>"What am I to you, Anon?"

>>35892000
i cant even tell what gender you are, let alone what you are to me

Slampiggy

My wonderful, low self esteem, plump little slampiggy

>>35892000
A shit thread.

>>35892000
A WEIRD LOOKIN FRUIT

I believe the political correct term is "Trial Romance"

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>>35892000
a cute sadgirl that I could totally watch anime/play vidya/snuggle with, we could be sad together
>ie be my girlfriend uwu

Friends of course silly hehe

>tfw no nerd friend to convince to stay away from skanky hiki robits

she would be really cute if she grew out her hair and took nice care of it and the acne i can tell is the kind that will go away with time i would also force her to heat healthier and to get more sunlight and make her go to the gym with me to help her relieve some of the stress i can tell that she has in this pic

>>35892000
literally who are you? i don't even know how you got me drugged in the first place to be at whatever place this is

robots with high standards lol

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>>35892000
No matter what, you'll always be my son.

>>35892000

fuckin uggo

We need ideal nuclear war asap, human race is finished.

>>35892396
kys

>oregano commento fuck-o

>>35892000
You're a good friend. You're there for me when I need and I'm there for you too. We share alot of the same interests and we enjoy spending time together.

But it's hard for me to see you as more than that. I'm not romantically attracted to you. I don't know why and it's not something I can explain. It's just the way I feel.

Like I said before I enjoy spending time with you, and I hope we can still be friends because I think we would both be missing out if we weren't. But I just can't see us being more than that.

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>>35892000
>tfw no average/frumpy-but-cute gf to do NEET things with

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>>35892000
Young Austin Powers

>>35892564
>>35892000
why am I even alive desu

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>>35892365
>No matter what, you'll always be my son.
Laughed harder than I should have.