>tfw my new female co-worker I have to work with daily looks exactly like my favourite pornstar but with bigger tits and thiccer ass
Jebus help me...
>>35893586
Befriend her dude
>>35893586
This is why I watch 2d
>>35893613
She was nice to me on first day but then she realised I'm an autistic freak and I'm pretty sure she realised I keep starring at her 10/10 boobs cause now she's ignoring me and keeps giving me weird looks
>Tfw when plainfaced shy-jane with pale skin, glasses and blemishes keeps trying to talk to me and get along with me because I can actually maintain my confidence around her but I have no interest in her at all.
>>35893799
Chat her on fb, and apologize about your wrong doings.
Buy her coffee and give it to her when you come to work. Maybe just once
>>35893799
Here's what you do: next time you see her at work go up and say "Hey, I feel like things are kind of awkward between us. I mean I know I can be socially awkward and that's what causes a lot of tension, but I wanted to have this conversation to get rid of any weirdness. Anytime you wanna chat or chill just hit me up. I'm always available and it's never awkward when I'm outside of work."
That will at least help get things to normal
>>35893586
I had to walk out on a job because my coworker's body was too thicc for me to handle. Literally couldn't even work, I'd just be staring at her and when I tried to work I would be thinking about her constantly. Fucking strongest succubus magick I've ever experienced in my life.