>see chad and slut stacey get out of car at supermarket >run

t.neet who has never had to pay for anything with his own money in his life

One of the more plausible greentexts in recent memory, I really do hope it happened.

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>>35892134
I don't need to be a wagecuck for mr shekelstein. It's not like I would feel included by normies anyway if I worked.

>>35892085
>used-to-be "friends" used to take me on "spiritual adventures" by hiking through the woods at 11:00 at night
>they've long since forgotten me
>accurately predict the next time they drive to the hiking trail
>slash the tires of the unattended car, parks & rec. or police might be lucky enough to catch them

>>35892134
>t. Materialist
OP is doing God's work; our society has become obsessed with material belongings

>>35892134
get BTFO chad

>>35892212
>mom dies
>you die from starvation a week later, because you can't figure out how to turn on the stove

>>35892308
Sadly yes. Scratching up his car makes no real difference anyway. He had to have an Audi which to make is the car assholes drive.

>>35892362
>mom dies
>get inheritance bux to supplement my neetbux
>spend frugally over the course of my life whilst wagecucks do jobs they despise and can barely make ends meet