35897100
H-hi


Originaljkjkjkj

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>>35900451

Full license here.
Keep at it. Once you get your restricted, you will have a newfound sense of freedom. You can drive anywhere you want legally.
And because this country is dumb, we don't have R-plates for cars, only L-plates, so the police won't even care if you drive after you're supposed to.

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>>35899853
Suzie is so cute tfw no suzie mummy

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[email protected]
Be my friend