>Mom found herseIf Game over lads.

>>35889007
>dad found christ on his deathbed.

why live? there's no hope for me left.

>>35889007
>mom found the sister snake
this is not a good day

elaborate please, im confused as fuck OP

>>35889007
>cousin found the cum statue
at long last!

>motherly gf found me
she wont stop huggingh me

>mom found the dxm portal in my closet
you think shes gonna invade my kingdom again?

(this one happened yesterday)
>mom found the grape flavored condom and beretta
she laughed at me

>>35889098
>elaborate please, im confused as fuck OP

She went backpacking to europe and sucked a bunch of dick

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>>35889170
Beretta? Like pic related?

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>mom found the diarrhea portal which leads to the peepee dimension
i'm so fucked lads

>>35889151
Good neighbor reference??

>>35889007
My mom found my porn stash a few times back in the late 1980s. We were both too awkward to mention it, but she was the only one who would have made my stash disappear, and how do you REALLY talk to your mom about that stuff when you're 15?

Back then, I paid $1 per Hustler centerfold from the kid who stole them out of his dad's collection, god, porn was scarce in the pre-internet days.

>mom found the Anime pond

How do I explain it??

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>Half-sister found the cumstain collage
FUCK robots, I was so close to seducing her, now she won't even look at me. Will I ever be able to make this right?

Romulus and Remus found Rome on 7 hills in Italy. Wtf am I going to do know?

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>>35889007
>I found myself
Game beginning lads.

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>TFW mummy found the scream tunnel

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>I found God

YEAHHEHH YEAHHH

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>homeless outreach found my box

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>Jesus found the Jesuit Juicer

Guys I think I've fucked up!

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>pops found the peruvian puff pepper

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>>35889898
>sister found the cumstain college

HELP